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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Dr. Hurt posted:

Si, you have not seen the last of HERMANOS RABIDOS!!! You may have won this time, Defective Agency, but that is because you have no honor in the ring. You play sloppy with no true spirit. If Jake did not insist on cheating then there would have been no way for you to win. Off to our rose palace, brother. We shall feast on the heart of bulls slain to grow stronger to face them another day.

Shark > Bull

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Pig I suck at this game how do I book good matches and angles.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Byers2142 posted:

True story, I was a wrestler in high school and went to a Pitt wrestling camp while Kurt Angle was around. Since I was smaller, I regularly got paired with the only girl at the camp, who would often kick my rear end. Then Kurt Angle would step in, tell me what I was doing wrong, and have me go again until I could beat her.

Kurt Angle taught me how to kick a girl's rear end in wrestling. I'll bring that same fight, that same willpower, that same wrestling pedigree, to the ring next week. For the fans.

Hi can I buy the rights to your coming of age movie?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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i am chaotic good

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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dnd alignment actually sucks

death to the alignment system

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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well dnd sucks too
death to dnd and pathfinder

hooray 13th age

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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gurps is nice if you if you want a catch all system, its a nice jack of all trades

but there are a lot better systems out there

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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death to math and dice

card based and token based systems are the future

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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quote:

Brawling 48%
Power 76%
Strong Style 42%
Hardcore 14%
MMA Style 0%
Mat Work 2%
Chain Wrestling 31%
Submissions 15%
Aerial 3%
Flashiness 12%
Microphone 38%
Charisma 58%
Acting 42%
Looks 90%
Superstar Quality 70%

Basics 72%
Psychology 68%
Safety 71%
Consistency 45%
Selling 42%
Athleticism 31%
Toughness 67%
Stamina 60%
Intensity 76%
Stiffness 46%
Resilience 42%
Menace 90%
Refereeing 0%
Business Skill 0%
Booking Skill 0%
Respect 54%

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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i have higher Charisma and lower looks in real life

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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anime gently caress pillow posted:

My stats are hilarious. I'm going to lose every fight.

what is your menace, because that is probably actually the most important stat in the game.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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capps' detective agency to the moon

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Rarity posted:

Well, we can't both be women's champion, can we?



Thanks, sweetie.

Your Future Women's Champion
XOXO

You do realize you are going to make it to the finals until Meinberg happens right?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Leave Keane's throat alone!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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I just want to say I am glad that Ric Flair has my back and he is like the father I have never had

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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When will we get ric flair to play mafia with us

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Pig Ric has been talking to me and he wants some more screen time.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Ric Flair is my friend

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Nothing gets us down.

Except brass knuckles :(

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