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Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
More like Bentford.

I'm looking forward to seeing who any of Fulham's new players are, because we have sold our entire shithouse team from last year, and everyone is ok with that. Maybe by the time the season starts, we will even have a keeper. But then who can say in this crazy sport?

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Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
We look like a team that has never played together before, which is pretty understandable. Really need to get McCormack fit instead of fat - we had 22 shots today and still never really looked like scoring.

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
Leeds are great! At conceding a goal and getting two yellow cards in the first ten minutes!! Hahahaha!!!

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
For gently caress's sake.

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
1-0 down and Matt Smith sent off in the first 18 minutes? This is the season that just keeps on giving.

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
These new-fangled no-commentary streams would be wonderful if I had any idea who most of our players were.

Oh cool we're losing.

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
Oh you best believe I'm doing all the moves

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
I did the moves too soon

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/sep/20/fulham-farewell-magath-felix-madcap posted:

It goes back to last season when Brede Hangeland, then the Fulham captain, was diagnosed with a slight thigh injury and the club’s doctor, Stephen Lewis, with more than a decade of working in elite sport, put together a recovery programme to try to get him fit for the weekend. Except Magath thought he knew better. There was another way to treat the problem, he said. So he sent the kit-man to the Tesco in New Malden, a short drive along the A3 from Fulham’s training ground, to buy a large block of cheese.

Hangeland was then told to perch on the end of a massage table and spend the afternoon in that position with a slab of cheese carefully positioned on the sore spot. The cheese, according to Magath, would have soothing effects. Hangeland was a sceptical patient and, funnily enough, Lewis decided a few months later he would rather stick to more orthodox practices and left to join Brighton and Hove Albion. Hangeland could not wait to get away either and has been a frequent critic of Magath ever since.

RIP.

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
Looks like everyone has missed the fact we're cool and good again

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

Blue Star Error posted:

Thats 17 attempts at beating Fulham that we've failed at. Last time we got a win was 1986. I HATE THEM

13 wins, 4 draws, 35 scored, 6 conceded

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
Actually this a cool and good thread to talk about cool and good Fulham who just can't stop scoring and conceding cool and good goals.

Drogadon posted:

I heard Bryan Ruiz scored from a corner today, anyone have a vine or something?

Highlights here: http://www.fulhamfc.com/first-team/2014_2015/league/home/blackpool/video

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

African AIDS cum posted:

A nice 3-1 win by the Mighty Whites. Promotion is within reach.

this, but not about dirty leeds (who we hate)

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
Fulham status today:

Oh god why
Cool and good

Basically if we play Bryan Ruiz we win, since he needs about three players to deal with him and then everyone else scores hella goals. We will finish 9th.

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
A Ross McCormack hat-trick? In less than 30 minutes? All from outside the box? Seems like Fulham's back on the menu boys!

We will lose 5-3 again.

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Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
Five years ago today we beat Juventus 4-1 on the way to a European final

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