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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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naem posted:

This thread is making me nervous someone is at home messing with my eggs...

i have an app on my phone that allows me to access the security cameras supervising my eggs whenever i'm out at dinner for business, doing sex to the whore, or just hanging out with friend!!!

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Trixie Hardcore posted:

I never have to worry about someone messing with my eggs because I take them with me wherever I go. If they were to escape while I was out, the subsequent murders would weigh on me. They are my eggs I must protect them, must protect the world from them.

many other women freeze their eggs and lock them deep in medical facilities then sell then to unsuspecting white people

bring down the white race with your eggs, trixie

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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implant the eggs of others into your wife/girlfriend while she's asleep, have the child paternity tested, then break up with them for cheating on you

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