Impact Wrestling : Destination X is a promising show for 7/31

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Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

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This Thursday�s edition of IMPACT WRESTLING is TNA�s annual Destination X special event! Always a fan favorite this show emanates from New York City�s Manhattan Center and features a thrilling night of high-energy wrestling!

In a huge main event, Austin Aries will use Option C and will hand over the X Division Title to face The Destroyer, Lashley, for the World Heavyweight Championship. Will history repeat itself and Aries walk out of Destination X as a 2-time World Champion? Find out this Thursday!

A tag team dream match has been signed for Destination X as well. Matt and Jeff, The Hardys, will reunite to team together for the first time in over three years on IMPACT as they take on TNA World Tag Team Champions, The Wolves. Who will walk away as champions after this epic tag team battle?

There will be three qualifying matches to determine the new X Division Champion. In Match 1, it will be the returning Low Ki vs. Manik vs. DJ Z. Match 2 will feature Sanada vs. Brian Cage vs. Crazzy Steve. Finally, Samoa Joe makes his return to the X Division facing Tigre Uno and the returning Homicide in the final qualifier. The three winners will advance to a match on next week�s IMPACT that will determine the new X Division Champion.

Plus, Dixie Carter will be in attendance with EC3, Rockstar Spud, Rhino and her two new hired guns�Snitsky and Ryklon Stephens. How will Bully Ray, Devon and Tommy Dreamer react to the brutal attack that ended last week�s IMPACT?

All this and so much more this Thursday when IMPACT airs on Spike TV at 9/8c!

Reports say this is a good show.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 00:45

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:21

SylvainMustach: Dec 12, 2007; Superior Trash Talk!

ready for some Cage and Homicide

(they're on tonight's show right?)

# ? Aug 1, 2014 01:58

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

SylvainMustach posted:

ready for some Cage and Homicide

(they're on tonight's show right?)

Yes!

# ? Aug 1, 2014 01:59

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Gene Snitsky in a Dixie Land shirt is the goofiest thing.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:03

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CaptainYesterday posted:

Reports say this is a good show.

Obviously, V-Ru booked it.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:03

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Spud always has the best suits. :allears:

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:04

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

spud is great

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:04

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

This show sucks

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:05

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Ahahah yes, this is the REAL EC-DUB!

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:05

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Yes, Rick Law doesn't sound a random name generator name at all.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:06

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

jscolon2.0 posted:

Yes, Rick Law doesn't sound a random name generator name at all.

That's his real name :eng101:

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:07

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

I actually like they're billing Big Zeke and Snitsky and the true ECW veterans.

Why are they using Matt's lovely music for the Hardy Boys entrance?

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:08

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Rhonne posted:

I actually like they're billing Big Zeke and Snitsky and the true ECW veterans.

Well Big Zeke is the last ever ECW Champion.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:09

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Pariah Rex posted:

Well Big Zeke is the last ever ECW Champion.

I hope we get Big Zeke vs Bobby Lashley some day so we can see who the greatest ECW champion truly is. :allears:

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:11

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Rhonne posted:

I hope we get Big Zeke vs Bobby Lashley some day so we can see who the greatest ECW champion truly is.

Three Stages of Hell Match

Match 1: Body Slam Contest
Match 2: Hamburger Eating
Match 3: Debate!

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:15

Dr Crazyfist: Jul 4, 2014

Did this hardy wolves match just start out of nowhere?

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:16

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Dr Crazyfist posted:

Did this hardy wolves match just start out of nowhere?

The intros were before the commercial.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:17

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Dr Crazyfist posted:

Did this hardy wolves match just start out of nowhere?

Well yeah, why would they bother building up a Hardy Boys reunion match against their tag team champion? That would just be stupid.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:18

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

RacistGuidingLight posted:

This show sucks

Agreed

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:19

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

im watching this match

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:20

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

it cracks me up that fatt hardy is wearing trash bag pants. quack would be so proud

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:22

SylvainMustach: Dec 12, 2007; Superior Trash Talk!

this match is pretty good it's just a shame that there's been no build or story to tell

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:25

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Very cool match.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:25

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

congratulations to the wolves

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:25

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

NEXT STOP: THE BUFFET

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:26

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Who has worse music: Jeff or Matt?

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:27

Dr Crazyfist: Jul 4, 2014

That was fun shame about the lack of build or anything tp hype it other than hardy boyz.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:27

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

HOLY loving poo poo WHAT IS LOW KI DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE LMAO

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:27

hrollins: May 20, 2003; Radio Friendly Unit Shifter

NickRoweFillea posted:

HOLY loving poo poo WHAT IS LOW KI DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE LMAO

We just need Low Ki

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:28

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

hrollins posted:

We just need Low Ki

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:28

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

That outfit makes Suicide's look dignified.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:35

hrollins: May 20, 2003; Radio Friendly Unit Shifter

NickRoweFillea posted:

LOL it's been so long since I watched wrestling, but man a dead company walking will bring me back. That image is so great, it just sums up Low Ki in the best way.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:35

SylvainMustach: Dec 12, 2007; Superior Trash Talk!

TJ Perkins is really good. why don't they just let him shed the stupid sucidemanic gimmick thing? they've already revealed him without his mask while hogan was around.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:36

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

i love to shitpost, but I will say that Low Ki holds a special place in my heart for that Wrestle Kingdom match where he dressed up like Agent 47

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:36

Dr Crazyfist: Jul 4, 2014

Is that zema ion with the weird bluehawk?

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:38

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Dr Crazyfist posted:

Is that zema ion with the weird bluehawk?

Yes. He became the DJ for the Bro Mans and does a human reggeton horn.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:41

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

NickRoweFillea posted:

i love to shitpost, but I will say that Low Ki holds a special place in my heart for that Wrestle Kingdom match where he dressed up like Agent 47

Didn't he get into a lot of trouble for that?

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:42

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

I love it when Impact threads don't go past one page.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:44

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Does James Storm ever not yell?

Writer Cath posted:

I love it when Impact threads don't go past one page.

You'd think the cancellation news would bring more people here to watch the company's death.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:46

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:21

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Rhonne posted:

Didn't he get into a lot of trouble for that?

yes and it is hilarious

# ? Aug 1, 2014 02:47

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