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Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

your body has everything you need in the morning, you just have to curl in a ball and let it dribble into your mouth

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Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

put a little urine on a washcloth for cleaning your face and pits and the rest goes in a travel mug. this poo poo aint rocket science!

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

Morally Inept posted:

We have this place called Yum Yum donuts and their coffee is so much better than Starshits.

hey are you the dog fucker?

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

i like their fat man who brings his desktop pc in to play mmos and watch movies using their wifi.

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

their drunk homeless man sitting in the corner with his shoes off is also good

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

when the fetlife thread was active i discovered one of the local baristas was on there. she had pics of one of the regulars as her sissy boy all tied up and poo poo

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

Libelous Slander posted:

keep going oh god

it was a huge bummer because everyone involved is fat and pimply with bad tattoos and squeezed into those trash bag corsets they sell at hot topic.

dontcareaboutname posted:

why din't you print out pictures and black mail them?

i diddnt feel her share of the tip jar was worth the hassle

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

i drink whatever three olives has in the kuerig

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Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

thanks for the perspective, i think this thread of coffee anecdotes is better for it

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