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Morbid Fiesta

Gushing Granny posted:

i am naked right now

rocking out with my oval office out.

Jam out with your clam out.

# ? Aug 2, 2014 05:35

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 07:02

AKRON HEAT

god drat it angry fish

# ? Aug 2, 2014 05:36

Savage For The Winjun

omg snapchat me later!!

# ? Aug 2, 2014 05:46

Savage For The Winjun

theres nothin like a big ol dick in my vagina

# ? Aug 2, 2014 05:46

tyler

Twilight Matrix posted:

omg snapchat me later!!

i like your av. it is really good.

# ? Aug 2, 2014 05:48

tyler

would you like to scissor?

# ? Aug 2, 2014 05:49

Savage For The Winjun

thanks bro i like ur av also!

i ahve a lesbian friend who does not like at all when i ask "would you scissor her" at every girl we see, so i ask anyways (duh)

# ? Aug 2, 2014 06:10

Savage For The Winjun

i dont even like drinking, i just go to bars cuz its free

# ? Aug 2, 2014 06:10

AKRON HEAT

hope your friend scissors you and your guts fall out

# ? Aug 2, 2014 06:16

om nom nom: om nom nom nom nom nom nom

sit out with your clit out

# ? Aug 2, 2014 08:17

om nom nom: om nom nom nom nom nom nom

roll out with your hole out

# ? Aug 2, 2014 08:17

om nom nom: om nom nom nom nom nom nom

rave out with your labe' out

# ? Aug 2, 2014 08:18

om nom nom: om nom nom nom nom nom nom

hangina out with your vagina out

# ? Aug 2, 2014 08:23

TED BUNNDY: SO HUNGRY

a lot of women are pretty and smell nice

a whole lot of them aren't and don't

the same can be said of men

thanks for reading

# ? Aug 2, 2014 09:03

Savage For The Winjun

TED BUNNDY posted:

a lot of women are pretty and smell nice

a whole lot of them aren't and don't

the same can be said of men

thanks for reading

hosed up if true

# ? Aug 2, 2014 09:24

Harime Nui: The New Insincerity

"Why yes, I am!"

# ? Aug 2, 2014 11:13

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

ugh

# ? Aug 2, 2014 11:48

hemale in pain

I'm doing women things like putting on perfume, having a period and washing my hair

# ? Aug 2, 2014 12:50

GoodbyeTurtles

hi how's it going

# ? Aug 2, 2014 13:42

ulvir

/me plays with the newly acquired tits

# ? Aug 2, 2014 13:43

Harthacnut

I can't handle this new found responsibility, I mean... do I paint my nails with the daisies or the ladybugs? :ohdear:

# ? Aug 2, 2014 15:52

FluffieDuckie

Lord of Bore posted:

I can't handle this new found responsibility, I mean... do I paint my nails with the daisies or the ladybugs?

it's v stressful being this hot

# ? Aug 2, 2014 15:58

Harthacnut

FluffieDuckie posted:

it's v stressful being this hot

You're telling me, it started raining and I almost died. I can't be seen with wet hair.

# ? Aug 2, 2014 16:07

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

hemale in pain posted:

I'm doing women things like putting on perfume, having a period and washing my hair

if you know any boys recommend to them to try washing their hair also

# ? Aug 2, 2014 16:35

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

Lord of Bore posted:

You're telling me, it started raining and I almost died. I can't be seen with wet hair.

now you just sound like my mom

# ? Aug 2, 2014 16:51

Harthacnut

Kimmalah posted:

now you just sound like my mom

I hope she's attractive, like me

# ? Aug 2, 2014 16:52

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

Lord of Bore posted:

I hope she's attractive, like me

no she's just nuts about her hair getting wet unless she's washing it

# ? Aug 2, 2014 16:59

Harthacnut

Kimmalah posted:

no she's just nuts about her hair getting wet unless she's washing it

Wet hair is unruly hair, so she sounds wise and totally rad

# ? Aug 2, 2014 17:01

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

Lord of Bore posted:

Wet hair is unruly hair, so she sounds wise and totally rad

maybe yours is, i have to let mine air dry because hair dryers make it frizzy and insane looking

# ? Aug 2, 2014 17:03

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

I don't even own a hair dryer. Just not good for your hair

# ? Aug 2, 2014 17:04

Harthacnut

Kimmalah posted:

maybe yours is, i have to let mine air dry because hair dryers make it frizzy and insane looking

My hair explodes into a wiry mass at the slightest provocation so I just take the clippers to it every month or so because :effort:

Is what I would say if I wasn't currently a hot lady with amazing, not at all straw like hair

# ? Aug 2, 2014 17:08

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

ChairmanMeow posted:

I don't even own a hair dryer. Just not good for your hair

yeah it's pretty terrible. the worst is going to get a haircut and trying to convince the person to just comb it out and not dry it. i usually don't even try anymore.

also i get part of my hair cut with clippers, feels good :cool:

# ? Aug 2, 2014 17:10

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

I think they charge more to hair dry it so they are determined. Seriously though I don't go to cheap haircut places so it's not like it matters. I always really like the way it looks when I leave the salon though, I'm like drat I should go out.

# ? Aug 2, 2014 17:16

hemale in pain

ChairmanMeow posted:

if you know any boys recommend to them to try washing their hair also

boys who are willing to wash don't sound like the sort of boys i'd like to know!

i like my men MANLY

# ? Aug 2, 2014 17:19

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

they don't, they just seem to think i'm going to get pneumonia from wet hair or something

remember as an attractive lady it will cost you a small fortune to get a decent attractive haircut

# ? Aug 2, 2014 17:20

FluffieDuckie

Kimmalah posted:

they don't, they just seem to think i'm going to get pneumonia from wet hair or something

remember as an attractive lady it will cost you a small fortune to get a decent attractive haircut

i pay $170 a visit. i must be off the charts attractive

# ? Aug 2, 2014 17:21

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

hemale in pain posted:

boys who are willing to wash don't sound like the sort of boys i'd like to know!

i like my men MANLY

i love it when guys go crazy and get into fights. it's soooo romantic and totally doesn't mean they're a jealous nutjob ;-*

# ? Aug 2, 2014 17:21

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

FluffieDuckie posted:

i pay $170 a visit. i must be off the charts attractive

you must be. i'd go bankrupt since i keep my hair short

# ? Aug 2, 2014 17:22

FluffieDuckie

Kimmalah posted:

you must be. i'd go bankrupt since i keep my hair short

they have a money back guarantee that you'll be a HB8 or above for the lifetime of the haircut

# ? Aug 2, 2014 17:26

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ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

FluffieDuckie posted:

i pay $170 a visit. i must be off the charts attractive

I take my son to a russian guy who does his for $10
he'll never be a pretty lady

# ? Aug 2, 2014 17:29

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