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Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



I worked at a nerd store that sold warhammer, dungeons and dragons and a bunch of other insanely dorky poo poo. The worst I've ever had to do was sit through a 24+ hour dungeons and dragons marathon where one lady in particular refused to get up from her seat so everyone had to change tables according to where she was. She had a cardboard box next to her full of popcorn and chips and other poo poo, and she slowly began to accumulate a ring of fallen food around her fat sweaty body and chair. When she finally stood up, it was like moving a car after a snowstorm; just a vaguely butt-shaped clearing surrounded by a field of crumbs.

The bathroom was also constantly hosed up by insanely huge asses and terrible dumps. The manager had to install a vent into the bathroom specifically because some of the regulars would take such a smelly poo poo that the entire store would reek.

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