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titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

SaltLick posted:

I just saw the second one and I have no memory of taking pictures on Halloween. Hmm.

grats on hooking up with Valerie Bertinelli

# ¿ Nov 3, 2014 20:15

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 18:44

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Jerry Cotton posted:

What's with the teenage anime level dialogue in this thread?

psyopmonkey likes a boy so she's being tsundere, baka

# ¿ Apr 2, 2015 00:03

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Nascardad posted:

I hadn't said anything because we have been taught that it is creepy for a guy to compliment a girl in the pictures thread, but you are really pretty and I would totally touch your penis

# ¿ Apr 13, 2015 08:06

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Got to dress up all fancy for work today.

suit big

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 20:38

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

gnarlyhotep posted:

The military is loving stupid. I was in it and it was terrible. 2nd worst mistake of my life after getting married.

same, we should hook up

# ¿ Apr 22, 2015 01:16

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

GunChicka posted:

Thanks. Too bad it costs six figures and isn't approved for personal use. Looks and feels a lot better than this

You're hot as f with or without robot legs.

# ¿ May 4, 2015 00:42

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Drunk Nerds posted:

Also put me into the "wife way hotter than me" club

I disagree

# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 16:04

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

you are gettign pooped

out of a. Butt

this but unerotically

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 22:55

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

your hair is lovely 3o

# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 02:00

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

No I get it but everyone deserves some compassion once in a while and to think they look nice

# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 05:49

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

GunChicka posted:

Thanks. I've been working on my legs recently

How did you like your time in the Navy?

# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 06:14

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Stop that.

No1curr

i do

i care about you

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 06:40

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 08:30

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

You... do not look like I would have imagined Something Awful Forums user titties to look like

yeah I look awesome

RFC2324 posted:

Is this the evil elf gimmick?

# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 10:50

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

bobmarleysghost posted:

Kraus never spoke though

new poster, new paradigm. you gotta adapt bro

# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 12:35

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Decrepus posted:

Grow your hair out and look like Antonio Banderas imo

titties has a new favorite as of 00:10 on Aug 15, 2015

# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 23:08

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

forums user titties once watched me play destiny for what felt like hours, and is therefore the second most beautiful person in this thread

Kitchner posted:

Why would you do that to someone you sick freak? It's bad enough you're playing Destiny but to make someone else WATCH?

Ergh. I feel sick.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2015 10:57

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Methanar posted:

Everyone still thinks I'm greasy

I don't think you look greasy but I do support a haircut and facepube deforestation

# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 03:13

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Methanar posted:

It is below freezing for 8 months of the year. Even now nights hover around 4-8 degrees.

DateDetailed Forecast
Tonight Partly cloudy with 30 percent chance of showers. Risk of a thunderstorm early this evening. Low plus 5.
Tue, 18 Aug A mix of sun and cloud. 30 percent chance of showers in the afternoon with risk of a thunderstorm. High 15. UV index 5 or moderate.
Night Partly cloudy with 30 percent chance of showers early in the evening and risk of a thunderstorm. Clearing in the evening. Low 6.
Wed, 19 Aug Sunny. High 16.
Night Cloudy periods with 40 percent chance of showers. Low 4.
Thu, 20 Aug A mix of sun and cloud. High 16.
Night Cloudy periods. Low 5.

There are winter clothes. The goon moratorium on hats does not extend to knit caps when it is freezing out.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 04:26

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Here, have a picture of me from 10 years ago. I was having breakfast on the boat. This was before I became a wheelchair-bound german girl

# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 11:05

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

I feel bad for the hot Czech girl you stole that photo from

Here's one of me btw:

titties has a new favorite as of 22:09 on Aug 22, 2015

# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 22:03

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

RFC2324 posted:

Also, dude looks stoned as gently caress

For me to have been stoned in that pic it would have had to be a lot closer to the time that Caddyshack was actually released. Apparently dudes got high on the boat all the time in the 70's / early 80's.

I had just gotten up and probably was blinking when they took the picture. I don't photograph well, I'm way hotter irl

# ¿ Aug 24, 2015 08:00

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

casual poster posted:

This is awesome. I wish I could get a power rack in my place.

Once I learned that Norse Code is Katy Perry with muscles I began to regret every decision I've ever made in my life

# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 14:02

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Mean WOOOOOOOOOO by-god Gene

(i want to believe that is you)

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 02:21

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Wanna pet that dogge

# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 09:22

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Art Alexakis posted:

NIce. I've got the same Tat.

Art Alexakis posted:

Nice, I've got the same tat.

Art Alexakis posted:

Nice, I've got the same tat.

me too

# ¿ Nov 23, 2015 01:02

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Zeroisanumber posted:

Clean your room. Looking at it is making me sad.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Do clean your room though, that place looked like a sad apartment in Baghdad.

Dude there's like 1 thing on the floor and the cords aren't arranged perfectly and clipped together / tied. If that is your idea of something being dirty, it's probably best that you don't leave your perfectly-manicured catalog home.

Also it is okay to be angry at your parents for making you like this.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 21:08

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

I know they said no beards but your beard is very nice.

Really the glasses kind of work too. You look awesome.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2015 21:25

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LingcodKilla posted:

Your username is a lie.

not really

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 18:47

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Mo Tzu posted:

Nope, just makeup and poor lighting.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 00:35

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

dumb. posted:

I've been trying to up the douchebag ante with every self portrait I take.

I'm not sure where to go from here... maybe some gold chains.

I think you look pretty good so I guess I'm a douche. I'm not really very surprised tbh

# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 01:43

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

oldpainless posted:

If your really fat and gross please don't wear revealing clothing. This applies to both genders. Thanks.

I'm not really fat but I am pretty gross, please advise

# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 01:49

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oldpainless posted:

I trust your judgement titties

thank you I just really needed to hear that right now

# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 02:50

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

as a filipino guy sort of I can say that they are not midgets that's just how we look

# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 03:59

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

what just happened in this thread

I became aroused

I can tell that Lingcod is military or police because he's almost as gay as me.

# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 05:51

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

RFC2324 posted:

omg this thread.

Also, I love titties.

don't make it weird man

# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 00:29

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

happy christmas, my selfie-posting friends i am trying out a non-bangs look today

This is awesome. it's what jesus would have wanted

# ¿ Dec 26, 2015 19:49

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Deathslushie posted:

I've been afraid to come back here. I feel that minimalist program decimated me. Rightfully so. I'm also still haunted by goon insults of the past.

You look lovely in all the photos you've posted imo

# ¿ Dec 26, 2015 22:53

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Jastiger posted:

I don't get how attractive people have these issues. You look good. As for zennioptical second ing. They are cheap and nice looking and easy to work with.

As an attractive person I can explain.

We all have the same fragile ego and self-doubt no matter what we look like. All it takes is one mean-spirited person to make an uncharitable comparison (like when you guys called me a drow / dunmer) or hand out an insulting rejection. Those comments could easily become an unconscious part of your own self-image and stay with you for a long time.

I hoped that helped. Now please excuse me, I have a daedric rite to prepare for.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2015 04:57

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 18:44

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Ozz81 posted:

Yeah yeah I know...didn't have a wizard robe or hat so I had to improvise the whole "biker wizard" thing...just looks like a reject from Duck Dynasty

For future reference biker wizards look like this:

# ¿ Dec 28, 2015 02:24

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