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jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax


telescopic wiener

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Mahler
Oct 30, 2008

He does the crossword every day.

Iain Bank's "The Culture".

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007



testicle customization

HereComesEverybody
Mar 2, 2007

a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.



where's my loving jetpack???

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax


truck nutz for your nutz

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW


is it acceptable to say i'd like it if our world just became rifts because it'd make life far far shorter more interesting.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007



nut spinnaz

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo


HereComesEverybody posted:

where's my loving jetpack???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E81KQ7u3-7s

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007


Like yeah on some levels some of the wanky sci-fi tech wouldn't really change all that much because it'd still be in a society that doesn't use tech to ease burdens, just to increase productivity but also some of it would def. change the way the world worked as a whole. like capitalism would fall apart overnight if some dude invented a replicator (and then we'd all die in replicator wars i guess)

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

MONTANA
CATDRUG
CARTEL

The machine stops.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



that chick with three boobs

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


A black slave robot

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW


Nemesis Of Moles posted:

Like yeah on some levels some of the wanky sci-fi tech wouldn't really change all that much because it'd still be in a society that doesn't use tech to ease burdens, just to increase productivity but also some of it would def. change the way the world worked as a whole. like capitalism would fall apart overnight if some dude invented a replicator (and then we'd all die in replicator wars i guess)

wouldn't it be like uh the third kind the PKD story?

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax


general lee horn erection-activated sound chip implant

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW


amityville anus posted:

that chick with 25 boobs

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax


i'd really like it if i could get tattoos of animated gifs

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010


paranoid randroid posted:

testicle customization
i dunno man... i mean you could have technicolor parket patterned super long oblong balls but unless someone cuts into your scrotum they won't see much of it at all... 2/5

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007


jarvis cocker posted:

general lee horn erection-activated sound chip implant

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


jarvis cocker posted:

general lee horn erection-activated sound chip implant

Wow.

I want nanite tattoos. Just change my tats with magnetic pens.

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007


psyopmonkey posted:

Wow.

I want nanite tattoos. Just change my tats with magnetic pens.

this would also be pretty cool. did you see that one thing where they can implant a magnet in your hand that gives you crazy cool magnet sensing powers? p neat

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



scientific proof of what really happens to your consciousness after you die

unless it's nothing then i want to be immortal, like real immortal no constant degeneration of body tissue or eventually disintergrating into seperate molecules that can still somehow feel constant pain

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield


jarvis cocker posted:

truck nutz for your nutz

just think of the countervailing pendulum effects

it will be used in physics textbooks for years

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013
Probation
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:

this would also be pretty cool. did you see that one thing where they can implant a magnet in your hand that gives you crazy cool magnet sensing powers? p neat

There's already a cellphone that does this

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010


psyopmonkey posted:

Wow.

I want nanite tattoos. Just change my tats with magnetic pens.
I want this too but so i can hack yours and other peoples tattoos to say embarrassing stuff

e:

Nemesis Of Moles posted:

this would also be pretty cool. did you see that one thing where they can implant a magnet in your hand that gives you crazy cool magnet sensing powers? p neat

also this but then get an MRI

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


Nemesis Of Moles posted:

this would also be pretty cool. did you see that one thing where they can implant a magnet in your hand that gives you crazy cool magnet sensing powers? p neat

I dont want a magnet. I want a NFC coil thats hooked into my nervous system in my palm. Feel the RF, man.

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007


any augs that let you see/feel waves and forms of energy and light that you can't normally would be the poo poo

like they can cut out some of your eye and you can see UV light but it'll blind you pretty quickly. it'd be cool if you could get that and also not go blind

the Pixies fukken SUCKED
Jul 16, 2003

Figure 2 in a series of 3


I think it's pretty hilarious I watch episodes of Trek and see communicators and PADDs and think 'drat, those things are clunky'

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


Nemesis Of Moles posted:

any augs that let you see/feel waves and forms of energy and light that you can't normally would be the poo poo

like they can cut out some of your eye and you can see UV light but it'll blind you pretty quickly. it'd be cool if you could get that and also not go blind

"I got my shine jawb in a super max on pandoramars spacejail brah." - Every douchebag that wants to be vin disel

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 29, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy


phone batteries that never run out

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Eddy-Baby
Mar 8, 2006

₤₤LOADSA MONAY₤₤


the future

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3304 days!


psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


Hair chalk with titanium fleck in it so I can have iridescent highlights.

I think I need to contact a hair chalk manufacturer...

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007



those implanted glasses that batou has but with screens that show IM GAY in colorful letters

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007


real for real AI would be neat to interact with and see how it thought and acted and reasoned.

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013


world peace

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3304 days!


Nemesis Of Moles posted:

real for real AI would be neat to interact with and see how it thought and acted and reasoned.

itt goons understand that even in the future they wont interact with real humans

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007



situations where i can be a computer guy that never leaves his house but is still a dangerous cool renegade that says gently caress words and hangs around with molly millions

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010




MOLOCH!

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


Cross breed Kudzu and a grain or surprise sex seed. Carpet bomb arid areas in Utah and Arizona and see what happens. :sinister:

Hundreds of miles of green vine producing tons of food.

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