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Bacon of the Sea
Oct 17, 2008

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Hal Robson-Kanu is out for the start of the season now so Reading are pretty much starting the season with the U14 team right now

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Bacon of the Sea
Oct 17, 2008

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Reading are now in "Partnership" with a bunch of Thai investors including a seventy something year old rich lady and Madejski is still in charge.

Maybe we can sign some players now?

Bacon of the Sea
Oct 17, 2008

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And then we announced a partnership with a "sports nutrition" company who have no website, don't have a logo to place on their Facebook page they speedily registered and are owned by two 32yo guys with 9 bankrupt companies under their directorship already.

We're fast racing Leeds for some kind of joke club award. We'll announce we're opening a Blockbusters at the stadium soon at this rate.

Bacon of the Sea
Oct 17, 2008

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We were until Zingarevich came in. I have a feeling we're about to go all Venkys.

Bacon of the Sea
Oct 17, 2008

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Bogan Krkic posted:

Does Adam Federici still play for Reading and did he invent the wheel

Federici starting today and perpetually inventing the wheel, Australian Ryan Edwards also gets a debut today.

I'd say we have loads of young players in the squad today, but read yesterday that we only have 6 players over the age of 27 at the club and 2 over 30 so there's no real point in saying it as I'd be saying it every week and people would get mad.

Simon Cox is back in the bench having moved home from Forest.

Bacon of the Sea
Oct 17, 2008

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11 of the 16 we put out on Saturday came through the Reading youth academy. Would love to know what the numbers are for the other teams in the top two divisions

Bacon of the Sea
Oct 17, 2008

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Reading fans were livid Sean Morrison was pushing through a transfer to Cardiff yesterday

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28802083

But then they realised we got £4m for him that goes up to almost £5m based on appearances and there's an additional sell on clause and realised we'd pulled another Matt Mills deal out the bag and stopped caring.

Bacon of the Sea
Oct 17, 2008

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13 of the 16 in Reading's team on Sat were academy grads. We're totally going to finish 8th this season and then sell all our kids to other teams.

Bacon of the Sea
Oct 17, 2008

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Hector and Tshibola and Obita are now injured so Reading are reduced to playing 18yos because we're even running out of U21 players.

Bacon of the Sea
Oct 17, 2008

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Reading have more teenagers playing today than a 6th form disco

Bacon of the Sea
Oct 17, 2008

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he owns an ipad so could probably like girls pictures on instagram while smoking shisha or rapping.

When he first plays you'll be really impressed by some tricks he does then when he's subbed off 20 mins later for being fat and tired and then flies to Amsterdam and posts pictures at a club night at 3am you'll be like "oh"

Bacon of the Sea fucked around with this message at 13:42 on Sep 3, 2014

Bacon of the Sea
Oct 17, 2008

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Royston update: Was back in Berks yesterday and in Rotterdam today where he posted about his mate's club night on Sat and instagrammed a picture of his new hookah/shisha enterprise.

Took him less than a fortnight to resume giving no fucks

Bacon of the Sea
Oct 17, 2008

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Reading are definitely not cool or good right now. We are the fat kid summer camp of the championship.

Bacon of the Sea
Oct 17, 2008

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Andre Le Fuckface posted:

I'm glad that Reading didn't lose again today and did in fact, win

me too.

STAT OF THE DAY: Reading have the youngest back 4 in the division, averaging 22.5 years old.

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Bacon of the Sea
Oct 17, 2008

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So Leeds are stuck with a manager who's on vacation for two years? He may be the longest serving manager in the championship by then

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