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yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012


I've been working in a high-level position in a prominent computer company based in the US for a few years now, and I thought I'd share my latest product idea that'll be hitting the shelves this Winter [Just in time for the Holidays!]. It's called bunk computers, and it's two computers stacked on top of each other. One person could use both computers, or one person could use one and another person could use the other one. We're all really excited about this idea, and I'll be sure to make up a discount code for 'Possers on release ;)

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yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012


Legally I can't tell you which company it is that I'm currently working for but when they put out a press release for bunk computers I'm going to tell them to put YosPos memes and jokes in it, such as pictures of bill cosby and the adventure time .gif with the deer hands, so keep an eye out for that.

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012


From the upcoming product page FAQ:

Q. Will I be able to use my bunk computers in a horizontal configuration?
A. No

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012




Grimey Drawer

no they will not posted:

From the upcoming product page FAQ:

Q. Will I be able to use my bunk computers in a horizontal configuration?
A. No

Can I have enough Bunk Computer stacked vertically in such a way I can have it be a virtual wife?

She can be taller than me and cuck me with computer studs on the screen

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012


Valeyard posted:

Can I have enough Bunk Computer stacked vertically in such a way I can have it be a virtual wife?

She can be taller than me and cuck me with computer studs on the screen

I don't really understand what you're asking for, but if you're saying what I think you're saying I'm pretty sure a regular computer positioned just above head-height would do what you want.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

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Apr 18, 2007

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bunk thread

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012



Hello.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012




Grimey Drawer

no they will not posted:

I don't really understand what you're asking for, but if you're saying what I think you're saying I'm pretty sure a regular computer positioned just above head-height would do what you want.

Oop's how embarrassing, I misunderstood the OP!

Metrication
Dec 11, 2010

Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".


how are two imacs stacked on top of each other without falling down ?

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012




Grimey Drawer

Metrication posted:

how are two imacs stacked on top of each other without falling down ?

verrrrrry carefully hehe

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010


thought this had something to do with the detective from the Wire, am very disappointed now...

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012


Metrication posted:

how are two imacs stacked on top of each other without falling down ?

That's obviously company secrets... buy some stock and maybe I'll let you know ;)

ArcadianGoose
Oct 25, 2013



I'm pumped for this. Where can I back this kickstarter?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


no they will not posted:

That's obviously company secrets... buy some stock and maybe I'll let you know ;)

how can we buy the stock fi you wont tell us what company it is ????>??????????????

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Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx


With bunk computers, you can fit twice as many computers into a computer lab. Very efficient.

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

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how is this different from kapton-taping two Raspberry Pi's together?????

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Hello, gOm. I work at Firm and I am one-upping your idea by making what I call the Quad Bunk. It is 4 computers, or you might even called them a Double Bunk or perhaps a Triple Bunk if you think about it. They are selling like hot cakes, or at least they will when we start selling them, on the day before Winter.

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Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW


sounds like a great idea, but please dont share it with ur fyad friend "top bunk wanker"

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