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LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

which Skyrim is the one that goes to Morrowind and does that redeem it?

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Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

LaTex Fetish posted:

which Skyrim is the one that goes to Morrowind and does that redeem it?

Does Skyrim need redeeming? It's objectively the best game ever made.

Wilde Jagd
Jan 2, 2014

by XyloJW
serana's pretty hot imo

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Does Skyrim need redeeming? It's objectively the best game ever made.

:gas: this post

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006

LaTex Fetish posted:

which Skyrim is the one that goes to Morrowind and does that redeem it?

dragonborn
you go to the island that was like a mini skyrim in morrowind and now it's a mini morrowind in skyrim

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

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I can't play Dragonborn because I see all the cool poo poo and Solstheim and quit the game instead of taking a boat back to boring rear end Skyrim

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

The Taint Reaper posted:

I beat all of Skyrim and just wish I could get into Morrowind just to see what all the hubub is about.

But the controls for MW are awful, the UI is terrible, the keyboard commands suck, and the windows always seem to refuse to close properly or they stick around blocking 80% of the screen.

please stop reaping my taint with your loving awful opinions.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

It always boggles my mind that people hold Morrowind as a sacred cow when it's an ugly lovely turd for fart brained dumbasses to enjoy.

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

Knuc U Kinte posted:

It always boggles my mind that people hold Morrowind as a sacred cow when it's an ugly lovely turd for fart brained dumbasses to enjoy.

i dare u to say that in the morrowind thread, u fuckin nerd

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

LaTex Fetish posted:

i dare u to say that in the morrowind thread, u fuckin nerd

Skyrim fans are the jocks of Elder Scrolls fans. Morrowind likers are the Anime Club.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

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Oblivion was my first Elder Scrolls game and has so many modern gameplay conveniences that I cannot physically stand playing Morrowind and that makes me kinda sad.

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Skyrim fans are the jocks of Elder Scrolls fans. Morrowind likers are the Anime Club.

So obviously we're more intelligent and probably have college degrees? Lol Skyrim players, enjoy your McJob.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

LaTex Fetish posted:

So obviously we're more intelligent and probably have college degrees? Lol Skyrim players, enjoy your McJob.

Ahh yes, we I forgot something awful still lives in the imaginary world where bullies and jocks work at mcdonalds instead of being more successful in every facet of life than nerds.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I'm the dunmer in thios comic and you're the stupid fag typing words.

Nasgate
Jun 7, 2011
Dragonborn was okay. No werebear, the riding a dragon is actually just fast travel, and by the time you get to the boss he's balls easy.
Lots of cool new perks tho.

Which brings me back to Dawnguard actually owning. Werewolf perks are literally better than the vampire ones.
Turned into a werewolf for the final big fight and just murdered both sides like the animal I am.

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

Buschmaki posted:

Skyrim's... a huge piece of poo poo trash

you said it OP

lock thread, ban us all

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Knuc U Kinte posted:

It always boggles my mind that people hold Morrowind as a sacred cow when it's an ugly lovely turd for fart brained dumbasses to enjoy.

that's all games made by bethesda

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Liking Morrowind over Skyrim is on the same level as liking The Witcher over uhhh like any other action RPG.

Proletarian Mango
May 21, 2011

playing on the dawnguard 's side (whose goal is to exterminate vampires), yu end up freeing one, escorting her back home to vampire hq, and then hand over an elder scroll to said vampires. keep in mind this is literally the first or second mission of the dlc.
bethesda cant even write something as simple as a loving vampire hunter faction. everyone is so completely retarded.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

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If you're a vampire, the only way to start the DLC is to go to Fort Dawnguard and join the vampire hunters for no reason.

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

i never got why people are so obsessed with being vampires or werewolves in bethesda games

its always awful and dumb and a waste of time

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Silver Striker posted:

i never got why people are so obsessed with being vampires or werewolves in bethesda games

its always awful and dumb and a waste of time

You turn into the guy from Jeepers Creepers.

Proletarian Mango
May 21, 2011

how the gently caress can bethesda gently caress up so bad. somebody seriously looked at dawnguard and went "yep, this is good and logical and fun" they have no self awareness. i wish bethesda tried the rockstar method at least once and just take all the time and money they need to make a really kickass tes game. i know they could make a cool one. they have some awesome concepts but it always gets stripped because of stupid poo poo like "lol 111111 launch date"

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

Silver Striker posted:

i never got why people are so obsessed with being vampires or werewolves in bethesda games

its always awful and dumb and a waste of time

yeah gently caress everyone for wanting to have fun and shapeshift and poo poo

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

LaTex Fetish posted:

yeah gently caress everyone for wanting to have fun and shapeshift and poo poo

relax friend, i meant no offense

its just bethesda has a history of making vampire stuff really dumb and terrible and werewolf stuff really pointless (and occasionally horrible, like skyrim)

if you really want shapeshifting/vampirism stuff i'm not judging you it just seems like bethesda games are not the place to go

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Silver Striker posted:

i never got why people are so obsessed with being vampires or werewolves in bethesda games

its always awful and dumb and a waste of time

I just become a werewolf for the disease immunity mostly and for when I run out of literally anything else to do and decide to finish the Companions poo poo.

Vampires are loving stupid and Dawnguard basically eliminates any reason to even act like one really (since not feeding no longer makes people freak out at you).

Also "your vampire blood boils in the sunlight" EVERY TIME, even if the sun isn't up and it's just technically morning according to the game clock.

Kimmalah fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Jul 30, 2014

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

im extremely impressed by anyone whos able to sit through more than 5 minutes of skyrim

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

lol If you post in this forum and don't have several hundreds of hours of Skyrim under your belt.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


a cop posted:

im extremely impressed by anyone whos able to sit through more than 5 minutes of skyrim

i still play it occasionally, but now i lose interest after about an hour or two

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Wormskull posted:

lol If you post in this forum and don't have several hundreds of hours of Skyrim under your belt.

I also have a couple hundred pounds of fat

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

I also have a couple hundred pounds of fat

Greetings fellow obese gamer!

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Wormskull posted:

lol If you post in this forum and don't have several hundreds of hours of Skyrim under your belt.

what really? how? its the same thing over and over..

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

I also have a couple hundred pounds of fat

it's ok, your dragonborn dude doesn't :c00l:

(because the base game won't let you make anyone fat)

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

its like solo wow

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Skyrim claims that fat people can't be heroes... Huh Gaben anybody??

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
when you play skyrim you can pretty much just uninstall it right after that tomb overlooking the village that comes right after the games start because the rest of skyrim is literally that copy and pasted about 100 times

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Skyrim claims that fat people can't be heroes... Huh Gaben anybody??

there is a slider for body type, but it's basically just "super thin" "thin" and "thin but we sort of stretched it sideways a little"

Soral
May 30, 2009

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Skyrim claims that fat people can't be heroes... Huh Gaben anybody??

http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/51308/

Soral
May 30, 2009


lmao

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Gobblecoque posted:

when you play skyrim you can pretty much just uninstall it right after that tomb overlooking the village that comes right after the games start because the rest of skyrim is literally that copy and pasted about 100 times

yeah

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