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the ability to swallow and eat peanuts through your urethra but it still hurts as much as normal
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 23:43 |
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 22:48 |
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your dick grows 2x bigger when you die
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 23:47 |
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you have the ability to convert powerful alternating current electricity into high pitched screams and smoke
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 23:48 |
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when your flesh gets burned it makes weedsmoke
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 23:52 |
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you have a sense for danger that causes you hours of debilitating pain every time something bad is going to happen
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 23:54 |
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the ability to put a copy of Home Alone 2 VHS on hold in each applicable video stores across the world instantly
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 23:57 |
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you can survive on Ecto Cooler alone but everything else gives you gout
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 00:09 |
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when you drink iced tea it instantly turns into hot tea
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 00:14 |
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you can legally drive over the speed limit but most traffic cops won't know this so they'll pull you over anyway and you have to wait for a court date and send in a written appeal citing the law that allows you to speed
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 03:43 |
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x ray vision that only works at less than 1 meter distance. you can't turn it off and if you see any genitals you start uncontrollably jerking off
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 03:46 |
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when you flip the bird your finger turns into an actual bird that tries to fly away and it doesn't turn back into a finger for 24 hours
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 03:51 |
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you can become invulnerable to all harm for 10 seconds but only if you say "welcome to beej town" and start sucking the nearest dick
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 03:57 |
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 22:48 |
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Stex T posted:The Power ... Of BLEACH!
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 09:25 |