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- Pinche Rudo
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same. I need to be wooed.
You rang?
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Jul 30, 2014 00:46
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- ass
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Jul 30, 2014 00:48
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- posting smiling
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is this like "blind date" and there are gonna be wacky pop-ups?
i've abstained from watching other reality dating shows to keep my creative vision pure.
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Jul 30, 2014 01:24
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- im cute
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Is this still happening?
I am ready to date now.
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Jul 30, 2014 01:59
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- thewizardofshoe
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but will your drilldo make me squirt?
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Jul 30, 2014 04:00
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- bwatts
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but probably has terrible opinions
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Jul 30, 2014 04:06
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- Pinche Rudo
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Drilldo, our date will start out with a couple of really nice drinks. I have an old fashioned, you get a rye manhattan. We have dinner, we order a couple of appetizers: seared foie gras and the pancetta crepe. I get the pork roast, you get the duck. We have a few glasses of a really good, earthy Cabernet. End it with dessert: panna cotta. We decide to walk off that amazing dinner in the park, holding hands. I point out a really funny rock shaped like a penis. We walk over and get closer. I tell you to squat next to the rock for a picture. I playfully push you over and you fall on your butt. We laugh. I pick up the rock, I start making funny gestures with it. You're cracking up at this point, rolling around on the ground with tears in your eyes. I stand over you, smiling. I grip the rock with both hands. I drive it down with all my force into your face. Your nose and upper mandible break. You let out a scream, gurgling as the blood fills your mouth. I bring the rock down again, smashing your orbital bone and blinding you in one eye. You realize in horror what is happening. I continue to smash you in the head with the rock, over and over again until nothing is left of your skull but a pink slurry dotted with brain matter. I drag your body up out of sight. I bury it up on the hill, in some rocky soil deep enough so the animals don't get it. I clean off and return to my car. I am unable to contain myself. I furiously masturbate.
The perfect first date
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Jul 30, 2014 04:30
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Drilldo, our date will start out with a couple of really nice drinks. I have an old fashioned, you get a rye manhattan. We have dinner, we order a couple of appetizers: seared foie gras and the pancetta crepe. I get the pork roast, you get the duck. We have a few glasses of a really good, earthy Cabernet. End it with dessert: panna cotta. We decide to walk off that amazing dinner in the park, holding hands. I point out a really funny rock shaped like a penis. We walk over and get closer. I tell you to squat next to the rock for a picture. I playfully push you over and you fall on your butt. We laugh. I pick up the rock, I start making funny gestures with it. You're cracking up at this point, rolling around on the ground with tears in your eyes. I stand over you, smiling. I grip the rock with both hands. I drive it down with all my force into your face. Your nose and upper mandible break. You let out a scream, gurgling as the blood fills your mouth. I bring the rock down again, smashing your orbital bone and blinding you in one eye. You realize in horror what is happening. I continue to smash you in the head with the rock, over and over again until nothing is left of your skull but a pink slurry dotted with brain matter. I drag your body up out of sight. I bury it up on the hill, in some rocky soil deep enough so the animals don't get it. I clean off and return to my car. I am unable to contain myself. I furiously masturbate.
The perfect first date
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Jul 30, 2014 05:13
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Drilldo, our date will start out with a couple of really nice drinks. I have an old fashioned, you get a rye manhattan. We have dinner, we order a couple of appetizers: seared foie gras and the pancetta crepe. I get the pork roast, you get the duck. We have a few glasses of a really good, earthy Cabernet. End it with dessert: panna cotta. We decide to walk off that amazing dinner in the park, holding hands. I point out a really funny rock shaped like a penis. We walk over and get closer. I tell you to squat next to the rock for a picture. I playfully push you over and you fall on your butt. We laugh. I pick up the rock, I start making funny gestures with it. You're cracking up at this point, rolling around on the ground with tears in your eyes. I stand over you, smiling. I grip the rock with both hands. I drive it down with all my force into your face. Your nose and upper mandible break. You let out a scream, gurgling as the blood fills your mouth. I bring the rock down again, smashing your orbital bone and blinding you in one eye. You realize in horror what is happening. I continue to smash you in the head with the rock, over and over again until nothing is left of your skull but a pink slurry dotted with brain matter. I drag your body up out of sight. I bury it up on the hill, in some rocky soil deep enough so the animals don't get it. I clean off and return to my car. I am unable to contain myself. I furiously masturbate.
The perfect first date
that's, uh, very interesting colonel wood. thank you for sharing.
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Jul 30, 2014 05:17
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- Afro Doug
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Hhrrrmm... Yes... I've now given up on dating altogether.
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Jul 30, 2014 05:42
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- GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.
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Drilldo, our date will start out with a couple of really nice drinks. I have an old fashioned, you get a rye manhattan. We have dinner, we order a couple of appetizers: seared foie gras and the pancetta crepe. I get the pork roast, you get the duck. We have a few glasses of a really good, earthy Cabernet. End it with dessert: panna cotta. We decide to walk off that amazing dinner in the park, holding hands. I point out a really funny rock shaped like a penis. We walk over and get closer. I tell you to squat next to the rock for a picture. I playfully push you over and you fall on your butt. We laugh. I pick up the rock, I start making funny gestures with it. You're cracking up at this point, rolling around on the ground with tears in your eyes. I stand over you, smiling. I grip the rock with both hands. I drive it down with all my force into your face. Your nose and upper mandible break. You let out a scream, gurgling as the blood fills your mouth. I bring the rock down again, smashing your orbital bone and blinding you in one eye. You realize in horror what is happening. I continue to smash you in the head with the rock, over and over again until nothing is left of your skull but a pink slurry dotted with brain matter. I drag your body up out of sight. I bury it up on the hill, in some rocky soil deep enough so the animals don't get it. I clean off and return to my car. I am unable to contain myself. I furiously masturbate.
The perfect first date
I guass that wraps that up for ol' drilldo
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Jul 30, 2014 05:53
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a fantasy of olives
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Drilldo, our date will start out with a couple of really nice drinks. I have an old fashioned, you get a rye manhattan. We have dinner, we order a couple of appetizers: seared foie gras and the pancetta crepe. I get the pork roast, you get the duck. We have a few glasses of a really good, earthy Cabernet. End it with dessert: panna cotta. We decide to walk off that amazing dinner in the park, holding hands. I point out a really funny rock shaped like a penis. We walk over and get closer. I tell you to squat next to the rock for a picture. I playfully push you over and you fall on your butt. We laugh. I pick up the rock, I start making funny gestures with it. You're cracking up at this point, rolling around on the ground with tears in your eyes. I stand over you, smiling. I grip the rock with both hands. I drive it down with all my force into your face. Your nose and upper mandible break. You let out a scream, gurgling as the blood fills your mouth. I bring the rock down again, smashing your orbital bone and blinding you in one eye. You realize in horror what is happening. I continue to smash you in the head with the rock, over and over again until nothing is left of your skull but a pink slurry dotted with brain matter. I drag your body up out of sight. I bury it up on the hill, in some rocky soil deep enough so the animals don't get it. I clean off and return to my car. I am unable to contain myself. I furiously masturbate.
The perfect first date
same
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Jul 30, 2014 06:58
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Drilldo, our date will start out with a couple of really nice drinks. I have an old fashioned, you get a rye manhattan. We have dinner, we order a couple of appetizers: seared foie gras and the pancetta crepe. I get the pork roast, you get the duck. We have a few glasses of a really good, earthy Cabernet. End it with dessert: panna cotta. We decide to walk off that amazing dinner in the park, holding hands. I point out a really funny rock shaped like a penis. We walk over and get closer. I tell you to squat next to the rock for a picture. I playfully push you over and you fall on your butt. We laugh. I pick up the rock, I start making funny gestures with it. You're cracking up at this point, rolling around on the ground with tears in your eyes. I stand over you, smiling. I grip the rock with both hands. I drive it down with all my force into your face. Your nose and upper mandible break. You let out a scream, gurgling as the blood fills your mouth. I bring the rock down again, smashing your orbital bone and blinding you in one eye. You realize in horror what is happening. I continue to smash you in the head with the rock, over and over again until nothing is left of your skull but a pink slurry dotted with brain matter. I drag your body up out of sight. I bury it up on the hill, in some rocky soil deep enough so the animals don't get it. I clean off and return to my car. I am unable to contain myself. I furiously masturbate.
The perfect first date
i guess that means i cant date him then
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Jul 30, 2014 07:05
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- cuntman.net
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and they say chivalry is dead
thats not the only thing they say that about
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Jul 30, 2014 09:23
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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byob loves to hate him... but what how will they react when they're asked to date him?? *cut to close up of horrified looking girl. spring sound effect plays* find out tonight on "Who wants to go on a date with the drillster"
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Jul 30, 2014 12:12
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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I had a wonderful time on my date with drilldo squirt, I hope all of you do as well.
Hey.
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Jul 30, 2014 12:13
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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I suddenly have things to do.
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Jul 30, 2014 12:14
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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I kind of hope the producers would give drilldo a free hand and money to craft the kind of dates he thinks of as perfect. Like the first 3 episodes can be original dates he funds himself, then they give him a little bit more as they go down the season. Never give him any ideas or anything. Eventually, very extravagant dates near the series finale.
Drilldo what kind of date would you send people on if you had 1000 bucks you had to spend that night on it?
I would go to my friend the weed dealer and buy alot of weed then we would go back to my place to watch episodes of star trek for the next 8 hours.
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Jul 30, 2014 12:15
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Drilldo, our date will start out with a couple of really nice drinks. I have an old fashioned, you get a rye manhattan. We have dinner, we order a couple of appetizers: seared foie gras and the pancetta crepe. I get the pork roast, you get the duck. We have a few glasses of a really good, earthy Cabernet. End it with dessert: panna cotta. We decide to walk off that amazing dinner in the park, holding hands. I point out a really funny rock shaped like a penis. We walk over and get closer. I tell you to squat next to the rock for a picture. I playfully push you over and you fall on your butt. We laugh. I pick up the rock, I start making funny gestures with it. You're cracking up at this point, rolling around on the ground with tears in your eyes. I stand over you, smiling. I grip the rock with both hands. I drive it down with all my force into your face. Your nose and upper mandible break. You let out a scream, gurgling as the blood fills your mouth. I bring the rock down again, smashing your orbital bone and blinding you in one eye. You realize in horror what is happening. I continue to smash you in the head with the rock, over and over again until nothing is left of your skull but a pink slurry dotted with brain matter. I drag your body up out of sight. I bury it up on the hill, in some rocky soil deep enough so the animals don't get it. I clean off and return to my car. I am unable to contain myself. I furiously masturbate.
The perfect first date
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Jul 30, 2014 12:48
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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I lost it at Conoel wood's pancetta crepe
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Jul 30, 2014 13:41
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- ass
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I suddenly have things to do.
Godspeed.
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Jul 30, 2014 13:42
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- dogcrash truther
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I suddenly have things to do.
there's a first time for everything
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Jul 30, 2014 14:54
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Her mouth looks like an anus to me.
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Jul 30, 2014 15:51
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- FluffieDuckie
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so nothing about the dude who wants to smash your head in?
if drilldo paid attention to everyone who wanted to smash his head in that's all he would do all day
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Jul 30, 2014 17:28
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- drilldo squirt
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if drilldo paid attention to everyone who wanted to smash his head in that's all he would do all day
Seriously, just a lot of wasted effort.
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Besides telling me what to drink makes him kinda seem like a control freak.
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