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Sometimes I go into the bathroom at work and amuse myself by taking dumb selfies for a few minutes. My co-workers probably think I have butt issues. 
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I am extremely jealous of your hair. This is mine.  I've decided to just let it do what it wants for the summer. It doesn't listen to me anyway.
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Jun 4, 2016 01:44
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Don't get me wrong, I like it. The first week of high humidity is always sort of a shock, though, and this is the longest my hair's been in a while. The sheer bulk of it amuses me.
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Jun 4, 2016 02:10
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Nascardad posted:Haha don't be! That picture was taken on a day I used my friend's really expensive straighter. I'm usually rocking a jew fro. The Jewfro. A hairstyle that has survived millenia of persecution. Pretty sure my grandpa's was all he had to declare on Ellis Island. Here's mine in full-on attack mode:  It doesn't fit on my phone's portrait mode, I have to switch to landscape.
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The Endbringer posted:PLEASE tell me that at least once in your life you have dressed up for Halloween as Magenta from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Never been too into Rocky Horror; usually I just go as a flapper out of laziness.  (Picture of a Polaroid, sorry. And my friend doesn't actually have a pixelated face) My boyfriend and I are thinking of going as Axl Rose and Slash this year, if we can find the right stuff for it.
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Jun 5, 2016 16:02
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You have gorgeous cheekbones, cash crab.
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Jun 6, 2016 22:19
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 New lipstick. Not 100% sure I'm into it yet, anything that isn't bright red is a little out of my comfort zone. Also the rare selfie where I'm not baked as hell. Crow Jane has a new favorite as of 19:20 on Jun 8, 2016 |
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Jun 8, 2016 19:18
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RC Cola posted:It looks really good on you. Action Jackson! posted:I loving love your hair and the lipstick looks super good on you. I also miss weed since moving abroad. Now I just get to stare at my now useless Massachusetts medical card and remember simpler, higher times. Thanks dudes  . Where in Germany are you, Action Jackson? Busket Posket posted:*pulls crumpled napkin out of bin* Your awesome eyebrow game is reminding me that mine desperately need attention.
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Jun 8, 2016 23:01
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Action Jackson! posted:You're welcome! I'm in Munich. It's loving awesome here even if the weather is frequently poo poo. Biergärten and Bavarian food make up for that. Cool! My grandfather on my dad's side came over from Bavaria, apparently there's a town and castle with our last name somewhere. I'd love to make it out there someday.
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Jun 9, 2016 15:19
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Relative of mine just shared this picture of my brother and I playing dress-up as kids. I think we're 8 and 6 or thereabouts? He's 6'5" now, it may be the last time I was taller than him. Kinda wish I had that rad snake necklace/tiara today. And here's a glamour shot of my big dumb adult face: 
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Jun 11, 2016 19:06
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Busket Posket posted:Was that the weirdly scratchy cloth-covered bendable gold snake that was in every Cleopatra costume from 1970-2000? It's still a good look, you could make it your thing. I have no idea. The relative who shared it has a sideline selling vintage jewelry and clothes, going over their house was the best thing when I was a kid. Also that surgery looks intense, and your cat is adorable. Grandmother of Five posted:lookin' great. i like the lipstick but you'd look killer in a bright red imo Thanks! I usually wear red, but I've been in a bit of a makeup rut, so I'm trying to branch out a little. I'm sure I'll default sooner or later.
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Jun 11, 2016 20:36
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Cash crab, you're adorable
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Jun 11, 2016 21:30
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Same, actually  I mean, they are green, but they can look blue or grey depending.
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Jun 12, 2016 00:11
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Yes, but what color are your eyes?
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Jun 12, 2016 00:56
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Maybe we're all really jealous of stuff?
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I don't know anything about hockey, but I am definitely on Team Whiskey. Cheers. Buffalo Trace, not too shabby. I am currently extremely patiently waiting for my bf to get home so we can watch GoT. Also yeah, I'm basically Salad Fingers. Crow Jane has a new favorite as of 03:18 on Jun 13, 2016 |
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Jun 13, 2016 03:15
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RC Cola posted:Have fun! 
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Jun 13, 2016 03:35
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Hogge Wild posted:there's no one in wheelchair Maybe the wheelchair kid took the picture. He's probably into gadgets and stuff.
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Jun 13, 2016 22:06
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Oh my goodness, did he make you dig a grave for it too?
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Jun 13, 2016 23:33
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My hair was straight until I was twelve or so and puberty hormones basically made it explode. The human body is a weird thing. Or maybe she dyed it. Either way, it looks nice.
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I also harassed a cat today. And straightened my hair. Both fought me.
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Jun 19, 2016 01:32
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Thanks, dudes and ladies Also, nerve, please either do this: Mocking Bird posted:Put them in your beard to keep them warm or carry one of them around in your shirt pocket at all times, rotating as necessary Here are my two dorks, pretending to be jungle beasts:  Ivan (the black one) generally looks like a vaguely cat-shaped negative space in pictures, it's very rare when one turns out. Which sucks, because he's a ridiculous creature that likes to lay like this in areas of the house that get heavy foot traffic: 
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Jun 19, 2016 03:57
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Handlebar= Tom Selleck or Tom of Finland. Chinstrap= either "the rebel" or "the quirky one" in a late 90's/early 00's boy band
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Jun 21, 2016 02:18
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EmmyOk posted:The Jon Hamm bubble is a high goal that frankly people should be careful about claiming. Claiming Jon Hamm is basically my life's ambition.
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Jun 21, 2016 02:25
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Nikolaj Coster-Waldau is a decent competitor in the astonishingly handsome contest as well. It occurs to me I may have a thing for slimeballs.
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Jun 21, 2016 02:33
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I sorta liked the ratty bathrobe with the applique coffee mugs, tbh.
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Jun 21, 2016 02:49
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Marla Singer is absolutely hot. I sort of wanted to be her but couldn't muster up the crazy, which is an essential part of the whole thing
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Jun 21, 2016 02:56
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VendaGoat posted:I would back a American Gods movie. Duuude. Have you not heard about the TV show?
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Jun 21, 2016 03:30
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VendaGoat posted:Whaaaaaat? Dude. Motherfucking Ian McShane as Wednesday.
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Jun 21, 2016 03:32
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Hopefully being on premium cable will help American Gods. It has a hell of a cast, I'm ridiculously hyped. I'm reminded that Prime still hasn't added season three of Hannibal and I wish they would. I'm currently finishing up Boardwalk Empire, and though it's a very good show with amazing production values I just can't really get sucked into it.
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VendaGoat posted:DUUUUUUDE! DUUUUUUUUuuuuuuUUUUUUUDE! he gets to be Odin!? Also Orlando Jones as Mr. Nancy, which could work, and Gillian Anderson as Media, which will definitely work. Also Peter Stormare as Czernobog and Cloris Leachman as the Slavic goddess whose name I can't recall. The casting is just insanely perfect. Crow Jane has a new favorite as of 03:48 on Jun 21, 2016 |
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Jun 21, 2016 03:45
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VendaGoat posted:I may or may not be rock hard at this thought. You may have missed my edit, but it also has Peter Stormare as Czernobog and Cloris Leachman as the Slavic goddess whose name I can't recall. I'll give you a minute to change your pants.
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Jun 21, 2016 03:49
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VendaGoat posted:They are both awesome actors, it's just, been at least five years since I read the book and how many handles of Evan Williams..... The old Russian lady who makes Shadow dinner and the dude who keeps threatening to kill him with a hammer.
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Oh, it's been years for me too. I'm just remembering/refreshing my memory on things as the cast is being announced.
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Jun 21, 2016 04:02
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I am also a member of Club Expressionless   Bonus pic with huge gently caress-off sunglasses:  My hair will likely devour the entire city by the end of summer.
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Norse Code posted:gently caress yeah these sunglasses own Thanks! They're even cooler from the side:  I basically live in constant fear of breaking them, and mine are just knockoffs. edit: I also wanted to say that your oilslick hair looks loving rad, Norse Code. Crow Jane has a new favorite as of 21:09 on Jun 30, 2016 |
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Jun 30, 2016 21:04
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Well, when you have genetic 80's hair, you may as well go Sean Young.
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Jul 1, 2016 00:26
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I usually just get mine shaped and waxed whenever I get a haircut, and just do maintenance plucks in between. Mine actually get curly when I let them go too long, it's pretty gross. I bet if I was a dude I'd have a magnificent beard, though Looking great, everyone!
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Hot drat.
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The dude at the halal market by me always slips a piece of fruit or candy into my bag when I shop there. As far as I know we're not married, but I hold him directly responsible for my crippling sesame chikki addiction.
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