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rodbeard posted:God drat every thread I follow is getting way too meta. I can never tell if anyone is ever serious. Read everything twice. Once seriously and once ironically. Believe whichever one is less idiotic.
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Evelyn Nesbit posted:
Your cat's face is priceless.
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Sep 27, 2014 07:25
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Not my pet, but my friend's cat Krieg likes me a lot.
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Cuniculous posted:Where do you work? Sprint Sales Support call center.
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This is the only picture of me to crop up from a sci-fi convention last weekend. I don't know who any of those people are. But boy did they find me later.
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PUNKS DIET SODA posted:
I just wanna bear hug the dog. I found a space museum in Bumfuck Nowhere, Missouri. It was kind of awesome. The astronaut picture I'm sticking my face in was made by a local second grader! 
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Dec 14, 2014 03:42
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I got pretty excited about the cat while watching Die Hard this Christmas.
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Stottie Kyek posted:Because we're communists, I assumed everyone else with similar kit was too. Caught me red-handed.  But I live in Southeast Missouri so it's mostly just rednecks threatening me. My friend's husband started screaming about Nicolae Ceaușescu and "justice served!" on black Friday.
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There's a bunch of little parties and campaign groups of us here in Britain, if you ever see what looks like a flat caps and plaid shirts convention, it's either us or a farmers' market. The problem is every group has at least one prat who calls all the other ones reactionaries and traitors and so each group stays pretty small.
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syscall girl posted:In my limited experience your gf wants you to not shave because you look like a scrub and she doesn't want other girls scoping you out. What if I want to look like a scrub? Also we've apparently got septum piercing club going on here.
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Jan 6, 2015 03:11
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 Grew some more facial hair and I'm in desperate need of a haircut.
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Mar 5, 2015 09:31
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 Lost nine piercings and about 70 pounds. So grainy cell phone picture pushing my roommates' band's new hats that I liked.
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Dec 6, 2015 00:45
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Poetic Justice posted:I think you forgot one of the piercings I've shed too much blood for it. That'd be like getting my fuckhuge Misfits tattoo removed.
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Dec 6, 2015 00:50
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I promise I don't look better without the nose ring. 
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Feb 6, 2016 11:04
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It's totally a man bun. No shame, poo poo is comfy.
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bleughmacaroni posted:I'm gonna ask a bit of a dumb question here but how is a man bun comfy? it seems like a hassle to have to tie your hair up. I'd shave my head just to keep cool if I didn't have a big hairless birthmark on top of my head that doesn't like exposure to the sun. (Blistering!) It keeps my hair out of my face when it's convenient and allows me to keep the birthmark covered. And I don't feel like it looks bad however "hip" it might be. Look, we're all just lucky I don't wear a devilock or have dreads any more.
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RFC2324 posted:This demands pics. I've never worn a devilock outside of a Halloween party where I was dressed as Danzig and the world has been scourged of pictures of me with dreadlocks. They were really thick and I looked like Sideshow Bob crossbred with a Ganon.
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Feb 13, 2016 03:12
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So I got a job at a nursing home.
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Inzombiac posted:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better. Thanks, guys. I can smile, I guess! My roommate brought home a big bag of nails and I saw a Jesus joke staring me in the face.  Methanar posted:
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Forgive my face. I was laughing really hard at the cat. I was leaving an overnight at the RCF I work at and the neighbor's cat decided to to say hi by planting her paws on my chest while I was smoking a cigarette on the porch. My nose ring has reappeared in smaller form. Yeah, that color is pretty bitchin'. What are the other ones like?
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Apr 30, 2016 02:24
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drat, all the fine Goons in this here thread. How about a picture of the type of nonsense I get paid to do? Took my client to the park today and while we were there I hopped a fence to pose with the ancient mining equipment.
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May 19, 2016 03:30
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Inzombiac posted:Explain your job to me. I demand it. I do in-home care for people with developmental disabilities. My day consist of watching this dude swing, cooking his meals, and stopping him from murdering everyone around him because he can't have a soda. Or because someone talked about Santa. Or figure skating. Or spandex in general. Or dogs. Or really any holiday, holiday figure, any activity where the participants wear tight clothing, his family, the police, hospitals, funeral homes, black people, bun hair styles, inflatable objects, white t-shirts, walking up hills, heavy metal music, Slenderman, the dark, bathrooms, food without ranch dressing ... All of these things throw this man into a violent fury. Upon discovering that I used to wear my hair in a bun he ripped a Cthulhu For President shirt completely off of my body in one yank. Edit: Despite that list I really do love this guy like a little brother. None of those problems are his fault, he didn't ask for them. He doesn't get to do much because he's dangerous, so I have fun taking him to the park to swing and whatnot. UwUnabomber has a new favorite as of 10:49 on May 19, 2016 |
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schnickety scribe posted:Also, your job sounds stressful. You're pretty awesome for doing it. I know I couldn't. Thanks! It really got a lot easier when I realized I could just treat him like a buddy who had too much to drink and is kind of pissy. He really is a blast when he's in a good mood. We had this little conversation at a dance the company I work for had for the clients. He got to go for about 45 minutes before dude got too over-socialized for his comfort.  : Dylan? : Yeah, buddy?: Do you, uhh... see da girl in da green stretchy pants?: I sure do, dude. (I was also admiring the green stretchy pants. Apparently his phobia of tight clothing doesn't extend to cute girls in yoga pants.): Ilidat. (He expresses enjoyment by hissing "I like that." as one word and it's the funniest thing ever. All of his staff ends up doing it.)And now I need a tank. I already own a Soviet flag, so many opportunities.  10 Beers posted:Good on you for doing that job. Is that why you took the piercings out? Yes it is! Then I got to the office and saw the garden of neck tattoos, including the one my interviewer had. With so many goons with birds I have to know: Have any of you tried playing Hatebeak around them? I've tried playing Caninus around dogs and it didn't go well. Edit again: I really love my job. I have a degree in English/Secondary Education. I finished the degree because I was a semester from completing it when I realized I really don't want to teach. I wanted to be in a classroom because I was a transplant to the bumpkin town I grew up in and my teachers made me feel less lonely. I wanted to make someone feel better about being who they are and I get to do that now. It didn't really hit me until I looked at my Philosophy of Education essay from college and realized I used this Vonnegut quote in it. Vonnegut posted:What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured. UwUnabomber has a new favorite as of 13:20 on May 19, 2016 |
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If this thread produces a video of a bird bobbing along to the Dethintro or a Hatebeak song it will have made my ten bucks worth it.
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May 20, 2016 18:23
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I'm lying in bed reading and my boyfriend's cat came and jumped up on the bed and settled down against my knee and started purring He looks so fluffy!  This is mine. She has decided she controls the network traffic upstairs.
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Jun 9, 2016 05:05
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So many cute stripy brown cats in this thread! Our old roommate left her here when we threw him out so... I have a cat now? 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:But all I see is cute cute? Nope. Bridge piercings are tough. Trust me.
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NotAnArtist posted:The Grim/Tough Gang continues to accept all comers who refuse to smile, you'll find our clubhouse around back of Greasy Gary's Fix-It Shack, where we'll be listening to Smiths records and smoking cigarettes For the last time, that is my home not a "clubhouse." This is the third floor of an abandoned mining facility. Whole loving county is built on top of a giant network of lead mines. Highest cancer rate in the state. I sat down to catch my breath and one of my friends started laughing his rear end off because it looked like a senior picture. 
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Busket Posket posted:One throwback and two currents on this, the day of my country's independence. Why the gently caress didn't my high school have a Socialist club? Also I'm committed as gently caress to this mustache. 
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My roommate and I spent way too much money, drove way too far, and and made our return trip way too rapidly to see The Misfits reunion show at Riot Fest in Chicago on Sunday. We stood in this spot for six hours to see The Misfits from the front row. We got someone to snap a picture of us to send to our roommates that didn't go.
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Cosima posted:avatar likeness I think one of my live-in co-conspirators has a Fiend mask. If he does I'll throw on the drug rug and take an avatar likeness selfie. If not you'll have to wait until I get some grease paint. clockwork automaton posted:
Your Halloween costume is the reason I dressed like a total moron from 14-19. You did't happen to have a childhood crush on Jake Blues did you? Phthisis posted:look at how hip and artsy i am with my new sunglasses Negrostrike posted:Me, bro and sis. Handsome goons. Handsome goons everywhere. WrenP-Complete posted:The guy I wanted to hook up with said he just wants to be my friend but at least I think I looked okay. Well he is silly, because you looked awesome. How tall are you?
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WrenP-Complete posted:Thanks, we have hooked up before and he actually sincerely wants me to be a friend, like invitation to dinner party forthcoming, but it still stung. You just looked taller-than average in the picture, but it lacked anything for a size reference to help me figure it out. I was just curious. I'm 6'2" since you went and told me and now I feel weird for asking. 
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A 50S RAYGUN posted:everyone in America take your selfies now before the country descends into literal anarchy I took my "I'm gonna drink the loving election off." picture today because I had to work last night. Officially fully a hundred pounds down. And what's up, my early-gray brothers?! I'm 25, my beard is gray directly under my ears, and I've got a few up top. Almost everyone on my mom's side of the family went gray in their late twenties. I for one have accepted looking like loser George Clooney in my thirties. 
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Atarian posted:DadChat does sound pretty sweet! Those sunglasses are what's pretty sweet.
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Pictures of this thing are all over Tinder locally so when my friend told me I couldn't look any more sketchy I had to take a selfie.
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ElMaligno posted:
Keep up the faith! It looks rad. I wore a giant stache for a while but got tired of the septum pulling it.
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