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15 years into that girl's life it's going to be "We don't DP at the table, dear. Please DP in your bedroom, or in the garden shed." *scrunches face into look of consternation. daydreams about beating horny daughter unconscious with a boat oar*
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Fandyien posted:
They had to crop the photo to hide the fact that all of those kids were ruthlessly plundering their genitals when it was taken.
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Jul 30, 2014 16:46
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If any of you have a better way to handle your child habitually treating her vulva like Gack in public than gingerly addressing her like she could blink and send you to the corn field if you piss her off, than I'd sure like to hear about it.
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Jul 30, 2014 16:57
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poorlifedecision posted:OP is just jealous that his mom never talks to him about jerking it. My mom talked about jerking her dick all the time :/
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Jul 30, 2014 17:02
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Prettz posted:What's a good age to buy my daughter a vibrator? haha, wouldn't it be hosed up, haha, if we all like, haha, got those dildo kits where you mold it in the shape of your boner, haha, and then gave those to our daughters? haha, that would be hosed up, hahaha.... hey we totally should do it, because it would be, hahaha, so hilariously hosed up. haha.
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Jul 30, 2014 17:23
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Steampunk iPhone posted:"daddy why can't girls pee standing up?"
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Jul 30, 2014 17:29
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I like the term "neovagina".
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Jul 30, 2014 17:29
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Actually, I like Neovagina, because I picture the vagina saying "I know Kunt Fu" then it fights Laurence Fishburne.
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Jul 30, 2014 17:57
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plain blue jacket posted:this is an innapropriate post we only post like this in GBS Nah, it's cool to talk about kids masturbating in the anime forums, pretty sure.
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Cream_Filling posted:http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/the-sexual-revolution-and-children-how-the-left-took-things-too-far-a-702679.html But I bet those kids weren't totally uptight hosed up puritan weirdos.
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I mean, they became hosed up adults, but in the way I like (cool with being my human toilet).
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