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ability to morph into hair gel
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 23:41 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 15:16 |
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ability to shut down all wi-fi within a mile radius at will
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 23:45 |
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every neighborhood you pass through is instantly gentrified
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 23:47 |
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you can turn a carls jr into a hardees and vice versa
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 23:51 |
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ability to telepathically convert VHS to laserdisc
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 23:59 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 15:16 |
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you always have a pack of cigarettes but they're pall malls and even hobos refuse them
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 05:39 |