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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

you can't love a dead man

YOU cant :colbert:

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




yep

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
he committed suicide just before the release of his sickest album iphone 5. stuff of legends

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i cant belieb before he dropped that album that he was like "this was the poo poo i had been working up to my whole life" and then *plop* out comes the skinny jeans version of an iphone four

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
*plop* indeed, it was a computer!!

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




echi what sort of iPhone 5s do you have? :smugmrgw:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
5s older and less tall edition

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




slower and smaller capacity

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


the 20 foot iphone 12

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

slower and smaller capacity

the earth has been around for like 6 billion years and my phone is like 3 years older than everyone elses

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




echinopsis posted:

the earth has been around for like 6 billion years and my phone is like 3 years older than everyone elses

another great and insightful comparison :smugmrgw:

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


i dunno it kind of did it for me

Kathleen
Feb 26, 2013

Grimey Drawer
he was a good man who made greatt contributions to mankind. i cried in my girlfriends arms when i heard that he died. yep.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
welcum back, op.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
for me, the biggest mystery about Steve jobs is why he hated buttons so much

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
they reminded him of webos

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

they reminded him of webos

oooooooOOOOOOOOOO

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

they reminded him of webos

I guess I wouldn't always want to be reminded of things that were better than the stuff I made either

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Valeyard posted:

His family released a statement saying that he "died peacefully".[268][269] His sister, Mona Simpson, described his passing thus: "Steve’s final words, hours earlier, were monosyllables, repeated three times. Before embarking, he’d looked at his sister Patty, then for a long time at his children, then at his life’s partner, Laurene, and then over their shoulders past them. Steve’s final words were: OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW." He then lost consciousness and died several hours later.[181]

it is so cool that steve jobss sister is the star of one of the best simpsons episodes ever

hes that loving good

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
mona simpsons husband was called richard appel

richard goddamnn lowtax APPEL

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

rotor posted:

for me, the biggest mystery about Steve jobs is why he hated buttons so much

why have something simple like a button when you can have something complicated expensive and prone to breakage instead?

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

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steve jobs seemed like a bad person

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


vapid cutlery posted:

steve jobs seemed like a bad person

He was actually a good person.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




well I'm convinced

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Citizen Tayne posted:

He was actually a good person.

agreed op

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

well I'm convinced

Trashman
Sep 11, 2000

You trash eating stink bag!
Fun Shoe

Valeyard posted:

chinese children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryX5vL1psSo

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


We're in the midst of a YOSPOS golden age, ladies and gentlemen.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Citizen Tayne posted:

We're in the midst of a YOSPOS golden age, ladies and gentlemen.
it's more of a golden shower really.

Mr. Glass
May 1, 2009
my name isn't steve nor is "steve" anywhere on my business card. why does the op assume i have a steve job and, furthermore, that i love it?

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Mr. Glass posted:

my name isn't steve nor is "steve" anywhere on my business card. why does the op assume i have a steve job and, furthermore, that i love it?

this is one of the worst posts I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of posts

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


lol

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

Valeyard posted:

Steve Jobs killed my wife in 2009 when he got a new liver. My wife was supposed to get that liver...

all he actually did was set up official residence in the state with the shortest waiting list, HTH

echinopsis posted:

5s older and less tall edition

echi has the iPhone 4 or 4S or whatever

edit: I can't wait for Tim Cook Presents Steve Jobs' Macintosh Operating System OS X 10.10 'Yoze Mite' feat. Craig 'Hair Force One' Federighighgighi

edit 2: we can thank Steven Paul Jobs for making computers suck a little less, which makes him way better than Billy "G" Gates

Doc Block fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Aug 4, 2014

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




rotor posted:

I've seen a lot of posts

lol rotor is old

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

lol rotor is old

bring back rule whatever that one was

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

and the one about crabs. i need an executive ruling on crabs' status as rocks with/without food inside

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Sagebrush posted:

and the one about crabs. i need an executive ruling on crabs' status as rocks with/without food inside
that was clams you dummy

crabs is, uh, spiky hockey pucks with legs?? and food inside

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