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CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx

Xenophon posted:

-A used car - Zakharov (because, what)

he got rich enough sellin used cars to buy the brewers

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


R.D. Mangles posted:

A closeable jaw

For reference:

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Xenophon posted:


A fake moustache - 2
Monicro
Vlad Antlerkov ("...and a legal name-change form")

ACES:


The crown and sceptre that mark him as the true Goblin King - LeftistMuslimObama

A repro of ARod's centaur painting - Abel Wingnut

A handshake, a pat on the back and a big hug for all the great work he has done for Major League Baseball - Antifreeze Head

An informational tour of the 21st century - IcePhoenix

Stern, disapproving glare - ALFbrot

Dispel Undead cast on him - naginalJJ


My faves

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

CraigK posted:

he got rich enough sellin used cars to buy the brewers

oh gently caress I forgot about this, haha

e: I forgot about "a stern, disapproving glare" which is also hilarious

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
Scores after question 13:

Juan Berenguer - 300
Senf - 300
Zapplez - 291
Abel Wingnut - 284
GoatSeeGuy - 278
Juxta - 278
The Midniter - 273
The Pussy Boss - 270
Salvor_Hardin - 269
Chilihead - 269
CFBalla - 269
Traxis - 266
Accident Underwater - 262
Mr. Fix It - 260
Scriblerus - 255
Zodiac5000 - 252
Ktik - 249
DannoMack - 241
Good Dog - 235
ChampRamp - 235
seiferguy - 233
Twin Cinema - 233
Laderhan - 231
Vlad Antlerkov - 228
Zakharov - 225
Everblight - 224
Carlton Banks - 224
Pander - 220
Bob Shabazz - 217
Deathlove - 211
Zen Vulgarity - 210
gleep gloop - 210
FairGame - 210
Harlock - 208
DriveC - 207
hoylemon - 206
Tadashi - 200
naginalJJ - 199
toadee - 198
Infidel Castro - 198
WienerDog - 195
Lorini - 188
Molton Boron - 184
Badfinger - 183
Pastrymancy - 182
Lumpy - 177
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 175
tinstaach - 173
Janana - 158
Tony Phillips - 157
JoeRules - 155
Antifreeze Head - 151
Jumba - 151
IcePhoenix - 148
Monicro - 140
Bumming your scene - 139
tarlibone - 136
Doctafun - 129
MrChips - 117
lloyol - 112
Great White Hope - 102
Alfred P. Pseudonym - 99
ALFbrot - 97
LeftistMuslimObama - 77
Alan Trammell / Chilly McFreeze - 75
Politicalrancor - 64
Rand alPaul - 51
Chris James 2 - 47
Bobert51 - 46
R.D. Mangles - 20
vegeta dentata - 19
TUS - 13


Q14: MLB 2014: Year of the ___________.







Answers soon...

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
All of those answers are amazing. I am laughing so hard.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
Question 14: MLB 2014: Year of the ___________.

Tommy John/Torn UCL/Dr. James Andrews - 23
Monicro
FairGame
WienerDog
Doctafun
Janana
Bumming your scene
Abel Wingnut
Antifreeze Head
MrChips
The Midniter
Juan Berenguer
Lumpy
Carlton Banks
naginalJJ
Alan Trammell / Chilly McFreeze
Pastrymancy
Juxta
Twin Cinema
Chilihead
hoylemon
CFBalla
Molton Boron
Bobert51

Jeter - 16
Laderhan
Traxis
Ktik
DriveC
GoatSeeGuy ("Derek Jeter gift basket giveaway Tour"
gleep gloop
tarlibone
Vlad Antlerkov
Jumba
Senf
Infidel Castro
Zodiac5000
Good Dog
tinstaach
The Pussy Boss
Badfinger

Replay - 4
Everblight
Lorini
Tadashi
Scriblerus

Re2pect - 2
DannoMack
JoeRules

Non-Dinger - 2
Zakharov
Zen Vulgarity

Pitcher - 2
seiferguy
Pander

Kershaw - 2
Alfred P. Pseudonym
KYOON GRIFFEY JR

BLACK SHEEP:

????? - toadee
Ugly Beard - Accident Underwater
Tigers Getting Swept by the Giants Again - Great White Hope
Jesus Montero - Tony Phillips
Toronto Blue Jays - lloyol
HEY GUYS, GUYS! LEGOLAS PUNCHED THE poo poo OUT OF JUSTIN BEIBER! - TUS
Baseball - Politicalrancor
Brewers - LeftistMuslimObama
Frederick Alfred "Rick" Porcello III - Rand alPaul
Death of the A-Rod - Chris James 2
Framed Pitch - R.D. Mangles
No good horrible very bad rule comprehension - IcePhoenix
Endless Phillies schadenfreude - vegeta dentata
Texas Rangers Disabled List - Mr. Fix It
The Cuban - Salvor_Hardin
Crushing Disappointment (same as 1880-2013) - ALFbrot
Cubs (Every year is the year of the Cubs) - Deathlove
Intentional HBP - Zapplez
Bartolo Colon Batting Face - Bob Shabazz
Cost Certainty - Harlock
Trout - ChampRamp

Xenophon fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Aug 8, 2014

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Xenophon posted:

Tigers Getting Swept by the Giants Again - Great White Hope

:qq:

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
Scores after question 14:

Juan Berenguer - 323
Senf - 316
Abel Wingnut - 307
Juxta - 301
The Midniter - 296
GoatSeeGuy - 294
Chilihead - 292
Zapplez - 292
CFBalla - 292
The Pussy Boss - 286
Traxis - 282
Salvor_Hardin - 270
Zodiac5000 - 268
Ktik - 265
Accident Underwater - 263
Mr. Fix It - 261
Scriblerus - 259
Twin Cinema - 256
Good Dog - 251
Laderhan - 247
Carlton Banks - 247
Vlad Antlerkov - 244
DannoMack - 243
ChampRamp - 236
seiferguy - 235
FairGame - 233
hoylemon - 229
Everblight - 228
Zakharov - 227
gleep gloop - 226
DriveC - 223
naginalJJ - 222
Pander - 222
WienerDog - 218
Bob Shabazz - 218
Infidel Castro - 214
Zen Vulgarity - 212
Deathlove - 212
Harlock - 209
Molton Boron - 207
Pastrymancy - 205
Tadashi - 204
Lumpy - 200
toadee - 199
Badfinger - 199
Lorini - 192
tinstaach - 189
Janana - 181
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 177
Antifreeze Head - 174
Jumba - 167
Monicro - 163
Bumming your scene - 162
Tony Phillips - 158
JoeRules - 157
Doctafun - 152
tarlibone - 152
IcePhoenix - 149
MrChips - 140
lloyol - 113
Great White Hope - 103
Alfred P. Pseudonym - 101
Alan Trammell / Chilly McFreeze - 98
ALFbrot - 98
LeftistMuslimObama - 78
Bobert51 - 69
Politicalrancor - 65
Rand alPaul - 52
Chris James 2 - 48
R.D. Mangles - 21
vegeta dentata - 20
TUS - 14

Our winner this time around is Juan Berenguer, but it was close the whole way through!

If you have possible questions for future sheep games, please email them to sassheepgame@gmail.com and I'll do my best to incorporate them next time around!

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

I've done a few of these now and without a doubt the Bud Selig question was the best question of all.

Tons of fun as always!

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Xenophon posted:

Endless Phillies schadenfreude - vegeta dentata

No, that's every year

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

IcePhoenix posted:

Would a FatHead be ok

Hey buddy

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Thanks, Xenophon. These are always fun.

CFBalla
Sep 16, 2009

Yeah, I just made that shot. :smug:
Thanks again for running this. I always enjoy this game and the answers goons come up with are hilarious.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


I'm disappointed that I didn't put Jack White for the new face of baseball

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

zakharov posted:

Hey buddy

Does he still watch you poop?

Juxta
Sep 2, 2002
4th place first sheep game! Would've been first if I didn't burn an answer on Josh Hamilton.

WienerDog
Apr 8, 2007
Resident Rocking Dachshund
Ahahaha, That was fun. Thanks for running this Xenophon.

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
Thank you for doing this, Xenophon. The answers to the Selig question might be the best any of the sheep games have produced.

Juan Berenguer
Feb 21, 2006
I tried too hard and won. I am actually the biggest loser.

Badfinger
Dec 16, 2004

Timeouts?!

We'll take care of that.

Juan Berenguer posted:

I tried too hard and won. I am actually the biggest loser.

But in your generosity, we have actually all won in your stead.

Senf
Nov 12, 2006

Noooo so close :smith:

Thanks for doing this again! Just got home and ran through the whole thing and yeah, still owns.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Man I felt like I was gonna do a lot better than I really did :smith:

Thanks for doing this as usual!

TUS
Feb 19, 2003

I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.


I believe that's 3 time black sheep... uh... winner?

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

As always, thanks for doing this. They're so much fun.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

ALFbrot posted:

p.s. Google Shohei Otani you nerds

Dude is OPSing .791

Also he throws 100 mph and has over 10 k/9

Yessss my friend

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

zakharov posted:

Hey buddy

Sup no home run buddy

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

I keep getting worse at this every time we do it.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
I'm disappointed in myself. I was shooting for straight aces. I'd rather be funny than successful. That is why I am a Milwaukee Brewers relief pitcher.

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

This was awesome. Thanks for doing it, I'll definitely be playing future editions.


The Death by Josh Hamilton answer was easily the best of the entire game.

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Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


This was a fun read. I wanted to enter, but couldn't think of answers for half of the questions. I was gonna suggest a hot, sticky orgy with Gary Bettman, David Stern, and Roger Goodell for Selig's parting gift.

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