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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

NObodiesGeek posted:

Sounds like he ripped of the video game Manhunt but with clowns.
I also like his idea of "you guys pay me to make a movie and I keep all the profits".
Yep. Win-win.

one of the gangs in manhunt dressed like clowns

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Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
Dragu LAAAAAAHH

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

RedHotKick posted:

DEHHHHHH AYAM THUH WUN ECKSTUHMUNATIN' SUH TRIPPUH THRU THRU THUH TREES STRANGALAH THUH BREES

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008

Dandywalken posted:

Hung thrihg the witches and a dragulaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZspGdeFawc

poor guy sounds like he's bout to fall over dead.

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
SUCK DIE CRUSH

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Does Rob Zombie actually have any money? It's possible he spent it all on dead hookers and dead cocaine.

MH Knights
Aug 4, 2007

I thought he spent all his money suing those drat skater punks who where making so much drat noise near his house.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Personperson14 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZspGdeFawc

poor guy sounds like he's bout to fall over dead.
Jesus christ this is like bad karaoke. Stars that don't seem to acknowledge they've gone way past their prime are really depressing.

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!
I would pay money for him to not make a film.

Honestly anyone who likes his work basically checks my boxes immediately in the 'not worth talking to' department.

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
No Rob Zombie, I watched halloween 2 and you aren't allowed to make movies anymore. Yes The Devils Rejects is really cool and fun but lightning doesn't strike twice and just no thank you sir.

Edit: goddamnit no your wife isn't getting yet another lead role, yes she was fairly attractive in 1997 but that does not a good actress make.

Cyberball 2072 fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Aug 1, 2014

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
More like Slob Zombie

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Crow_Rodeo posted:

The only good movie he ever made was the trailer for Werewolf Women of the SS

That Woolite commercial he made is also pretty good. :v:

But really this rips off Battle Royale a bit too, along with every other "kill or be killed" story ever made pretty much. Except it has clowns, so totally new and fresh!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
He should remake that episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark where the kid microwaves his comic book which releases that clown which turns people into laughing zombies with green goo coming out of their mouths.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
i enjoyed House of 1000 Corpses

and none of his other films

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

I have a friend who likes Rob Zombie films but he has a legit mental disorder and won't listen to reason about how all his films are garbage.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
oooo scary murder clowns take all my money now!!!!

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe
his Halloween (I) was pretty good but gently caress everything else

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

unlimited shrimp posted:

i enjoyed House of 1000 Corpses

and none of his other films

You didn't enjoy Devil's Rejects?

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
Devil's Rejects was great until Freebird started playing then it's like oh god damnit

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
This sounds like he is literally pitching Survival Mode from every game ever as a movie.

NObodiesGeek posted:

Sounds like he ripped of the video game Manhunt but with clowns.
I also like his idea of "you guys pay me to make a movie and I keep all the profits".
Yep. Win-win.

To be fair I'd been way more apt to want to see a Rob Zombie version of Manhunt. That actually would be a film kind of up his alley.

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

bigzak posted:

Devil's Rejects was great until Freebird started playing then it's like oh god damnit

I thought it was great

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Hector Beerlioz posted:

He should remake that episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark where the kid microwaves his comic book which releases that clown which turns people into laughing zombies with green goo coming out of their mouths.

Why remake what was already perfectly done the first time?

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

RedHotKick posted:

DEHHHHHH AYAM THUH WUN ECKSTUHMUNATIN' SUH TRIPPUH THRU THRU THUH TREES STRANGALAH THUH BREES
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veilo
Jul 17, 2010

Never posts
I just had my small fortune returned to me from star citizen so this is looking like the smart place to invest!

Please post kickstarter link and details of early supporter packages available!

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
IF rob zombie makes a murder doobie dogs southern horror flick, i'll give him money.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
If Rob Zombie ever started hurting for money for real there absolutely would be a White Zombie reunion.

His last couple of movies sucked loving bad so I don't want to see anyone give his dumb rear end money to keep doing that poo poo. Apparently neither does anyone in the industry

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i think i saw the two house of corpse movies and the naked lady cartoon thing he did on netflix, why do peple give him money? OH and holloween. HE makes SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT thats near unwatchable.

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
Didn't he have a brother like spider zombie or something that had a band with one or two minor hits

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

Didn't he have a brother like spider zombie or something that had a band with one or two minor hits

Powerman 5000. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsV500W4BHU&feature=youtu.be

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.
If only Al Jourgensen directed a good horror movie. Then Rob Zombie could copy that too.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i'd kinda like to seewhat would happen if rob zombie was hired to make porn parodies of things, he should do ICP porn i think.

Salynne
Oct 25, 2007

ArbitraryC posted:

Jesus christ this is like bad karaoke. Stars that don't seem to acknowledge they've gone way past their prime are really depressing.

At first I thought that was Jon Davis up there, what with the terrible singing and the stupid mic stand.

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

only funding it if he renames it to lethal calvinball

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


MurderWorld is the name of a song on one the White Zombie albums no one cares about, way to be creative man.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

devils rejects owned

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

ZombieParts posted:

Lords of Salem was a real stinker and people shouldn't give him money

it looked great but was loving terrible

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Harrower posted:

Does Rob Zombie actually have any money? It's possible he spent it all on dead hookers and dead cocaine.

I have no idea what the answer is, but I do know this--last year my metal head gf and I went and saw him live because why not, he puts on a fun show and still plays his old stuff. He played to the state's biggest venue, a massive outdoor amphitheater. This year he's rolling through the state again, but his venue has dramatically changed. Now he's going to be at what is essentially a city's metropark, and not even one of the biggest cities.

I'm a horror buff, and I tend to lean towards the crappy low budget pap for my kicks. Because of that I've seen all his live-action stuff (still haven't seen his cartoon thing). And everytime I end up leaving disappointed in the worst way. See, his stuff isn't actually bad, it's something far-worse--it's very mediocre. And even moreso, it's just close enough to being good that you can see what an amazing film could have been...but it falls short nowhere near that. He's a total cocktease of a director. That he often tries to be referential to the 70's, his favorite decade that he can't decide if his movies exist in or not, doesn't do him any favors.

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Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
His movies are watchable, but half of the movie is watching his wife's buttcrack.

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