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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Me and my cat, Apple Fritters.

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

LingcodKilla posted:

Kill the goatee. Trim the fancy stache off . Hit the gym.
You can do it!

sure, but he'll still have that moonface

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

LingcodKilla posted:

It's impolite to ask someone to fix stuff you can't do anything about.

Surgery

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


Earlier in the thread, me and my cat Apple Fritters.

Last summer I was putting posts in and building a fence around my garden.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Thats racist, I am a native american.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

John Big Booty posted:

So was the actor.

You think i don't know that you loving bigot

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

God drat you fashionable.

It's almost 70 degrees today and it's also the one day a week I don't have to wear scrubs! First skirt of the new year :hellyeah:



The picture is mediocre (I think the lighting in my apartment doesn't lend itself to non-grainy photos) but I had to post it because look at that bird flexin'.

idk why but you kinda look like a russian mail order bride

This is intended as a compliment.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dylanthulhu posted:

So I got a job at a nursing home.


you look like that one goon that became a goonette because they chopped off their dick and installed tits

their username was something like pyschicmonkey or pysopticalgorilla

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
or it could just be the face that you're making

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


Me and my mouser cat, Applefritter.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Fritters (that's what I call him day to day,) is normally pretty chill like that in the picture. However, he murders wildlife on the regular.

Last spring he brought home a rabbit he decapitated. Later I found the head on the steps of my above ground hot tub with a small pool of blood.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Kitchner posted:

You know, I was sure I had seen that picture somewhere before...

Good to see you've been posting the same picture for three years, I think you need to take a new one!

You need to go side.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

HoAssHo posted:

I don't take a lot of selfies but I just touched up my dye job and was feeling pretty good about myself this weekend.




40 is working out okay so far, I guess.

Wanna meet my cat and eat coyote jerky while marinating in my above ground hot tub?

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I've been so loving fancy this week it's out of control




Burlington Coat Factory sale aye?

Suggestion: Invest in some brown shoes. It will make the cream suit excellent. I would recommend any shoe, without a buckle, by Magnanni as a good starter.

EDIT: Also, don't wear red with the cream suit. Naturally, the suit itself will flush you out, making look pinker than you are. Red will further exacerbate that problem. Instead, wear a darker and more natural color like blue or green.

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

CeramicPig posted:

Short summary of my month with increasing amounts of makeup:


I love my taco shirt. I never get enough chances to wear it


Drunk, sweaty, and bowling! (That's not a stain on my shirt)



Second time I got ready for a date at work and was stood up (different guy.) I don't know what's wrong with me 😕

you look like a cat

:meow:

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Things over in birdland have been kind of hellish for the last couple months and today I decided I deserved something to cheer me up. I got a straightening treatment which is something I haven't done in years and discovered my hair is real drat long when it's megastraight, I am stoked and also am indeed cheered up :kimchi:



Quick-and-dirty end-of-a-long-day wearing-my-BNL-sweatshirt selfie in my friend's terribly lit kitchen because damnit, I feel cute

Celtic gender swapped Adonis who microwaves tissues for sustenance.

mue caliente, si si

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

zenintrude posted:

It's uncanny

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Vargatron posted:



Trying out a new haircut. Still don't know what I want to do with the beard though.

Go full Hitler Youth or go home is what my great grandma would always say. I think it applies here.

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