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VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Widestancer posted:

It means you need to play Unreal 2004 with us

poo poo yes i am down for that

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Play Quake instead. Epic female Quakers: Zanzan, Ka5ta, Liefje, Kabuu. Epic female UTards: "Uhhhh...*Checks list* Hmmmm."

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Wow you forgot Hellchick and the PMS clan on that list.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Wormskull posted:

Play Quake instead. Epic female Quakers: Zanzan, Ka5ta, Liefje, Kabuu. Epic female UTards: "Uhhhh...*Checks list* Hmmmm."

i think you'll find i play quake all the time sir! still not a girl tho :<

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Widestancer posted:

It means you need to play Unreal 2004 with us

ok thanks to this i reinstalled ut2k4 and goddamn it is still ace. i found this p. cool map where its a long shaft with moving platform and low grav. you can endless fall down as it loops around and it is hella loving fun

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Video Viddy Games posted:

ok thanks to this i reinstalled ut2k4 and goddamn it is still ace. i found this p. cool map where its a long shaft with moving platform and low grav. you can endless fall down as it loops around and it is hella loving fun

Pathetic.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

the map or the game?

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

With all the homoeroticism in MGS3 I can see some girls liking it

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Dr Pepper posted:

With all the homoeroticism in MGS3 I can see some girls liking it

MGS3 owns but not for that reason

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Widestancer posted:

MGS3 owns but not for that reason

Actually it does own for that reason

surc
Aug 17, 2004

Widestancer posted:

Which games have a penis and which games have a vagina

Rust is pretty much a game about penises I think?

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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i'm sorry is there a ut2k4 imp zone server and if yes gimmie details

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

matrix ripoff posted:

i'm sorry is there a ut2k4 imp zone server and if yes gimmie details

yeah, this

Wilde Jagd
Jan 2, 2014

by XyloJW
gender differences are real and they are most obviously observed in video game playing patterns

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

buy that gamecube in the window and play some gamecube games on there

there are tiny discs :3:

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
the only other person I know who's unironically played sakura spirit is a girl so I guess it's a girl game

Soral
May 30, 2009

i played it, silver alicorn

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
wish my games had a vagina

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

Actually it does own for that reason

mgs3 owns for many reasons, that is just one of them

Bloodmobile
Jun 15, 2012

matrix ripoff posted:

i'm sorry is there a ut2k4 imp zone server and if yes gimmie details

surc posted:

OK so I guess I have an 18 man UT2K4 server running onslaught with the current maps:

TORLAN, ARCTICSTRONGHOLD, CROSSFIRE, DRIA, SEVERANCE

Let me know if I should make changes to the rules or whatever or how it's running performance wise, I have a job again now so I'm debating upgrading it if it can't handle an actual amount of people.

SERVER IP: 162.208.48.226


Edit: I can set it up with the specialists too and we can maybe swap nights or weeks between games or something if there is interest. I would be down to have it rotate games periodically regardless.

we played on it like twice then everyone kinda forgot about it. im not even sure if its still online

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Video Viddy Games posted:

ok thanks to this i reinstalled ut2k4 and goddamn it is still ace. i found this p. cool map where its a long shaft with moving platform and low grav. you can endless fall down as it loops around and it is hella loving fun

As-Mothership is an extended metaphor for loving, the dudes sperms fly around and destroy things and then eventually blow up the woman from the inside by destroying her power source and the woman's body desperately tries to resist this the whole time by butchering the sperms

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Mario is still for girls, only.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 636 days!
Mario brings the genders together. Mario spreads peace and understanding throughout the universe.


Naturally then, the military has been working on weaponizing Mario for future conflicts:

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 636 days!
Pick up that coin.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

zen death robot posted:

I actually set up a dedicated ut2k4 server on a linode vm hosted out of Dallas earlier this week. I haven't had a chance to do a lot with it like set up a map rotation or anything but it's up and it works fine. It should handle plenty of people and since its not on anyone's cablemodem the performance should be pretty reliable. I'll post the IP here in a bit when I can get to it.

Ever considered hosting a server for a good game.

WINNERSH TRIANGLE
Aug 17, 2011

Video Viddy Games posted:

i think you'll find i play quake all the time sir! still not a girl tho :<

yet

Falsum
May 10, 2013

Crazy for the Bros
UT2k4 is a good game I'm down to play it when people are on the server.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
There is a mapvote mutator that you can install that basically makes map rotations irrelevant. Why bother setting up a rotation when people can just tell you what they want next?

That said make sure assault mode is on or burn in the rear end in a top hat of hell

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

Coolguye posted:

There is a mapvote mutator that you can install that basically makes map rotations irrelevant. Why bother setting up a rotation when people can just tell you what they want next?

That said make sure assault mode is on or burn in the rear end in a top hat of hell

this, but also bombing run. I can take or leave onslaught

surc
Aug 17, 2004

Jeeze guys my server's up, and you can vote on the game type and map from the menu. :( Why does everybody always think it's not up.

E: oh lol it's wasn't up actually. I just put it back up, but ZDR's will probably be a better setup regardless. I can throw some other game up on there if people want something to dick around with, I'm not doing anything with the server at the moment but I'm still paying for it.

surc fucked around with this message at 06:52 on Aug 2, 2014

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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forgot that ut2k4 has a five minute direct x install from the loving stone age you gotta sit through

how is this not patched out

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Originally created by Gary Gygax, an insurance underwriter, high school dropout, and avid gun collector, D&D is the child of a self-described "biological determinist." Gygax believed that while "it isn't that gaming is designed to exclude women," there's "no question that male and female brains are different" and that "females do not derive the same inner satisfaction from playing games" as men do. This, explained Gygax, was why "everybody who's tried to design a game to interest a large female audience has failed." These opinions, while fairly in line with the overwhelmingly male niche culture of war games that laid the groundwork for D&D in the early 1970s, have helped enshrine a legacy that the game has had difficulty leaving behind.

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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edit: nvrmind

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 636 days!
Man, I don't think you guys appreciate our Mario's overseas at all.

Terrorists.

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The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
Mario abused koopas at Abu Ghraib

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