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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


Brain to computer interface. Why should I have to be near my computer to hit next episode on netflix?

Color shifting clothes. Because reasons.

The eye makeup machine from the fifth element. Because lazy reasons.

Robot maid to cleanup my apartment and also talk to me when im lonely.

Robot cat. Beep boop meow.

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


jarvis cocker posted:

general lee horn erection-activated sound chip implant

Wow.

I want nanite tattoos. Just change my tats with magnetic pens.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


Nemesis Of Moles posted:

this would also be pretty cool. did you see that one thing where they can implant a magnet in your hand that gives you crazy cool magnet sensing powers? p neat

I dont want a magnet. I want a NFC coil thats hooked into my nervous system in my palm. Feel the RF, man.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


Nemesis Of Moles posted:

any augs that let you see/feel waves and forms of energy and light that you can't normally would be the poo poo

like they can cut out some of your eye and you can see UV light but it'll blind you pretty quickly. it'd be cool if you could get that and also not go blind

"I got my shine jawb in a super max on pandoramars spacejail brah." - Every douchebag that wants to be vin disel

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


Hair chalk with titanium fleck in it so I can have iridescent highlights.

I think I need to contact a hair chalk manufacturer...

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


Cross breed Kudzu and a grain or surprise sex seed. Carpet bomb arid areas in Utah and Arizona and see what happens. :sinister:

Hundreds of miles of green vine producing tons of food.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


zVxTeflon posted:

three seashells

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax



Can I spray that with Curve Crush and make it smell like my...

Nevermind.

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


Mywhatacleanturtle posted:

Lol if you think any of this poo poo will benefit anyone but the hella rich.

I fully expect the eye makeup machine from the Fifth Element at my local Sephora in the next 3 years.

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