- A Bad King
-
Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
|
itt.
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 16:07
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2024 07:34
|
|
- ChairmanMeow
-
Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
|
why thank you
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 16:08
|
|
- ChairmanMeow
-
Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
|
mods
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 16:12
|
|
- A Bad King
-
Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
|
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 16:13
|
|
- FluffieDuckie
-
|
why officer i had no idea i was driving that fast.
*gazes at officer with soulful sad eyes and leans over casually to show cleavage*
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 16:15
|
|
- FluffieDuckie
-
|
*dresses in a short tight skirt and high heels*
i swear i can't go anywhere without men ogling me. ugh.
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 18:22
|
|
- Barco Fiesta
-
a fantasy of olives
|
*cries a lot for no discernible reason*
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 18:33
|
|
- Diqnol
-
|
My opinion matters!
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 18:38
|
|
- FluffieDuckie
-
|
*puts on size 2 jeans*
do these jeans make me look fat?
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 18:40
|
|
- FluffieDuckie
-
|
nah, just lay down when you zip them up and it squeezes all the fat into your boobs hth
oh like i need more boobs. god these things are huge it's such a PAIN
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 18:50
|
|
- GEExCEE
-
|
i wiggle my butt
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 18:57
|
|
- Diqnol
-
|
*has sex once*
Everyone, to me: You slut!
Me: I'm a grown rear end woman!
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 19:11
|
|
- City of Glompton
-
|
hello boys
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 19:20
|
|
- FluffieDuckie
-
|
*steals your bf just bc i can*
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 19:21
|
|
- Pinche Rudo
-
|
"Yo, is this your man?" "No."
Grab the bitch's hand, "I'm Hittman."
Bling! Gold chain gleam
"You're very eligible for my summer league team."
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 19:32
|
|
- Ramsus
-
by Hand Knit
|
my back is sore from this MASSIVE RACK OF LAMB I GOT GOIN ON HERE
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 19:43
|
|
- Diqnol
-
|
I can't travel alone without getting raped at LEAST once.
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 19:52
|
|
- verily carefree
-
|
Its late on a weeknight, and I've had a hard day at work. I undress slowly and get into bed. I begin to fondle my boobs, thinking of all the guys who I'll never let fondle my boobs.
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 19:53
|
|
- red19fire
-
|
*steals your bf just bc i can*
*immediately loses interest in new bf*
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 20:01
|
|
- red19fire
-
|
*calls off engagement*
*runs away to Colorado with some loving hipster bartender that looks just like you*
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 20:03
|
|
- precision
-
by VideoGames
|
*calls off engagement*
*runs away to Colorado with some loving hipster bartender that looks just like you*
greetings from Colorado 
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 20:55
|
|
- google THIS
-
|
*calls off engagement*
*runs away to Colorado with some loving hipster bartender that looks just like you*
i hope you rubbed her toothbrush on your gooch to teach her a lesson
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 21:02
|
|
- GODS NOT REAL
-
YOU STUPID BUNNIES
|
i am naked right now
rocking out with my oval office out.
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 22:41
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 29, 2024 07:34
|
|
- FluffieDuckie
-
|
why did my pay suddenly go down and why are my suggestions not being taken seriously in this meeting
just latch on to a horny exec who will promote you in exchange for sexual favors or the promise of such
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 22:42
|
|
#
?
Aug 1, 2014 16:07
FEMALE 
