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EXHIBIT A: PERSONALITY My roommate fits the typical "lol fit goon" stereotype. He's fit, clean and socially smooth. His voice warbles in pitch, making him sound like something off a cartoon saying meow. Since he either can't, won't, or doesn't know how to cook, he subsists almost entirely on cat food. He wants to kill me. I pay for this. Wardrobe: He rubs his dick on my neck while I sleep. EXHIBIT B: WEED KING I think he gets high on the nip to numb the pain of his existence. I masturbate at least five times a day. Needless to say, he's seen some serious poo poo. EXHIBIT C: IDLE TIME This dude sits at home all day or something I don't know I'm not watching him all day. EXHIBIT D: I MAY BE INFECTED BY PARASITES CONCLUSION
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topic thread has a typo i think brain paraites taking toll
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