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DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
Previous thread - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3647047

*HELP SANCTION MMA IN NEW YORK http://www.mmafacts.com



Just like actual living conditions in China, this month is not too great. Plenty of throwaway cards to keep you busy if you are bored, but not enough to cancel any plans or anything. UFC 177 has two title fights but I'm not really that pumped for either one of them. Hopefully Bisping vs Cung Le turns into a good fight or this month might be a total loss.

Important champions -


Heavyweight Champion Cain Velasquez


Light Heavyweight Champion Jon "Bones" Jones


Middleweight Champion Chris "The All-American" Weidman


Welterweight Champion Johny "Bigg Rigg" Hendricks


Lightweight Champion Anthony "Showtime" Pettis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUxWa9hBFQA
Featherweight Champion Jose "Scarface" Aldo


Bantamweight Champion TJ Dillashaw


Flyweight Champion Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson


Women's Bantamweight Champion "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey

Upcoming Events:
UFC Fight Night 47 - August 16
UFC Fight Night 48 - August 23
UFC Fight Night 49 - August 23
UFC 177 - August 30


Credible news sources:
http://www.mmabuzzsaw.com/
http://www.mmajunkie.com
http://www.fightopinion.com
http://www.mmapayout.com
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com
Yahoo! Sports MMA
http://www.mmaweekly.com
http://www.mmamania.com
http://www.mmarated.com
http://www.cagepotato.com/
http://www.f4wonline.com/

Other news:
http://www.sherdog.com
http://www.bloodyelbow.com

Related threads:
Best/Worst of 2014
Ask/Tell me about Martial Arts
Bellator
Goonweight Grand Prix
Boxing training thread
Combat sports Q&A
Grappling thread


Other:
Sherdog Fight Finder
Unified rules of MMA
http://www.fightmetric.com
MMA Fantasy league(join SA Goons)
MMA IRC chat room at #mma on SynIRC.net
Welcome to MMA, here's the history of the sport
Comparison of MMA betting lines
Understanding Sports Betting
Cool UFC galleries
GIFs
Ariel Helwani's YouTube channel
Entrance_Music.xls
LobsterMobster's MMA blog
BeanFried's MMA blog

Lord Of Space posted:

my good god if mma could land a proper NYC venue I will eat a hat

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I made a post about ufc1 in the other thread but it's gone now.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Excellent OP pictures

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
Remember guys while this month may not be that great. Metamoris is on the 9th and will probably be cool (I'm not a grappler and the last card was the first one I watched, but I thoroughly enjoyed it). You can also get your badly needed Chael fix.



I know Chael is ex-UFC, but Barnett is still on the roster and more people should check Metamoris out.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
And Kenny who still works for the UFC!

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Metamoris is cool poo poo and lots of other grappling tournaments make unexpectedly good viewing; the Grappling Thread tends to have the up to date news about 'em

Balthesar
Sep 4, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Seltzer posted:

I know Chael is ex-UFC, but Barnett is still on the roster and more people should check Metamoris out.

What is the rule on retired fighters in the UFC thread? Chael's last fight was in the UFC. Shouldn't be B-league until he's actually resorted to fighting in one.

Edit: Nm, misread.

Balthesar fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Aug 1, 2014

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Balthesar posted:

What is the rule on retired fighters in the UFC thread?

dont be a baby

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Chael transcends all leagues and all threads.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
News about any mma that airs on Fox affiliates or FightPass goes in the UFC thread, any other mma goes in the B-league thread, news about retired fighters goes wherever.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

fatherdog posted:

Metamoris is cool poo poo and lots of other grappling tournaments make unexpectedly good viewing; the Grappling Thread tends to have the up to date news about 'em

I am as excited for Renzo vs Matt Hughes as probably any fight this month.

Did Metamoris ever get their poo poo straight enough so they could get on Fight Pass? It's such a no-brainer that it needs to happen.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
All Tito Ortiz and Rampage Jackson news to the wrestling thread.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

I am as excited for Renzo vs Matt Hughes as probably any fight this month.

Did Metamoris ever get their poo poo straight enough so they could get on Fight Pass? It's such a no-brainer that it needs to happen.

Last I heard Zuffa was interested but Ralek was still "figuring it out" (ie figuring if he can get more money off of iPPV than they're offering)

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

fatherdog posted:

News about any mma that airs on Fox affiliates or FightPass goes in the UFC thread, any other mma goes in the B-league thread, news about retired fighters goes wherever.

Speaking of this, with Bellator no longer weekly and Invicta moving to Fight Pass and the many other htings that are happening, we need a new B-league OP. Volunteers?

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
thread title speaks to me in more ways than one

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

fatherdog posted:

Last I heard Zuffa was interested but Ralek was still "figuring it out" (ie figuring if he can get more money off of iPPV than they're offering)

It'd be a really smart move to get on Fight Pass for a reasonable amount and become one of the big BJJ tournaments and have UFC advertise your tournament during events ONLY ON FIGHT PASS and sell a bunch of merchandise and maybe sponsors or whatever too. But it sounds like this is too forward-thinking.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Coconono either you or yuriy are a FRAUD and I find it shameful you drageed Sheik into it.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

Love the thread title.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

It'd be a really smart move to get on Fight Pass for a reasonable amount and become one of the big BJJ tournaments and have UFC advertise your tournament during events ONLY ON FIGHT PASS and sell a bunch of merchandise and maybe sponsors or whatever too. But it sounds like this is too forward-thinking.

I have to assume the UFC is waiting until Chael is not featured on Metamoris cards before they would put them on fightpass (Chael was announced to appear on the Metamoris card before he got caught).

Seltzer fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Aug 1, 2014

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

It'd be a really smart move to get on Fight Pass for a reasonable amount and become one of the big BJJ tournaments and have UFC advertise your tournament during events ONLY ON FIGHT PASS and sell a bunch of merchandise and maybe sponsors or whatever too. But it sounds like this is too forward-thinking.

I wonder if Zuffa gives out a lump sum of money for the broadcasting rights of Invicta & Metamoris or if they give them a small piece of the subscriptions who tune in, or both. If it's more of the latter then Ralek really should go to Zuffa since whatever numbers they are pulling in will probably quadruple on Fight Pass, and that would make up for the $20 iPPV they pull in.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Hey guys I was just thinking about the fact that Anderson Silva vs. Nick Diaz is a thing that is going to happen.

turntabler
Sep 10, 2011
http://instagram.com/p/rIoiuDhUCl/

Will def make the weight and pass the tests to fight Rousey.

Xguard86
Nov 22, 2004

"You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

Bubba Smith posted:

I wonder if Zuffa gives out a lump sum of money for the broadcasting rights of Invicta & Metamoris or if they give them a small piece of the subscriptions who tune in, or both. If it's more of the latter then Ralek really should go to Zuffa since whatever numbers they are pulling in will probably quadruple on Fight Pass, and that would make up for the $20 iPPV they pull in.

Not to mention that the UFC has a lot of expertise and pull in putting on combat sport events. Even just a short term deal would be very helpful for metamoris.

ceaselessfuture
Apr 9, 2005

"I'm thirty," I said. "I'm five years too old to lie to myself and call it honor."

turntabler posted:

http://instagram.com/p/rIoiuDhUCl/

Will def make the weight and pass the tests to fight Rousey.

I didn't know Mickey Rourke was a bantamweight

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

turntabler posted:

http://instagram.com/p/rIoiuDhUCl/

Will def make the weight and pass the tests to fight Rousey.

This is hosed up

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!

DumbWhiteGuy posted:



Light Heavyweight Champion Jon "Bones" Jones


Schmoozing up to the judges again are you Jon? You piece of poo poo!

Panama Red
Jul 30, 2003

Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self destruct
Someone animated Nick Diaz's story about fighting Joe Riggs in the hospital: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QybqrxyFSKs

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

@JonnyBones posted:

I can't wait to see the look on Daniel's face once he realizes that I'm nothing like Dan Henderson or Patrick Cummings

:getin:

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

that is sort of terrifying

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I wonder if he's anything like Frank Mir, who was able to mount no successful offense against Cormier yet could drunkenly take down Jones off a single in a hotel lobby.

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

Good title, good photos.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I can't wait to see the look on Daniel's face once he realises that Herb Dean is calling off the fight in round 2 because Jones tapped to strikes on his back.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

Anderson Silva has opened as a -360 favorite on Bovada.



That's significant but much loving lower than I thought.

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009

Bluedeanie posted:

I wonder if he's anything like Frank Mir, who was able to mount no successful offense against Cormier yet could drunkenly take down Jones off a single in a hotel lobby.

Or Josh Barnett whom Cormier ragdolled like a small child.

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

It'd be a really smart move to get on Fight Pass for a reasonable amount and become one of the big BJJ tournaments and have UFC advertise your tournament during events ONLY ON FIGHT PASS and sell a bunch of merchandise and maybe sponsors or whatever too. But it sounds like this is too forward-thinking.

Metamoris is not a tournament. 2/3rds of Metamoris bouts two date have gone the distance and it seems like they're going to stick to no judges from now on. I don't know how well a sporting event in which a majority of matches are draws is going to catch on. I love it, and the most entertaining bouts have been draws (the main events from I and III), but I think a lot of people like to see winners and losers when following a sport.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
grappling will never ever take off as a spectator sport. Unless everyone in the world starts to do grappling themselves

Panama Red
Jul 30, 2003

Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self destruct
New Jack Slack: MMA's Book of Five Rings: Knowing Collapse, Crushing and Pushing Down the Pillow http://fightland.vice.com/blog/jack-slack-mmas-book-of-five-rings

I normally dislike it when writers from different fields try to apply Musashi or Sun Tzu to their profession (I don't think a salesman should promote separating the military from the government) but it's Jack Slack and this actually is the martial arts so it works

He succeeds in making Nate Marquardt look good

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Holy poo poo I never noticed Jones doing that shoulder crank thing on Glover when he has him tied up, that's hosed up and also kind of cool.

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

Panama Red posted:

New Jack Slack: MMA's Book of Five Rings: Knowing Collapse, Crushing and Pushing Down the Pillow http://fightland.vice.com/blog/jack-slack-mmas-book-of-five-rings

I normally dislike it when writers from different fields try to apply Musashi or Sun Tzu to their profession (I don't think a salesman should promote separating the military from the government) but it's Jack Slack and this actually is the martial arts so it works

He succeeds in making Nate Marquardt look good

Marquardt is good. Don't make me post the street fighter gif again.

edit: street fighter gif is in the article

Count Roland fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Aug 1, 2014

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I don't know if I'd say he's good overall but as mentioned in the article he's a great finisher when he gets the chance.

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fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

quote:

"My manager called me yesterday confirming [Texeira vs Davis at UFC 179] to Maracanazinho," Teixeira broke the news to PVT on Friday. "It’s going to be awesome to fight in Brazil again, in Rio de Janeiro. I’m really happy, training a lot.

"Fighting Phil Davis is going to be really good," he added. "He’s popular in Brazil because he already fought and defeated some Brazilians. Now it’s time to prove myself and start to climb the ladder again. I will train hard and fight hard. I want to fight for the title again next year."

Teixeira confirmed the news to MMAFighting.com, but said he doesn’t know yet if they will fight in the co-main event.

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