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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Dylanthulhu posted:

Can people not lose their poo poo this time? Probably. Hair isn't purple any more.



You somehow look more punchable. How do you do that? Are you some sort of idiot wizard?

Mods, please change his name to Stupid Idiot Wizard.

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Dylanthulhu posted:

Can people not lose their poo poo this time? Probably. Hair isn't purple any more.



Seriously, though, the massive bull ring is not so dumb if that's the look you really want to commit to. The picket fence of eyebrow bars look AWFUL and you look like you're smelling the underside of your moobs for the first time. Please post a picture of yourself where you don't look miserable if you want people to be nicer.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Steampunk iPhone posted:


I saw Terence McKenna speak in Maui twice. I have smoked NN and 5-MEO DMT. I have moved objects with my mind while on mushrooms. I found God through Salvia Divinorum. Had Synesthesia on Acid.

Yeah but you just now figured out how to wash your dick.
poo poo is nasty, yo.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Eaten by his cheeks.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Ooo. Dat head to shoulder ratio.
You when you make a character in a video game and you max out half of the sliders and minimize the others?

This guy was modded to not have slider caps.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Why do Goons see such harsh criticism and think that steering into it will help?

Your parse and greasy facial hair makes your normal face look gross. Stop it.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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One eye on the fellas, one eye on his HOA.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Why do you think anyone cares? Christ, you're just the worst.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Methanar posted:



Now contains 100% less facial hair.

You still look like a guy who leers at women at parties, never speaks to them and then spends all day on your MRA blog.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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psyopmonkey posted:

I did things today.





Awwwww yeah!
You live in Portland, right? I could have sworn I saw you on the train the other week but I didn't say anything because I was heading out.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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psyopmonkey posted:

Red, blue, or yellow?

:ohdear:

Red, heading west.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Three Olives posted:

No, entire condo HOA, we have like 20 full time employees for 110-ish units and over an acre of property, plus there are replacement reserves, grounds maintenance, chillers, etc. Our annual budget is well over $1M

That's it, you're a weird alien. Nothing will convince me otherwise.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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casual poster posted:

goons are absolutely horrible at recognizing faces and this entire thread just goes to prove that

That furry is clearly Bruce Wayne a.k.a. Spider-Man.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Eat This Glob posted:

I got a new case for my iphone



No fair. You can't take credit for my gorgeous eye.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I can't take a picture because it's government stuff but at least you have natural light. I have to go a pretty long way just to see a window.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Three Olives posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMe2Jg9RmTM

Also stop being mean I know I don't have a unibrow because I pay good money to have an angry Iranian woman pull them out with thread.

Not anymore but you can still read two books at the same time. Well, books approved by the Condo Council for Proper Taste and Literary Merit (CCPTLM).

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Hiked all over Dog Mountain in Washington yesterday. So, of course, I had to make a doofy face.


First summit was kinda pretty, I guess.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Deathslushie posted:



I got to do a test run with a hairdresser for my upcoming nuptials.

I always get a little weirded out when you post a picture. I think, "Ahh! I am friends with her on FaceBook. How am I... oh right, Goon."

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Three Olives posted:

The illusive smiling Three Olives also the not so illusive drunk Three Olives. Some guy bought me a beer and a shot last night for smiling so I have that going for me.



That's your smile?
Also, no one brags about being drunk unless they are a teenager. How does a teenager afford a stupid condo?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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pixelbaron posted:



have a classic mirror photo from my lovely old nikon
thank you for your time and god bless our troops

Don't be so worried, little buddy. The scary man in the mirror is you!

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Last night I saw Harmontown live so who did I run into after at a bar?


(I'm faaaaaaaaaar at this point)
We danced and sang through the night. I kissed his giant, gross belly the second time he tried to get naked. Somewhere there is a video of me and Jeff Davis singing and drinking something that amounts to the piss of a pine & licorice golem.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I did something new with my makeup but I don't think I'm into it. It looks okay from a distance but up close it makes my eyes dominate my face in a weird way. Like a goth owl.



Also I am really bad at taking non-grainy photos, there are literally grandmas better with iPhones than I am

Lookit dis Mii lookin motherfucker.


I mean, looks good but is quite intense.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I lurked for 60 years before registering and that was after fighting in three world wars and burying twelve of my children.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I have 7 to 8 questions.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I know it's literally the worst. My apartment gets next to no natural lighting so my phone tries to compensate and makes everything super blurry/grainy.

I dunno, I'm a girl posting a whole bunch of cleavage-heavy selfies, it's a little showboaty and I totally get how it could rub some people the wrong way!

e: speaking of cleavage selfies, where's psyopmonkey been?!

She got banned or probated and then declared that she didn't like the site anymore.

Bird, there is nothing wrong with people taking a ton of pictures of themselves but almost all of your are nearly identical. Show off those flight feathers, give use a gliding shot or something.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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GunChicka posted:

I wasn't involved with the pool.

With a name like that, how could we believe you?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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The best mod was Louisgod because we played Xbox together and he didn't talk the whole time but had the best scores.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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FreshFeesh posted:

Work. Work never changes.



Gosh, I'm buying whatever you're selling.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Diggin' up oldish pictures.
White Salmon river rafting for my friends bachelor party. Very fun. Fell out of the boat once and nearly split my head open. Would raft again.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Oh gosh. Getting your photo taken while eating is so embarassing.



His name is Ryan Reynolds.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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There was a name tag on his business suit.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Danger posted:

Somehow I doubt that.......

:negative: drat... :negative:

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Taye Diggs posted:

i know serena williams. holla at taye diggs. i'm taye (diggs)




Yo, Taye, when you were in Equilibrium why did you smile all the time? You were not supposed to have emotions.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Mr.Bob posted:

First Pumpkin of the year! Little Fella was having stem rot so he had to be cut free early.



I thought it was a pregnant belly.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Mr.Bob posted:

You guys have seen a woman....right?

I'm phone posting and it's a picture for ants.










So, no. No woman would ever bare herself to me. I am a wretched, gnarled monster of a man. What I lack in looks, I make up for in putrid stench.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Three Olives posted:



I've been growing my hair out.

That's quite the moob you've got there.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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gnarlyhotep posted:

I would totally hang out with this guy. No butt stuff though.

Like you have a choice...

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Three Olives posted:

That reminds me I forgot to inform the forum of my new haircut. I decided to attempt to smile in this photo.



You look like if someone put a wig on a pumpkin and that pumpkin was also a date-rapist.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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peter gabriel posted:

3 doors and downs right here folks

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Showin' off those freshly shaven shoulders, eh?

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