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Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
load the bases and let's have a walk-off wild patch, hit-by-pitch, or walk please

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Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
Oh my god, he somehow didn't walk in the winning run.

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
Hahaha, thank god that the infield fly rule doesn't apply to popped bunts.

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
Literally swept by the Padres, let us make it a trifecta and get swept by the Mariners.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Kruk is garbage

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

R.D. Mangles posted:

Kruk is garbage

Water is wet
Cubs are garbage

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


papi bomb

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Nice OP

Squall posted:

Literally swept by the Padres, let us make it a trifecta and get swept by the Mariners.

Quoting this cause I am down

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


is there a baseball law that says all yankees-red sox games have to be nine hours long

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
Brett Gardner Owns

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


that rear end in a top hat with the green ortiz jersey gleefully parading around with the gardner ding ball

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Gardener really is a better, cheaper, version of Ellsbury.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


:stare:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i don't like espn's horribly focus-group birthed edm bumper music or mark teixera's dumb face

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
stop diving into first

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


gritty hustle dirty uniform plays game the right way

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Clay Buchholz owns.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the jeter dam has broken

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
Man, I remember when yanks/sox series in august needed their own megathreads. 8-7 game in the 9th like this would be averaging 2 minutes per page. Makes sense why that's no longer since both teams suck, but still

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


RASHIBA WALLACE posted:

Man, I remember when yanks/sox series in august needed their own megathreads. 8-7 game in the 9th like this would be averaging 2 minutes per page. Makes sense why that's no longer since both teams suck, but still

I think Twitter killed the GDT.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

kensei posted:

I think Twitter killed the GDT. SAS

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

kensei posted:

Twitter killed the GDT.

Mods, please change the thread title to this.

Monday, August 4
Chapter 2: The word of the day is: Escalating


National Broadcasts Today
  • Mon, Aug 4 - 12:10 pm - San Francisco Giants at New York Mets - MLBN
  • Mon, Aug 4 - 7:05 pm - Detroit Tigers at New York Yankees - ESPN

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Gardener really is a better, cheaper, version of Ellsbury.

It's kind of funny how much Ellsbury is paid compared to Gardner

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Why is there a noon Mets game on a Monday?

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Oh wow that just barely got out

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Harlock posted:

Why is there a noon Mets game on a Monday?

Who the gently caress is going to that

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
Probably a 50/50 chance David Wright gets thrown out during the commercial break here. That's a rough strike 3 call.

WienerDog
Apr 8, 2007
Resident Rocking Dachshund

Harlock posted:

Why is there a noon Mets game on a Monday?

Meanwhile, it's a Civic holiday here in Ontario. Most people in Toronto don't have to go to work.

Jays have a scheduled off day. :ughh:

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
I love everything about hunter pence

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Gregor Blanco with an impressive at-bat.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
That should count as an RBI for Posey.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Good Dog posted:

I love everything about hunter pence

This, plus I'm glad Hudson doesn't have to take the loss.

Ambassador of Funk fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Aug 4, 2014

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
All that and the Giants only score one run.

Somehow, I can't say I'm surprised.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

All that and the Giants only score one run.

Somehow, I can't say I'm surprised.

Belt's AB had to be one of the worst I've ever seen.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

He's only had a handful of ABs but I dunno if Matt Duffy is ready for the big leagues

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Panda saves us from extra innings! (hopefully)

The Pussy Boss posted:

He's only had a handful of ABs but I dunno if Matt Duffy is ready for the big leagues

Still better than Uggla was.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Yay Sandoval!

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
Chris Davis TOOTBLAN. Yaaaaay.........

riht
Dec 13, 2004

i knew u were trouble when u tossed int

goobernoodles posted:

Chris Davis TOOTBLAN. Yaaaaay.........

What happened? I missed it.

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LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Nice play by Asdrubal

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