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i don't like people named after celebrities or movie stars, which i sense will be a fact of the future in which i will have to deal with :sterv:

# ? Jul 31, 2014 07:14

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# ? Jul 31, 2014 07:15

Rotary Phony

I met someone whose last name was "Beergoon" (pronounced bear-zhann)
Can't decide if this is a bad name or the best name ever.

But people with a family surname as their middle name? <<Don't trust these people.

Rotary Phony fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Jul 31, 2014

# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:34

Sub Harrison

gently caress buddies.

Cause it's weird.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:46

Sub Harrison

Also, I'm really against parents who think mispelling their kids' names is a good thing. Really once you call your child the worst thing imaginable is to never let them see that mistake as long as they live. Heart-breaking.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:48

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# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:08

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# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:55

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Sub Harrison posted:

Also, I'm really against parents who think mispelling their kids' names is a good thing. Really once you call your child the worst thing imaginable is to never let them see that mistake as long as they live. Heart-breaking.

realtalk, my middle name is Jerald, after my grandpa, Gerald.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:56

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:01

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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:02

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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:04

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Worst Kid

# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:05

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Children Gavin "Sontard"[3] (b. December 3, 2003)
Avia "Princesstard"[3] (b. May 4, 2005)
Emmi "Babytard"[3] (b. August 19, 2007)
Brock "Rocktard"[3] (b. June 10, 2010)[citation needed]
Daxton "Brotard"[4] (b. October 25, 2013)

# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:09

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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:13

alnilam

someone i knwo from turkey once told me that if a family has several girls in a row the youngest one might be named something that means "enough already jeez" in turkish, cause they want a boy

# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:29

Slaapaav: by Azathoth

alnilam posted:

someone i knwo from turkey once told me that if a family has several girls in a row the youngest one might be named something that means "enough already jeez" in turkish, cause they want a boy

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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:49

GoodbyeTurtles

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# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:55

Dubsy

Slaapaav posted:

girls suck (the penis)

oh, is this the turkish name?

# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:56

GoodbyeTurtles

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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:04

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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:27

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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:32

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:35

Dubsy

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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:37

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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:37

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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:43

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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:45

ulvir

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# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:58

ulvir

basically what I'm getting at is if you in any way try to force your nerd bullshit onto your innocent newborn baby almost guaranteeing it will have a life of hell during school: gently caress you

# ? Jul 31, 2014 18:59

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Dubsy

he changed to it though but still

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:01

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