This Is What Sex-Positive Parenting Really Looks Like

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Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

i jerk it wherever i want to jerk it, mom

god

*cums on dishwasher*

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Steadiman: Jan 31, 2006; Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

_{silly sevens}

Vulva; fun to say and fun to eat

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:37

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

I feel like this line of thought can easily lead to increased child exploitation and pedophilia honestly

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:37

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

BeefThief posted:

mommy meet my new boyfriend jeff hes 32 (im 8 and a half)

hmm this seems like a missed opportunity for an aatrek joke, the hilarious meme that comes up every time kids are mentioned

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:38

california roll: Feb 23, 2009

girls pee out of their butts

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:38

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

How the gently caress has a 7yo figured out how to jack off anyway?

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:38

BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

hiya mister! my mommy says sex is a good thing! what is sex??

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:38

Meg From Family Guy: Feb 4, 2012

icantfindaname posted:

ahahaha goddamn effectronica who did you piss off for that AV? in any case keep it up

I believe that he bought that himself.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:38

BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

oh boy! i love star trek!

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:39

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

BeefThief posted:

oh boy! i love star trek!

ME TOO

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:39

Meg From Family Guy: Feb 4, 2012

Maoist Pussy posted:

How the gently caress has a 7yo figured out how to jack off anyway?

i really think someone should call child protective services

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:40

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

this is the lady and her dumb family lol

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:40

Meg From Family Guy: Feb 4, 2012

Fandyien posted:

this is the lady and her dumb family lol

i can't believe these people are allowed to have children

lol @ dad's armpit stain

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:41

BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

Fandyien posted:

this is the lady and her dumb family lol

get me outta here.jpg

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:41

Meg From Family Guy: Feb 4, 2012

Sweaty Dad

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:42

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

I think it would be more sex-positive to not be gross and ugly and retarded but that's just me, that's how I roll.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:42

BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

why do these people think they're an authority on parenting? your hosed up retarded beliefs don't make you an expert no matter how 'progressive' your agenda.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:42

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Fandyien posted:

this is the lady and her dumb family lol

Of course they look like that

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:42

Meg From Family Guy: Feb 4, 2012

Dad got so excited when he put on the Kanye glasses that he ruins his work shirt

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:43

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

Vulva

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:43

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgR-k03SYOs

lmao she claims to have lost weight by dancing with her stupid loving kids

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:43

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Meg From Family Guy posted:

This is hella sick and the possibly the worst part of feminism in real life that I've ever seen, and I would have been insanely weirded out if my mom told me to go jack it in my room

My mom tried this once but I replied "NO YOU CAN'T TELL ME WERE TO JACK OFF MOM" then ejaculated all over the salad bowl and wiped my glans with the napkin.
That showed her.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:43

Steampunk iPhone: Sep 2, 2009; by XyloJW

So I had The Sex Talk with my 7yo

He's known bits and pieces about stuff for ages now, but since he started asking a bunch of specific questions (ranging from confused anatomical questions to the meaning of various rude words), I figured it was time to get thorough.

So, during our regular bedtime talk-about-stuff session, I started with clearing up why women can't use urinals (yes, I know, I know), and over the next couple of nights, it went from there to just about every topic you can think of. Anatomy, menstruation, sexual orientation, intercourse, alternatives to PIV, condoms, STDs, conception and pregnancy, birth control, masturbation, privacy/discretion thereof, sexual response and orgasm, ejaculation and semen, consent, enthusiastic consent, rape, porn and the utter fakeness thereof, polyamory, jealousy, prostitution, how sex is a huge emotional lever/amplifier and the related risks, various attitudes and hangups in society, intersections with religion, how some things are thus not a topic for discussion in the playground... pretty much everything I could think of. There were diagrams, photos and some carefully-selected videos (thanks to the person who responded to my earlier thread) - finding non-pornographic yet actually informative imagery was the hardest part of the entire exercise.

It's just amazing how non-awkward it all was. There was uproarious laughter at some bits, a few 'ew, gross' moments, a fair few more 'Huh.' moments, a bunch of 'well, people are stupid, what's it to them?' responses to various taboos and intolerances... it wasn't embarrassing, it wasn't traumatic, he was interested and asking questions, but not inappropriately focused on anything.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:43

BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

mods please change the thread title to indicate that the feminism discussion ends after page 1 and feminism fags go home

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:44

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

While there is such a thing as Sex-Positive Feminism, they're not the ones calling every man a rapist and trying to ban porn. This Sex Positive stuff is weird but frankly it's better than the other extreme.

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Fandyien posted:

this is the lady and her dumb family lol

wow I just wanna hose that whole family down carwash style. looks like they need it.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:45

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

Steampunk iPhone posted:

So I had The Sex Talk with my 7yo

He's known bits and pieces about stuff for ages now, but since he started asking a bunch of specific questions (ranging from confused anatomical questions to the meaning of various rude words), I figured it was time to get thorough.

So, during our regular bedtime talk-about-stuff session, I started with clearing up why women can't use urinals (yes, I know, I know), and over the next couple of nights, it went from there to just about every topic you can think of. Anatomy, menstruation, sexual orientation, intercourse, alternatives to PIV, condoms, STDs, conception and pregnancy, birth control, masturbation, privacy/discretion thereof, sexual response and orgasm, ejaculation and semen, consent, enthusiastic consent, rape, porn and the utter fakeness thereof, polyamory, jealousy, prostitution, how sex is a huge emotional lever/amplifier and the related risks, various attitudes and hangups in society, intersections with religion, how some things are thus not a topic for discussion in the playground... pretty much everything I could think of. There were diagrams, photos and some carefully-selected videos (thanks to the person who responded to my earlier thread) - finding non-pornographic yet actually informative imagery was the hardest part of the entire exercise.

It's just amazing how non-awkward it all was. There was uproarious laughter at some bits, a few 'ew, gross' moments, a fair few more 'Huh.' moments, a bunch of 'well, people are stupid, what's it to them?' responses to various taboos and intolerances... it wasn't embarrassing, it wasn't traumatic, he was interested and asking questions, but not inappropriately focused on anything.

lmao this is pretty hosed up actually

" rape, porn and the utter fakeness thereof, polyamory, jealousy, prostitution, how sex is a huge emotional lever/amplifier and the related risks, various attitudes and hangups in society, intersections with religion,"

this is not appropriate for a seven year old

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:45

Meg From Family Guy: Feb 4, 2012

Fandyien posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgR-k03SYOs

lmao she claims to have lost weight by dancing with her stupid loving kids

Several times it looks like she's going to deliver insanely illegal wrestling moves to her daughter

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:46

Bread Set Jettison: Jan 8, 2009

I really don't know what I expected from this thread

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:46

Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

Meg From Family Guy posted:

I believe that he bought that himself.

thank you for finally owning up to buying it! i was in suspense for all of 5 minutes

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:46

mysterious frankie: Jan 11, 2009; This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Fandyien posted:

this is the lady and her dumb family lol

They had to crop the photo to hide the fact that all of those kids were ruthlessly plundering their genitals when it was taken.

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BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

blah blah blah my kids are so mature theyre like little adults! *watches MLP without the kids*

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Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

IVE BEEN CAUGHT WANKEING IN THE STEEPLE OF OUR CHURCH AGAINE

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

sex poz my neg rear end lol

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:47

Steampunk iPhone: Sep 2, 2009; by XyloJW

Fandyien posted:

lmao this is pretty hosed up actually

" rape, porn and the utter fakeness thereof, polyamory, jealousy, prostitution, how sex is a huge emotional lever/amplifier and the related risks, various attitudes and hangups in society, intersections with religion,"

this is not appropriate for a seven year old

2,000 points / 90% upvoted

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:47

Meg From Family Guy: Feb 4, 2012

Fandyien posted:

lmao this is pretty hosed up actually

" rape, porn and the utter fakeness thereof, polyamory, jealousy, prostitution, how sex is a huge emotional lever/amplifier and the related risks, various attitudes and hangups in society, intersections with religion,"

this is not appropriate for a seven year old

lmao and it started with explaining why girls can't use urinals

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:48

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Jerry, it is not appropriate to to masturbate at our guests

jerry please go to your room and finish up

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Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

those topics are more suited for a gender studies class than a seven year old's bedroo

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:49

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

Did anyone explain how a 7yo figures out how to manhandle her ladyboner

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VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

dont treat kids like adults

# ? Jul 30, 2014 16:51

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