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Bundt Cake: Aug 17, 2003; ;(

Good fight. Theyre really making it hard on Phil lately

# ? Aug 1, 2014 18:53

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 14:46

1st AD: Dec 3, 2004; Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

A domestic abuser is popular in Brazil, color me shocked.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 19:04

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

Brazilians are generally fond of triangles.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 19:08

Bundt Cake: Aug 17, 2003; ;(

I really think people are being too hard on phil for bodyslamming his girlfriend and being shaped like a triangle

# ? Aug 1, 2014 19:11

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Once you get over the fact that JBJ benefited from the situation, Phil losing to Rumble was really really funny.

Bundt Cake posted:

I really think people are being too hard on phil for bodyslamming his girlfriend and being shaped like a triangle

I think most people were still with him through these things but talking poo poo and looking completely past Rumble and then having that fight put him in the can. We shouldn't love domestic abusers but it's hard not to laugh after FD pointed out that his style of domestic abuse was a wrestlefucking hahahaha.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 19:12

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

1st AD posted:

A domestic abuser is popular in Brazil, color me shocked.

please do not do this

# ? Aug 1, 2014 19:18

Bundt Cake: Aug 17, 2003; ;(

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Once you get over the fact that JBJ benefited from the situation, Phil losing to Rumble was really really funny.

I think most people were still with him through these things but talking poo poo and looking completely past Rumble and then having that fight put him in the can. We shouldn't love domestic abusers but it's hard not to laugh after FD pointed out that his style of domestic abuse was a wrestlefucking hahahaha.

Im being facetious obviously bodyslamming your girlfriend and being shaped like a triangle are really bad

# ? Aug 1, 2014 19:22

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Bundt Cake posted:

I really think people are being too hard on phil for bodyslamming his girlfriend and being shaped like a triangle

It's only a two game suspension. Now imagine if he'd smoked some pot.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 20:29

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

turntabler posted:

http://instagram.com/p/rIoiuDhUCl/

Will def make the weight and pass the tests to fight Rousey.

Cyborg is at most year away from being physically indistinguishable from Wanderlei.

YOLOsubmarine fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Aug 1, 2014

# ? Aug 1, 2014 20:35

Fozzy The Bear: Dec 11, 1999; Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

@arielhelwani posted:

Silva says he will not remove the rod inserted in the surgery from his leg.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 21:06

1st AD: Dec 3, 2004; Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Haha well if he kicks Diaz he might literally kill him.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 21:13

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

It's Lex Luger all over again!

# ? Aug 1, 2014 21:13

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Jones can't drive into it while it's in Anderson's leg

# ? Aug 1, 2014 21:13

Count Roland: Oct 6, 2013

I've actually dreamed about Anderson with metal surgically implanted into his body so as to make him more dangerous. I have mixed feelings about it coming to pass against a fighter I like.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 21:29

Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Nick Diaz getting stopped will be a cool gif to watch a couple of times

# ? Aug 1, 2014 21:34

Senjuro: Aug 19, 2006

It might be the only way he feels comfortable with kicking from now on. No chance of his leg breaking again.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 21:35

Seltzer: Oct 11, 2012; Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Diaz Anderson is a prime example of a fight I wouldn't bet on.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 21:35

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Skip My Posts posted:

Jones can't drive into it while it's in Anderson's leg

# ? Aug 1, 2014 21:39

Panama Red: Jul 30, 2003; Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self destruct

Break a leg, Anderson, 209 motherfucka 209

# ? Aug 1, 2014 21:41

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

I made the mistake of watching that animated Riggs/Diaz hospital story before going to work and now I want to tell everyone gently caress you you motherfucker.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 21:42

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Skip My Posts posted:

Jones can't drive into it while it's in Anderson's leg

# ? Aug 1, 2014 21:50

niethan: Nov 22, 2005; Don't be scared, homie!

Oh so we're doing sci fi poo poo now?

# ? Aug 1, 2014 22:10

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

I want a Diaz/Cerrone rematch soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvnPgSO3ID8

# ? Aug 1, 2014 22:14

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Bubba Smith posted:

Nick Diaz getting stopped will be a cool gif to watch a couple of times

# ? Aug 1, 2014 22:32

Sprecherscrow: Dec 20, 2009

fatherdog posted:

That's Jeremy "I got kicked off of TUF over a booty call" Jackson, right?

# ? Aug 1, 2014 22:35

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

fatherdog posted:

this explains a lot of the dumb poo poo nick says. he can't help it.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 22:35

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006; Captain Log posted:
"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"

fatherdog posted:

What the flying gently caress how have I never seen this? What happened here?

# ? Aug 1, 2014 22:38

MycroftXXX: May 10, 2006; A Liquor Never Brewed

Captain Log posted:

What the flying gently caress how have I never seen this? What happened here?

Nick Diaz got punched whole lot

# ? Aug 1, 2014 22:43

CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

Sprecherscrow posted:

That's Jeremy "I got kicked off of TUF over a booty call" Jackson, right?

That's his old nickname, the new one is Jeremy "Serving 25 to Life For Aggravated Rape" Jackson

Only true evil can stop Nick Diaz, c.f. KJ Noons

# ? Aug 1, 2014 22:43

Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

see these last few replies? now imagine like 3 pages of that after the Anderson Silva fight when he finishes him with a flying knee. it's gonna be good.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 22:46

Sprecherscrow: Dec 20, 2009

CarlCX posted:

That's his old nickname, the new one is Jeremy "Serving 25 to Life For Aggravated Rape" Jackson

Only true evil can stop Nick Diaz, c.f. KJ Noons

First Hermes Franca, now this. Sometimes I'm better off losing track of guys.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 22:48

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

The fact that you were following Hermes Franca is a red flag in and of itself.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 22:51

Ty1990: Apr 22, 2011

Captain Log posted:

What the flying gently caress how have I never seen this? What happened here?

I think Nick was 18 there. His first pro loss. Nick finished him twice less than a year later.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 22:52

Sprecherscrow: Dec 20, 2009

Intel&Sebastian posted:

The fact that you were following Hermes Franca is a red flag in and of itself.

He fought for a title and then both guys got popped for 'roids. It was an amusing episode.

# ? Aug 1, 2014 22:56

colonel_korn: May 16, 2003

Losing fights to dangerous sex offenders is yet another thing Nate and Nick have in common

# ? Aug 1, 2014 23:44

Gregor Samsa: Sep 5, 2007; Nietzsche's Mustache

Intel&Sebastian posted:

The fact that you were following Hermes Franca is a red flag in and of itself.

Not nearly as concerning as when Hermes is following you.

# ? Aug 2, 2014 00:00

Ogantai: Apr 21, 2003; Full of bologna

Ohh, so we're posting Nick Diaz poo poo now?

Dave Meltzer posted:

Diego Sanchez did an interview with Submission Radio and said he�s thinking about cutting to 145, which he admitted would be a problem, if he could get a fight with Conor McGregor. He also told a story about his Nick Diaz fight in 2005, saying that before the fight, Diaz found out Sanchez�s e-mail address and for the last two months he�s e-mailing him constantly, saying really bad stuff about his mother, his father and the rest of his family, trying to get under his skin. Sanchez said he hated him by the time that fight came along. Then, in the dressing room before the fight, he threw his shoe at him and Greg Jackson had to hold him back. Sanchez won that fight via decision.

If Nick gets hold of Anderson's email address he might do a foolishness.

# ? Aug 2, 2014 01:56

Dangersim: Sep 4, 2011; He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

What people forget is that Anderson is by far the greatest troll this sport has ever seen.

# ? Aug 2, 2014 02:03

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

CarlCX posted:

That's his old nickname, the new one is Jeremy "Serving 25 to Life For Aggravated Rape" Jackson

Only true evil can stop Nick Diaz, c.f. KJ Noons

http://www.cagepotato.com/jeremy-jackson-gets-25-with-an-l-for-raping-ex-girlfriend/

Jeremy Jackson is innocent!

(Seriously, a juror still believes this because victim blaming.)

# ? Aug 2, 2014 02:05

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doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Nick Diaz beating Anderson Silva would be the greatest thing the sport has seen so far.

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