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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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GunForumMeme posted:

Found some kids playing with some golf balls. According to their parents they weren't out on the course, and they had the golf balls just because there are golf balls just laying around in an area not on the course and they just picked them up because they're abandoned golf balls.

For as much as I don't like golf I equally want to see people get hit in the head with golf balls so I called it unfounded and went to lunch.

To protect and serve. o7

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GunForumMeme posted:

The first two sound like the names of North Atlantic fish species.

Greatest food brought to America was Pizza. Second greatest is anything Amish.

Modern Pizza is more American than it is Italian. The tomato is a new world food.

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My step-sister is a dispatcher and fucks a lot of cops. A number of them are married. I know that the idea of a dispatcher loving a married cop is crazy, but it happens.

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beanieson posted:

eh... wasn't as bad as OC :shrug:

Yeah tear gas ain't poo poo on pepper spray.

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That ain't him. He's some 6'7" beast man or something.

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I've seen that video a million times, but it never gets old. I can skip right to the "and let the record show you just battered me and now you're using a ta..."

loving love it. That guy was a douche the whole day and I'm pretty sure all of the bailiffs wanted to do the same.

EDIT: Here's his 4 videos of the day so you can appreciate just how much bullshit the courts put up with for this guy. Watch all of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eDh-yzr_qI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5V2qBBxWRc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed3VprSRe5c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg0YotIQ8Ww

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beanieson posted:

:laffo: I'd never seen the whole thing but it makes perfect sense that he'd be wearing those vibram toe shoes smdh

Going to court better put on my nicest blue jeans and vibrams.

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