August '14 Police Lounge: JayKay Center For Cops That Can't Spell Good

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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

those urinals are for post-sex split streams

# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 14:45

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 10:26

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

username is misspelled in the thread title & OP, obviously JayKay's saving his super observant cop instincts for the mean streets instead of wasting them on these good forums.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2014 03:31

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Whale Cancer posted:

I've been in 4 pursuits this year started by other agencies. Not a piece of paperwork for any of them.

It's the best part of working investigations/plain clothes. Patrol will kick off a pursuit, or go enroute to some hosed up disturbance, unless I end up tasing somebody I can do whatever and not write a thing.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 04:48

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Hey, it's our language, you hick bastards

# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 21:46

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Branis posted:

the forums are the only chance I get to interact with non brown foreigners, don't take the brits away.

You don't run across any Canadians? Or are they american enough that you don't count them?

# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 01:29

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

it was a complement. You guys are (nearly) living the dream :buddy:

# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 02:28

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

the ACAB crowd is watching us.... or more likely, rein of pain just sitting there :f5:

# ¿ Aug 11, 2014 01:28

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Edwardian posted:

(I lurk. I'm only married to an LEO, so I am not qualified to comment. )

Sure you are, a few regulars are former LEO and RoP is an IRS IT guy. Nobody cares who posts in here :thumbsup:

# ¿ Aug 11, 2014 02:58

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Branis posted:

i'm fairly certain beanieson is a sergeant or took the sergeants exam which is just as bad IMO.

nnnnnnooooooooooooo I turned it down

# ¿ Aug 11, 2014 04:25

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Reign Of Pain posted:

Funny fact - My HP craptop just poo poo a brick and I've had to work AT THE OFFICE for 2 weeks straight. The indignity!

I usually have to go in once a week...but noooooooo HP hardware is surprisingly poo poo.

As far as Lerners drive goes, the bottom line is that it was scratched AND encrypted and it would have involved work above and beyond to accomplish so like gently caress that n stuff.

We need a camera on you guys 24/7

e: were you involved in bringing Wesley Snipes to justice?

# ¿ Aug 11, 2014 04:43

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Well poo poo if that's the official story then that's clearly what happened.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2014 18:42

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

At training, about to be exposed to CS gas. I'm hoping it clears out my sinuses as I've had a bit of a cold all week.

e: contacts lenses in or out?

# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 23:15

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

eh... wasn't as bad as OC :shrug:

# ¿ Aug 13, 2014 01:53

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Grem posted:

School starts next week why did I quit my job oh god what was I thinking? Oh yeah, I don't ever have to shine boots again.

I grew up with like 5 people who ended up becoming teachers at the high school we all went to (3 dudes, 2 chicks), all but one guy has been fired/arrested for loving one of their students.

I guess what I'm saying is to have fun :thumbsup:

# ¿ Aug 13, 2014 13:28

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

SrgMagnum posted:

Well if you insist. Gonna start brewing beer with a boat cop buddy and buy a big rear end piece of land.

grow weed everyday

# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 13:18

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Obama Africanus posted:

It never really occurred to me until just now that it's somebodies job to get the bodies out of the river.

Hahaha life is loving ridiculous.

This is literally a picture of me looking for a body in the river. Life is loving rediculous.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 17:35

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Untagged posted:

There are also a few private gated communities in VA that have private contract security that become special police with a commission, as always though they are usually complete poo poo lowest bidder.

GFM.txt

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 17:21

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

FYI goon cops

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Goodbye GiP, I love you all but I'm not going to participate in these forums anymore.

Ya'll can find me on steam or send me an email at my username @yahoo if you want to james or send me piggy jokes

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 23:06

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Untagged posted:

What the gently caress happened to ARE mod.

He was needed back on his home planet.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 00:33

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Been wearing some under armour boots for a few months, really light weight & comfortable. They wear like cross trainers.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2014 15:09

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Or just don't have facebook. If I was constantly exposed to all the inane bullshit my coworkers post to facebook I'd never be able to work with them. Bad enough my wife tells me about the more retarded stuff from time to time.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 22:23

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

It's funy

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 00:04

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I luv u gays

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 15:38

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

can't wait to see how this works out :kiddo:

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2014/08/mayors_plan_calls_for_civilian.html

# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 20:16

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

JayKay posted:

Bernard McFacknutah looks so happy

If that ain't him then he's got a long lost twin out there :stare:

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 00:55

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mr. Nice! posted:

I've seen that video a million times, but it never gets old. I can skip right to the "and let the record show you just battered me and now you're using a ta..."

loving love it. That guy was a douche the whole day and I'm pretty sure all of the bailiffs wanted to do the same.

EDIT: Here's his 4 videos of the day so you can appreciate just how much bullshit the courts put up with for this guy. Watch all of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eDh-yzr_qI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5V2qBBxWRc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed3VprSRe5c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg0YotIQ8Ww

I'd never seen the whole thing but it makes perfect sense that he'd be wearing those vibram toe shoes smdh

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 19:17

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Udderly despicable

# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 23:40

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Hezzy posted:

welp just got authorisation to take my sergeant's exam

boo this man

BOOO

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 02:44

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Reign Of Pain posted:

I wouldn't even be mad, like... I'd just be impressed. I'd be covered in warm fresh cows milk, I'd drop my baton/shield & start a slow clap.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 03:37

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

DrakeriderCa posted:

While this sellout is selling out, I just got a verbal offer from HR for a plain clothes position

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 14:46

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

GunForumMeme posted:

Good luck trying to pick up ER nurses in plain clothes.

Yeah, I'm jealous.

Are you even serious? Joe Patrolman gets the cold shoulder once I show up to the ER in my banana republic shirts (sleeves rolled up cause I'm doin work :snoop:

)

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 16:22

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

DrakeriderCa posted:

Hipster Cop 2: The Canadianing

I just always picture you as your av, if we met and you didn't look just like

I'd be wildly disappointed.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 20:34

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 10:26

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Neighboring agency was investigating a rape, the woman isn't from around here and unfamiliar with the area...

"Yea, she described the location and it sounded kinda like ~street A in our parish~ but it also sounded kinda like ~street B in your parish~ so we took her out to street B and sure enough this rape is yours to investigate" :thurman:

# ¿ Aug 30, 2014 04:47

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