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Your Personal Muse posted:I'm calculating the odds and I don't think there is any way you can win, Opop. It is a logical impossibility. Good, that makes me the underdog and the underdog always wins
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Sorry Juanito, but thanks for putting up a decent fight!
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Nobody can beat the power of friendship!
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Sep 26, 2014 03:25
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Especially evil friendship
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Sep 26, 2014 03:26
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What's my record against Asii now? 572-0?
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Totally forgot this was yesterday Sorry! Live in front of 28,642 fans here at The Lockhart Arena in Fort Lauderdale Florida ittttttssssss   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ A match is announced tonight Mills will face Hal Incandenza for the title as the main event. Rating - A* Pander is in the ring and challenges Jon Joe to a match to get his title back. Rating C- Jon Joe accepts the challenge for next week on Turbo TV Rating - C Asiina and Rarity are in a heated argument backstage Rating - C- Rarity stops her in the middle of it and says Asiina will never get a rematch with her and walks away feeling positively superior. Rating - C Triple M vs Baron Fuzzlewhack This was a solid match that went back and forth but Triple M proved himself superior today and got the win over Bfuzz Winner: Triple M - Rating - B+ Kaschei and Crazyeyes are in the ring taunting Dr. Hurt kaschei starts by telling him they injured his worthless partner. Crazyeyes grabs the mic and tells him that his dad wanted a boy and his mom wanted a girl, and they were both satisfied. Rating B- Your Personal Muse is getting ready for his bout with Opop tonight and Opop rushes in and clocks him with a baseball bat several times. Rating A The camera pans back to the ring where DR. Hurt storms out and challenges two wild and crazy guys to a handicap match and the bell rings, its on! Dr. Hurt Vs Two Wild and Crazy Guys Dr. Hurt held his own but couldnt stand up to the offence brought to bear by his two opponents. Winner: Two Wild and Crazy Guys - Rating B+ Yuming is in the ring and challenges PM to a match to truly determine who is better. Rating - c PM comes out with KFC and tells yuming she beat her, and theres no way shes giving her a rematch without the title being involved. Rating - C Yuming storms off and goes into Eccoravens office to demand a rematch and Eccoraven calls her an idiot and refuses the match. Rating - c Happy Sunshine Gang VS Super Friends (Steel Cage match) HSG pulled out a win when fronz escaped the cage Winner: HSG - Rating - B+ Mr. Capps is in the ring when Lynch inc come out and attack! Ric Flair is livid but not much help , because he's super old now. But Jake P runs back in and saves his partner!!!! JakeP is back! Rating C AFP Vs Byers The next match in the series is taken by Byers! its 2-3!!! Rating B+ Ixtlilton VS Deadbeat Dad VS Twelvebaud VS Big Nothing (Last Man Standing) Ixtlilton pulls out a victory in this match after knocking out Big Nothing for a ten count Rating A After the match YPM comes out to the ring and calls out Opopanax who comes out to the ring, he challenges Opop to a match at Drop the Hammer on sunday. Rating B bowmore challenges ernie. to a match , he seems upset because 50 pounds was injured in the attack last week, ernie. never shows up to accept or deny the challenge. Rating B Juanito VS Tao Jones Juanito pulls out an impressive victory over Tao Jones! Juanito is on fire! Winner Juanito - Rating A* After the match Tao Jones attacks Juanito and Eccoraven and Lynch inc come out to assist, but Capps Kid Detective Agency come in for the save, They raise Juanitos hand in victory confirming that Juanito is the newest member of Capps Kid Detective agency! Rating - B Opop VS YPM YPM came out obviously injured from Opops earlier attack and Opop took full advantage and gets a win over YPM Winner: Opopanax - Rating A* Opopanax Celebrates in the ring by opening a bottle of maple syrup and taking a few swigs before pouring it all over YPM and laughing at him because now he lost AND hes all sticky. Rating B+ ~MAIN EVENT~ Mills VS HAL After a long tough battle Mills wins after using the ropes for leverage without the referee seeing it. Winner and stillll champion: Mills - Rating A* Overall Rating - A* (This show can be considered a success and should have increased our popularity) CapitalistPig fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Sep 30, 2014 |
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Sorry Hal. 
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Actually it's a great honour to be doused in syrup, you know nothing of my people pig
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CapitalistPig posted:
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Opopanax posted:Actually it's a great honour to be doused in syrup, you know nothing of my people pig What is an honor to your people is a gross sticky mess to Americans, remember, you are performing in an american wrestling federation.
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Juanito posted:A great victory, and an honor to be a part of the Capps Agency. How does it feel to know Ric flair??
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Oct 1, 2014 11:57
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Pig when can I fight somebody who matters?
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Another loss because SOMEONE cheated. When can I just have a heel turn and become a tag team partner with Mills?
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2nd in a last man standing? I'll take it!
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Gotta get that rematch! I might eventually get a B rating one day!
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Live in front of 10,836 fans here at Auditorio Juan Pachin Vicens in Puerto Rico ittttttssssss GoonFights Turbo TV! Dark Match: Merk Vs winvirus Merk proved stronger in this exciting match. It was a great way to get the crowd worked up before the show. Winner Merk - Rating B https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ Pander is in the ring talking about how he is pretty much the best thing going. The crowd apparently does not agree. Rating - E (pretty much the worst you can get) The lights go out and then when they come back in Jon Joe is in the ring kicking panders rear end. we hear an announcment a few minutes later saying pander was injured so the scheduled match with Jon Joe is replaced with a different match. Rating D (man these fans are rough today) Bigup DJ vs Rascyc Bigup DJ wins after a slightly lopsided bout , is Rascyc drunk? Rating - D (Rascyc was off his game tonight, probably from the drug problem I decided to give him) Asiina bursts into eccos office and asks for a rematch with rarity. Eccoraven tells asiina to get out and that he'll think about it. Rating - C A video is shown hyping the fued between two wild and crazy guys and el hermanos rabidos, when will Eightbux return? Rating - D Eccoraven announces she has decided to grant Asiinas request for a rematch with rarity. Rating - C- Dr. Hurt Vs Crazyeyes (kaschei isnt here this week and 8bux is still injured) Dr. Hurt pulls out a great victory Rating B PM is in the ring taunting yuming about her rematch being denied and says shell never be able to beat PM anyway. Rating C- Yuming comes out and tells PM she will put her career AND title on the line if she accepts the rematch. Rating C Pmush accepts Rating - c - Byers Vs AFP best of seven series Byers pulls off another win tying it up! (3-3) Winner Byers Rating - B A video is shown indicating that there will be a match between The Yakuza and Super Friends Rating - C- John Cena(SA) vs Winson Paine John Cena gets the W with a well excecuted Ten Knuckle Boogaloo Winner John Cena (SA) Rating - A A video is shown indicating that Lynch Inc will face capps kid detective agency in a no holds barred barbwire massacre match tonight to determine once and for all who is superior. Rating D (WTF?) The Yakuza VS Super Friends Great match! Happy Sunshine gang came out chanting just as SF gained the edge and The Yakuza took advantage of the distraction and Got the win! Winner The Yakuza - Rating B- Capps Kid Detective Agency VS Lynch Inc (Barbed Wire Massacre Match) After a long and grueling match Capps Kid Detective Agency wins clean in the middle of the ring, Proving that they dont need to cheat to beat the likes of Lynch inc. Winners - Capps Kid Detective Agency - Rating B- bowmore vs ernie. ernie. pulls out another win due to those brass knuckles, can anyone stop the SEF? Winner: Ernie. - Rating B- Tremendous Taste and ernie. continue the beat down after the match, but its 50 pounds of bread! He's running out to the ring and he has a chair! He is still bandaged from the attack but he drives the SEF away! Rating D (Seriously Fans? man Puerto Rican fans are harsh!) YPM is in the ring and he challenges Opopanax to another match and accuses him of being unable to defeat him without a weapon. Rating B- Opopanax comes out and says he has nothing to prove, hes already beaten YPM several times and wont face him again because he needs to move on to bigger and better things. Rating - B - Hal is backstage and Lumpen comes up to him and tells him he isnt fit to be number onbe contender after his performance at drop the hammer. Hal disagrees but Lumpen slaps him in the face and runs. Hal gives chase! Rating B- Eccoraven Announces that Mills will face Tao Jones for the title next and Hal and Lumpen will have another match to determine the number one contender. Rating C ~MAIN EVENT~ Mills VS Tao Jones for the Title! Mills gets a win after pointing into the crowd and saying "Look A Monkey!" , tao jones fell for it and got hit with a stunner. Winner and stillll champion: Mills - Rating A Overall Rating - B+ (This show hurt our popularity)
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Poison Mushroom posted:Gotta get that rematch! I might eventually get a B rating one day!
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your gunna keep getting those lovely ratings untill you put me back in
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uranus posted:your gunna keep getting those lovely ratings untill you put me back in 
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Live in front of 11,907 fans here at The MTS Centre in Winnipeg Manitoba Canada ittttttssssss GoonFights Turbo TV! Dark Match: Kumbamontu VS Winvirus Kumbamontu wins after a long match and these two really got the crowd going Winner: Kumba - Rating A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ Pander is getting warmed up and ready for his title match with Jon Joe Jon joe blindsides him and bashes him with a 2 by 4 wrapped in barbed wire Rating - D A hype video plays going over all the drama between asiina and rarity Rating F (The actual worst rating you can get, luckily this fued is almost over and maybe I can pair these two up with people theyll do better work with.) Jon Joe vs Pander for the Serial Killer Cup After a hard fought battle Jon Joe comes out with a clean win looking dangerous and shutting down pander's dreams of winning back the title Rating - C+ Rarity is backstage, she lays into Asiina telling her that she'll never be as good, and taunting her for getting turned down for a rematch Rating - C- Dr Hurt is in the ring waiting to go one on one with peta, but when peta's music plays no one comes out, instead while he is focused on the entrance ramp kaschei and crazyeyes come up from behind and attack dr hurt. But Eight Dollars returns and fights them off! El Hermanos Rabidos are once more a team! Rating - C- Hype video highlighting PM and yuming Rating - E A Video is shown building up the best of 7 series between AFP and byers, the deciding match will be next week! Rating B - yuming VS Poison Mushroom for the title, yuming has put her career on the line. after a long battle yuming comes out the victor and retains her title and keeps her career. Rating D A match announcement graphic is shown indicating we'll be seeing Happy Sunshine Gang and The Yakuza next. What could the stares these two groups have been throwing each other lately mean? Rating C HSG Vs Yakuza The Yakuza run through some rudimentary moves but then spoonsy just lays down and lets fronz get a 3 count! after the match the HSG begin some kind of ceremony and the Yakuza don the HSG robes! The yakuza have joined the Happy Sunshine Gang! What is going on here?! Winner - HSG - Rating - B YPM bursts into Eccoravens office and demands a rematch with Opopanax Eccoraven is not amused. The match is denied. Rating - B A video is shown featuring the battle for the tag team titles between Super Evil Friends and Team Lurk Rating - C Team Lurk VS Super Evil Friends for the Tag Team Titles Super Evil Friends pull out an impressive victory and retain their titles cleanly in the middle of the ring. Winner SEF - Rating - B Capps Kid detective agency storm into the ring after the bout and Ric Flair speaks "Hey you boys, dont get too comfortable because Mr Capps and Jakep are gonna be wearin those belts soon punks and then therell be nothin you can do to stop it! He starts to freak out and do elbow drops on the mat indicating what his boys are gonna do to SEF. Mr. Capps and Jakep have to carry him away because he's so excited. Rating C- A hype video is shown for the main event Hal vs Lumpen for the number one contender status Rating B+ Opop walks to the ring amidst cheers from the people of his homeland of Canada He proceeds to rip into YPM and tell him he'll never be good enough for a rematch. He proceeds to issue an open challenge to anyone in the back EXCEPT ypm to indicate that he can beat anyone at anytime! Juanito comes out to accept amidst boos from the canadian fans. Rating A Juanito Vs Opopanax Opop pulls out an impressive victory over the up and comer Juanito and he drinks in the cheers from his fellow canadians. Winner: Opop - Rating A ~MAIN EVENT~ Hal VS Lumpen Hal incandenza pulls out the win again cementing his number one contender status and securing him a match against mills next week for the title. Winner - Hal - Rating A The titantron flares to life and Mills can be seen "Well well well Hal incandenza again, making it through Lumpen again. WELL I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU HAL You will NEVER get my belt no matter how hard you try, you wanna know why hal? BECAUSE IM BETTER THAN YOU AND I ALWAYS WILL BE." Mills drops the mic and walks away from the camera. Rating B+ Overall Show Rating B+
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I present to you goons a question The following Popular talent has become available should I extend contract negotiations to  Rob Van Damor  Roman Reignsor both, or none? Whatever gets the most votes will happen.
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Oct 10, 2014 17:32
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Whoever it is make is all beat the poo poo out of them.
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Oct 10, 2014 17:34
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O-POP! O-POP! O-POP!
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Oct 10, 2014 17:45
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Give me a real opponent, not this lovely Pander guy!
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Oct 10, 2014 20:09
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Wow, I've somehow gotten worse ratings as time has gone on.  8bux, why does our audience hate women's wrestling so much?
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Oct 10, 2014 20:42
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I feel like that speech was setting me up for a fall.
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I've got your back Dr. Hurt. We are brothers for life. Literally.Poison Mushroom posted:8bux, why does our audience hate women's wrestling so much? Don't ask me. Blame Canada and their terrible gender attitudes.
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Oct 10, 2014 21:11
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Winnipeg is awful and not representative of anything but awfulness,
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Oct 10, 2014 21:12
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Opopanax posted:Winnipeg is awful and not representative of anything but awfulness, Confirmed.
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Eight Dollars posted:I've got your back Dr. Hurt. We are brothers for life. Literally.  It's nice to have you back bro. It's been slightly difficult facing these two chuckleheads on my own, but now that you're here we'll wipe the floor with them.
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I spent either way too much, or not enough time on that thing.
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Oct 10, 2014 22:28
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It's beautiful.
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Oct 10, 2014 22:56
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I feel like I'm getting held back
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Oct 10, 2014 23:00
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Oct 10, 2014 23:52
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At least I drew this one myself.
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RVD!!!
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Your Personal Muse posted:I feel like I'm getting held back It doesn't matter what you think!
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