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ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC


I take pictures of myself to see if I can tell that I'm gaining muscle or not. I've dropped about 5lbs. of body weight although I've gained mass in this progression of pictures. My diet stinks for muscle gain and is holding me back. Two years ago I was 165lbs. and miserable, I went vegetarian and now I am around 135-140lbs. walking around weight.













NOT VERY EXCITING.

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peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos


Here's a pretty old pic of me at work, loving around singing about sledgehammers of all things, people will buy any old crap, it's great



Here's a more recent pic of me, I am old and grey now but still selling music, you know, you gotta pay the rent somehow



Anyway, hope you all die of colon cancer, thanks for looking at my pictures.

#yolo

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority


ultimateforce posted:

I take pictures of myself to see if I can tell that I'm gaining muscle or not. I've dropped about 5lbs. of body weight although I've gained mass in this progression of pictures. My diet stinks for muscle gain and is holding me back.

Here's a tip from strength coach Dan John for guys like you:

Between meals, make yourself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich using double fiber bread (because most people don't eat enough fiber, and this is an easy way to get more), quality peanut butter (only ingredient is peanuts, and maybe salt; no sugar added), and jelly with minimal added sugar. Have that with a glass of milk, if you can drink milk. Do this 2-3 times a day between meals and it's an easy way to eat the calories you need to grow. Combine with a good lifting program (swing by YLLS if you need one) and you'll be well on your way to making those gains.

sports
Sep 1, 2012

yospos


Ultimateforce: if you rid yourself of the wrist cutting hairdo, you would probably gain 7-10 lbs per week.

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!




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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS


froward posted:


I call him Bob.

Nice to see Michael Schumacher out and about.

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC


Shine posted:

Here's a tip from strength coach Dan John for guys like you:

Between meals, make yourself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich using double fiber bread (because most people don't eat enough fiber, and this is an easy way to get more), quality peanut butter (only ingredient is peanuts, and maybe salt; no sugar added), and jelly with minimal added sugar. Have that with a glass of milk, if you can drink milk. Do this 2-3 times a day between meals and it's an easy way to eat the calories you need to grow. Combine with a good lifting program (swing by YLLS if you need one) and you'll be well on your way to making those gains.

I'm trying to eat more but I'd feel better about my gains if I had less body fat.

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC


sports posted:

Ultimateforce: if you rid yourself of the wrist cutting hairdo, you would probably gain 7-10 lbs per week.

Gelled spikes with frosted tips it is.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


ultimateforce posted:

I'm trying to eat more but I'd feel better about my gains if I had less body fat.

you look really skinny bro,

Deathslushie
Dec 19, 2006

Did you drink the death slushie? Is that what you did?



Smirk.

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Adhesive Gamin
Sep 29, 2010

Meatoberfest is in full swing.


Hello goons

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC


Zzulu posted:

you look really skinny bro,

Total t-shirt body.

Corn Burst
Jun 18, 2004

Blammo!

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009



ultimateforce posted:

Gelled spikes with frosted tips it is.

You know there are non-dipshit hairstyles that exist, right?

casual poster
Jun 29, 2009

So casual.


ultimateforce posted:

Gelled spikes with frosted tips it is.

the undercut looks good, but not with the top being that drat long. Also you'll need to gain body fat to gain muscle fast. You're not just going to add on the pounds overnight either. Do a bulk/cut cycle. Bulk until you (or if your judgement of your body is skewed, let someone else tell you) when you think you've added to much and start a cut. Trust me, you won't regret it.

Big Slick
Jul 27, 2004
Dreamed I Killed God...


I keep forgetting. Hey buddy

To contribute:



No sleep for a couple days makes you want to go to Michaels and try on pink feather boas

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013



How tall are you? Like 5'2?

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008



FreshFeesh posted:

A picture taken during my first dance with eion1980 back in 2010:



Very cute, for real.

Miranda
Dec 24, 2004

Not a cuttlefish.



Me goofballing after assisting with surgery on a little guy, I'm a nurse in the neonatal intensive care unit! I love my job!

And I guess to go narcissistic, the only good pic of me ever taken I swear it doesn't even look like me....


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appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006



Bomrek posted:


My hair is doing a weird thing lately.

even though i am but a poor grad student i would pay for your *whole meal*

Uncleanly Cleric
Oct 17, 2005




Me and my infant son in the dog park about a month ago.



Bonus, me playing the last show with my band in 2013. We're still writing and such, but that was the last live show.

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Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014



Bassist Hound posted:

Me and my infant son in the dog park about a month ago.



do you let him run around in the big dog or little dog area?

Uncleanly Cleric
Oct 17, 2005




Big dog area. He's gonna have to learn how to keep up sooner rather than later.

sex shop clearance rack
Jan 20, 2011



New phone, new selfie. Extra points for anyone who can CSI-Zoom/Enhance and guess what movie I'm watching.

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax




I need to lose weight.

SubnormalityStairs
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"



Grimey Drawer

psyopmonkey posted:

I need to lose weight.

I wouldn't say any more than a couple of ounces

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Rad Tad posted:

it's crawling in your skin and he's making sure those wounds they will not heal

Gah

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


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Zanziabar
Oct 31, 2010


There is a disturbing lack of Mohawks in this thread.



Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications



Zanziabar posted:

There is a disturbing lack of Mohawks in this thread.





U look like u might have been attractive at some point before your bad tattoos and terrible facepubes

Zanziabar
Oct 31, 2010


Shithouse Dave posted:

U look like u might have been attractive at some point before your bad tattoos and terrible facepubes

Clearly I need to up my game then. Here's one for your refined taste.

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014



ACTION AMERICAN posted:

Extra points for anyone who can CSI-Zoom/Enhance and guess what movie I'm watching.

What is this, okcupid?

IshmaelZarkov
Jun 20, 2013


Zanziabar posted:

There is a disturbing lack of Mohawks in this thread.




Agreed!

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009


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Deadite
Aug 30, 2003

A fat guy, a watermelon, and a stack of magazines?
Family.


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Alternative picture for the purists:





Sup bird buddy. This bird landed on my head when I was down at the wharf and wouldn't leave. You appear to own your bird though, the bird on my head was just a jerk.

Also that kid was like "put the bird on my head!" and I was all "I don't control the bird!"

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in



Deadite posted:



Sup bird buddy. This bird landed on my head when I was down at the wharf and wouldn't leave. You appear to own your bird though, the bird on my head was just a jerk.

Also that kid was like "put the bird on my head!" and I was all "I don't control the bird!"

An American kestrel!! I am intensely jealous, kestrels are my favorite raptor hands down.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Deadite posted:



Sup bird buddy. This bird landed on my head when I was down at the wharf and wouldn't leave. You appear to own your bird though, the bird on my head was just a jerk.

Also that kid was like "put the bird on my head!" and I was all "I don't control the bird!"

That's kind of awesome. What was it doing, just standing there while you walked around? Or did it think the hair blowing around your cowlick was prey?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



That was five seconds before he was gruesomely pecked to death. Deadite is posting from the afterlife.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010



Nap Ghost

Deadite posted:



Sup bird buddy. This bird landed on my head when I was down at the wharf and wouldn't leave. You appear to own your bird though, the bird on my head was just a jerk.

Also that kid was like "put the bird on my head!" and I was all "I don't control the bird!"

I wonder if that was someone's Kestrel that flew away? It's pretty unusual for a raptor to land on people unless they've been trained.

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I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014

Ayy, she runnin' away from my weed like it farted.


That's not a raptor that's a bird.

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