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i am he

i've hacked into the mainframe. i've connected my brain up to the supercomputer's processors. my brain is now augmented. my senses, heightened. now i can hear dog whistles, and the cell phone ring tones that teens use because adults cant usually hear them.

# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:18

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 06:15

i am he

im a hacker, welcome to my world. the world of millions and billions of bits all being shot around the internet at incredibly high speeds. most people are intimidated by it, but me? well its my life, im a hacker.

# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:20

R-Types Nephew

i'm a sucker for hacking ha ha .. love it

# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:21

R-Types Nephew

i get in there. .click clack ya feel me. typin around. ..ha ha. *shrugs* I Just Love it

# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:22

bacalou

i can fry you from here man

# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:22

R-Types Nephew

i sit and i look at my computer and i just sit there for a second and then BAm. I'm hackin baby

# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:23

i am he

my mom tells me i should get some other hobbies, maybe make some friends in the real world. im just not happy doing anything, besides hacking.

# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:24

GoodbyeTurtles

it takes me only 4 seconds to jack into the average joes mainframe, decrypt all of their files and steal all of their kilobits, but they won't even know because i'm inside the code

# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:27

bacalou

I could fry the pentagon if I rally wanted but it would take until 2 am if i started now and its important for elite hackers like myself to get eigth hours of sleep on a consistent schedulet o maintain high brain function

# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:29

R-Types Nephew

My dad used to say the Same drat Thing but ever since I hacked his rear end he shut the hell up ha ha . Love my dad though. Didn't feel good hacking my own dad but hey...gotta get paid

# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:30

i am he

dont knock it until you try it. i know its got a bad rap, but look a little closer and you might be surprised by what you see. hey, at the very least, it'll get you laid.

# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:34

Pro Target

If youve got a fat pipe, chances are its carried my illegal packets. If you're jacked into the motherline, chances are ive used you as an ICEbreaker to enter the strongest systems. if you are classified Zeta-Zeta, chances are im in your system as we speak.

# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:42

beer pal

i wish i was a borg

# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:44

bacalou

Hey man just wait until you cause your first heartbleed then you're hooked and can't stop. I've been on a permanent adrenaline high since my O G hack and I'm only getting better.

# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:46

Sub Harrison

This post can only be read by those with augmented eyes.

# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:49

R-Types Nephew

Pro Target posted:

If youve got a fat pipe, chances are its carried my illegal packets. If you're jacked into the motherline, chances are ive used you as an ICEbreaker to enter the strongest systems. if you are classified Zeta-Zeta, chances are im in your system as we speak.

is. ..is that you Serj? /is it really u bro

# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:49

Afro Doug

me irl

# ? Aug 3, 2014 22:50

beer pal

you heard of the NSA? theyre chumps, compared to me. ive got all your data at my fingertips. news talker: facebook knows everythign about you. me: ME TOO. i dont need to bug your apartment, i'll just hack your blender. ill hack your stove. ill hack your curling iron. im everywhere.

# ? Aug 3, 2014 23:02

R-Types Nephew

hacking is like.. man . it's like.. *makes a circle with thumb and index finger and blows a little puff of air through it* Ya Feel Me

# ? Aug 3, 2014 23:05

vapoursquid: none other

this looks like unix. I can hack it

# ? Aug 3, 2014 23:14

City of Glompton

i read neuromancer three times and bought a leather duster from goodwill. after that i was able to haxx0r my neighbor's wifi pw, 123456

it was epic, who knows what i'll do next.

# ? Aug 3, 2014 23:17

WindmillSlayer

First, we give LSD to dolphins and girls. Didnt work. Too many handjobs. Give me the LSD> I'll hack the brains of the american people. I will hack minds. I will hack souls. I will make them think things and they will think they thought the thoughts I make them think. The zeitgeist is real, and it will be mine to command.

# ? Aug 3, 2014 23:17

the unabonger

*pulls keyboard closer, cracks knuckles* lets get this hacking started...

# ? Aug 3, 2014 23:45

GoodbyeTurtles

i'm finished...i cant hack anymore... i've got carpal tunnel that no ergonomic mouse pad can cure..

# ? Aug 3, 2014 23:56

treasure bear

hey welcome into my hacking command center

yeah i know it's kinda a mess right now but this is where the magic happens, watch out for cables

i've got all the latest gear, quad 256k modems, black market ram terminals, megahurtz cpus you name it

so what was it you wanted? hacking the mainframe?

# ? Aug 3, 2014 23:57

City of Glompton

Cumt posted:

hey welcome into my hacking command center

yeah i know it's kinda a mess right now but this is where the magic happens, watch out for cables

i've got all the latest gear, quad 256k modems, black market ram terminals, megahurtz cpus you name it

so what was it you wanted? hacking the mainframe?

give me all your mtn. dew and no one gets hurt

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:20

arghfist

I squirt my DNA into the hypercube...

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:22

cuntman.net

i spend a lot of time thinking about hacking. i think about hacking when i eat. when i sleep i dream of hacking. i hack my bed. i hack my food

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:51

beer pal

i put a tablet in a ziploc so i can hack in the shower

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:52

dogcrash truther

beer pal posted:

i put a tablet in a ziploc so i can hack in the shower

life...hacked

# ? Aug 4, 2014 01:01

treasure bear

Siluvayne posted:

give me all your mtn. dew and no one gets hurt

lol if you think i didnt drink it already

# ? Aug 4, 2014 01:10

City of Glompton

Cumt posted:

lol if you think i didnt drink it already

gdammit well what aoubt your snack reserves nerd? give me all ur cool ranch doritos or I will turn off the power to this bitch *looks knowingly at the breaker panel in cumts basement*

# ? Aug 4, 2014 01:19

vapoursquid: none other

good lifehack: be a hacker

# ? Aug 4, 2014 01:20

i am he

a lot of people argue about whether hacking is a science, or something else. hell, i look at all these little lines of code, these packets swirling about, all coming together in perfect harmony during my hacks, and i think "this is art man, plain and simple"

# ? Aug 4, 2014 01:21

treasure bear

Siluvayne posted:

gdammit well what aoubt your snack reserves nerd? give me all ur cool ranch doritos or I will turn off the power to this bitch *looks knowingly at the breaker panel in cumts basement*

battery backup

you are in my domain

you cannot win

# ? Aug 4, 2014 01:22