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I for one, detest all this violence, and I think we should all work to resolve our problems peacefully and as friends. Friends like Dhaes and me. But sadly, that isnt the world we live in, so we are forced, FORCED I say, to tear the limbs off of our opponents, to rend their flesh, to kneel on their chests with our hands on their throats, watching their eyes bulge as we squeeze the last breath of life from their very lungs. And then we are going to poop on their car.
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I'm not trash talking dearest Ernest. All I can say is that I am left with no choice but to grab your hand in mine, use it as a melee weapon against you, and inquire as to why you are jitti yourself. It hurts me more than it hurts you, Ernest. I wish we could settle our differences over a nice cup of tea, but alas, your evil ways leave me with no choice but to punch through your chest cavity, grab your beating heart, and consume it raw, blood trickling down my face. Blood and tears, Ernest. I shall cry while doing this dear friend. Please rethink your evil ways.
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Jul 30, 2014 15:27
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I will confirm that I am a comic book super hero in real life.
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Jul 30, 2014 22:48
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Dhaes posted:oh hey there is a thread I will confirm this is us.
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Jul 31, 2014 03:39
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Friendship is the strongest force on earth. For example, I could lift Dhaes up with my power of friendship and throw him at Ernest, thus defeating both him AND gravity. Very powerful indeed.
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Jul 31, 2014 03:44
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Ernie. posted:keane ... you need to stop thinking of every sport as dodgeball I don't, you silly man Ernest. I also play softball. AND WRASSLIN'
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Jul 31, 2014 03:49
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You will never tear us apart, Ernest. The reason you don't understand this is because you are evil and we are good.
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Jul 31, 2014 03:53
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Dhaes posted:we stick together more than peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth We stick together like super glue on more super glue, but stickier.
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Jul 31, 2014 03:55
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mr.capps posted:well dnd sucks too Just play GURPS.
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Jul 31, 2014 03:59
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mr.capps posted:gurps is nice if you if you want a catch all system, its a nice jack of all trades I like GURPS because I like ridiculous math.
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Jul 31, 2014 04:01
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Uranus eats babies. Well not eats, but he does sew them up instead his lover's (who is also his mother, because Uranus is THE ORIGINAL MOTHERFUCKER) uterus.
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Jul 31, 2014 06:26
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I don't think so!
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Jul 31, 2014 20:16
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Hal my man, you know I detest violence, but that said rip lumpen's head off and poo poo down it. Hal the future of CPE (Capitalist Pig Entertainment) depends on you. You have my support, my friend. *hands Hal a flower*
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Brawling 68% Power 71% Strong Style 16% Hardcore 25% MMA Style 0% Mat Work 27% Chain Wrestling 31% Submissions 14% Aerial 9% Flashiness 7% Microphone 51% Charisma 71% Acting 44% Looks 70% Superstar Quality 55% Basics 79% Psychology 78% Safety 72% Consistency 67% Selling 53% Athleticism 55% Toughness 69% Stamina 72% Intensity 52% Stiffness 62% Resilience 71% Menace 65% Refereeing 0% Business Skill 0% Booking Skill 0% Respect 38% I have higher everything irl, especially looks, I am very dreamy.
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Jul 31, 2014 21:44
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Grandicap posted:Nah, I am way better. Looks 36. SEEM ACCURATE.
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Aug 1, 2014 02:38
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Grandicap posted:Yeah, but I got Krisma to make up for it. More like charisNAH IMO.
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Aug 1, 2014 02:44
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Grandicap posted:Noone cares about your opinion. Much like your posting.
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Aug 1, 2014 02:59
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Grandicap you're just jealous of my flowing locks and amazing good looks.
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Aug 1, 2014 03:18
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I will also hit lumpen with a pipe if it looks like he is defeating YPM.
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Aug 1, 2014 18:16
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Knuckle dusters are not only against the rules of wrestling, they are against the LAW. I hope you're ready from a visit from the police, KNAVES.
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Ernie. posted:brass knuckles I AM ALERTING LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT ERNEST.
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Aug 7, 2014 04:29
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Aug 13, 2014 20:50
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Grandicap posted:I hope the excitement isn't too pulse pounding, not sure my old heart could handle it. Oh my goodness! Let me get you...A CHAIR *pulls out folding chair, unfolds it, sits it down for Grandicap*
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Aug 13, 2014 20:59
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I don't know why law enforcement is not stopping Ernest from performing his vile deeds!
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Aug 14, 2014 19:12
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Your Personal Muse posted:I smell a battle royale I'd agree...AS LONG AS ALL OF THE COMPETITORS FIGHT A CLEAN FIGHT. I'm LOOKING AT YOU ERNEST.
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Aug 14, 2014 21:19
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You're just jealous I have a shapely adam's apple.
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Aug 14, 2014 22:04
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Ernie. posted:I caught that reference because nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. Nothing goes over my head either. I am too large. :-(
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Aug 14, 2014 22:24
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Capps you're an honorable opponent and it was my pleasure to compete with you today.
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Aug 17, 2014 21:45
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CapitalistPig posted:I'll have the show up shortly , look at this poo poo in the meantime. What a dick, Juanito. Shameful.
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Aug 21, 2014 05:23
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Confound it you scoundrels! I just want a nice clean match! GulagDolls is a ne'er-do-well.
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Aug 21, 2014 05:31
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I am filing A FORMAL PROTEST to Ecco! This will be one sternly written letter I tell you what!
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Aug 21, 2014 05:49
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Jeepers! It was a pleasure watching everybody wrestle this week! Good job guys!
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Aug 29, 2014 02:10
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Nobody can beat the power of friendship!
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RVD!!!
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I beat everybody. The end.
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