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Cripes! I think my heart just exploded with excitement and now there's blood everywhere. I've lurked these races for the last two "Tourneys" and now I can possibly jump in? *drool drool drool*
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Just got paid and got back from Otakon. BOOM! Grabbed Trackmania Stadium and blazed through the track all day. Sent in at the last minute, I believe. I hope. Maybe.
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Aug 11, 2014 05:29
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Just got the basic path down and...WOOF. I like it. I like it like a sub loves spankings.
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Aug 12, 2014 01:22
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SupSuper posted:
WOO! I beat the next guy by 3 seconds! Highest score! Wait. What do you mean "Low numbers are better?!"
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Aug 13, 2014 14:47
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I grabbed a ton of Skins from the Steam Workshop and about half of them worked. I'm not sure what the deciding factor is, which is a pity because the Sanic skin looked silly enough to love. Side note: I'm glad I got mine to work. Something satisfying about watching my Rainbow Dash car disintegrate every time I hit a wall.
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Aug 14, 2014 21:28
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The track feels frustrating. I stepped up knowing there would be challenge, so I'm not going to whine too loudly, but so many of my runs go perfect until the second time through the forest, then BAM, right into a tree! Whole time was screwed up. Okay, 2 more hours then I submit what I got. I don't care if I'm in last place again.
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Aug 17, 2014 04:49
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Questions about submission via auto-website-thing. (Please forgive my literal-mindedness.) When choosing a skin do you... a. Want a link to the webpage the skin is accessible from? b. Want a direct link to the skin download? c. Want just the name of the skin if it has already been uploaded? d. Want a mixture of a, b, or c? e. None of the above? I'm asking cuz I wanna stick with the Rainbow Dash skin. Tis awesome.
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Aug 17, 2014 21:50
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SupSuper posted:Just think like a human being. *sweats* Uh. I'm human! I'm totally human! Swear to Dagon!
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Aug 18, 2014 11:26
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Shoot. I'm not at the bottom any more. How am I supposed to maintain my rep? Anyway, I like Your Mom better than the last track. Your Mom is pretty dirty, tho. I could get used to riding Your Mom.
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Aug 18, 2014 15:39
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ViggyNash posted:Final version of my track is complete! (Download)(Steam Workshop) This track is apparently nimbler than I am. Mainly, I just found it hard to figure out where I was going.
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Aug 18, 2014 19:54
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ViggyNash posted:Does it need more signs, or would a replay do? A replay might help. My problem witht he track is it feels very disjointed. One obstacle doesn't lead neatly into the next, giving those new to the track a labyrinthine feel. I never actually finished the track because I couldn't find my way out. The nail in the coffin was the loop-d-loop leading...somewhere. I couldn't be sure. Often I'd take the spin and suddenly end up at the beginning of the track.
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Aug 19, 2014 11:13
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Having only purchased Stadium for this competition, I am unfamiliar with Both Canyon and Coast. Are the differences cosmetic? Why are they worse than Stadium?
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Aug 21, 2014 01:38
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Grawl posted:Alright, here's video 1! This time in full HD (1080P). Make sure to download the video or watch in full-screen on my site to get the best details possible! Man, it never hits home how slow you are until you're waiting for your car to come in yelling "Come on, you asshat! FINISH ALREADY!" Clearly I have some improvement to do.
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Aug 22, 2014 06:47
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We've come too far to give up on our tires so let's race a car 'Till the track catches fire! I'd be faster in a truck! We crash hard, I'm like "gently caress!" My skin looks like a duck! We're drivin' to get lucky! I'd be faster in a herse! We got that Entropist curse! My best time is my worse! We're drivin' to get lucky! *repeat 20 times*
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Aug 23, 2014 03:59
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I've submitted Your Mom for examination. Your Mom was a bitch, especially at the end, but I think I beat her well enough for now. Also, I'm tired of these puns.
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Aug 24, 2014 22:09
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Renegret posted:There's people on both ends of the spectrum. Worst case scenario is that you screw over the people who never submitted! Like exercise: No matter how slow you are, you're faster than that guy in the bleachers.
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Aug 25, 2014 02:23
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First track I was 55th Next I was 43rd Now I'm 38th. The climb is slow and study. 
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Aug 25, 2014 21:46
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:53rd to 36th to 30th, I too am seeing a gradual climb towards mediocrity. YEAH! Let's here it for Average! *Kind'a-okay high-five*
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Aug 26, 2014 06:23
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Dem feels when I jump in and skin 3 seconds off my best time. When it happened, I had to pause the podcast and cheer! 
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Aug 29, 2014 01:21
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Sometimes (and I don't understand how) I'll hit these moments of clarity and shave off an extra second or half second. It usually happens when I'm skyping with friends or listening to a radio show or something. Makes me wonder, if I had more time, how far I could push it. Edit: Oh. I have an extra day? *tsk* Nevermind. Double Edit: Replay submitted. I'm just out of free time for this track, but at least I made gold. Grimwit fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Sep 1, 2014 |
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Sep 1, 2014 03:05
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I have surprised myself with how fast I just just went. Now that I'm out of time to play and submitted my replay, I feel I've surpassed my expectations. Now all I have to do is sit back and see how everybody went faster than I did.
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Sep 8, 2014 15:09
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Entropist posted:It's always hard to estimate exactly how terrible you guys will be... Thinking about adding a new challenge and come in second to last on every track. 9_9 Not only will I have to control how fast I go, but I have to guess how slow the worse person is and beat them, but not beat the third to last. If I'm gonna suck, why not do it with style?
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Sep 9, 2014 03:13
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What? I'm in the top 76%?! Before long, I'll make it to the exact middle of the bunch! Long Live Mediocrity!
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Sep 10, 2014 20:09
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CVE posted:Since I created that monstrosity I'll give everyone the same tips I gave upon submitting it: First of all it's possible to do it from the checkpoint so speed shouldn't be an issue due to the boost panels. You approach the jump on the light gray path e.g. either outer side of the ramp and at the moment of the jump you should bend inwards to a certain degree (practice makes perfect here). You'll jump up besides the checkpoints and basically fall in. Don't try to do it directly as you will crash into the CP. For visual confirmation, if you do it from the right side and have the proper angle on the jump your car's tire or chassis (when using the default model obviously) will obstruct the Maniaplanet symbol between the two signs on the backdrop. CVE, I'm taking a collection for this voodoo doll for... no particular reason. Would you mind making a small donation? Some hair? Part of a security blanket, maybe?
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Sep 16, 2014 22:40
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ViggyNash posted:FIRST TIME IN THE TOP 15! Congrats! I would say it's lonely at the bottom, but look at all these friends I got!   
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Sep 22, 2014 20:11
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Yeah no. No more. I no longer care if I come in last. Time submitted and may I never look again on this track of horrors. That drat tower jump... I swear. 
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Sep 28, 2014 20:53
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SupSuper posted:
You read the file name? I could not have foreseen this. Chicken, the jig is up. He caught us. Alright, I've given into your demands and sent a replay email with the "real" submission attached. *mutter mutter* foiled again *mutter*
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Oct 7, 2014 08:40
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Welp, congratulations, Goons. You've created a track that made me yell at my wife. Five years and I never yelled at her before. Marriage in jeopardy because you had to make a frustrating track. I hope you're happy with yourself.  Replay submitted. Don't care if I come in last. I now have to trade track time with getting flowers and sleeping on couch time. Edit: Bonus track time sent through email. Grimwit fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Oct 13, 2014 |
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Oct 13, 2014 04:08
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aas Bandit posted:That's hilarious. I hope you're not entirely serious. Only half serious. I did yell at my wife, but she thought it was funny. Flowers yes. Couch no. Marriage still in the clear. Unlike my lap time for the bonus track.
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Oct 13, 2014 15:29
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 Woah, Taevian! Wow!You may have just screwed everyone who didn't submit a time! Edit: Yes. I just checked. You pushed my global position from 31 to 25!
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Oct 17, 2014 14:44
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Tafferling posted:Well, I suppose Taevian time should be axed... It feels unspontmanlike Nah, keep him is. Just...uh... Speed up the video for his run. I know I'm bias. I kind of owe him for pushing me up a few ranks.
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Oct 17, 2014 20:53
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The Elders posted:If you miss a round, a time will be assigned to you that is equal to the slowest time +5%. If the time is over twice as long as the second-slowest time, than the second-slowest time is used instead. Aw. My severely undeserved rank boost. 
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Oct 18, 2014 03:48
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*gasp!* I'm... 30th Place?Out of 65?!?!?!  I'M MEDIOCRE!!!
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I'm pretty surprised how close the C-Class was to each other. Even in the previous seasons, I'm used to the cars being so spread that you can't see one end of the crowd from the other. Good show, everyone!
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