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ahh yes an open forum on cool strats for 'nating. my personal favorite is the pocket pisser. just cut a hole inside your pocket and then when you have to pee, just stand next to a trash can and aim out your pocket, so you're getting it right inside the trash can.
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another cool strat is the cups a plenty. you gotta wear pants for this one as well. just put a teacup under the lower part of the leg hole of one of your legs and then step your other foot up (briefcase, step, etc.). piss down the pant leg that's on the ground and if you're quick enough and your leg is straight enough the piss should run into the cup without too much soakage.
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Aug 4, 2014 06:18
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the next on my list is the hose holiday. this is one of my less-preferred methods so keep it in reserve for emergencies only. You need to have a water hose or at least a bucket of water. exclaim "Boy is this a hot day! I want to just COOL OFF FOR THE HOLIDAY" and as you say this start pouring water on your crotch. Just let your piss go at the same time. No one should notice because your pants are getting soaked by normal water anyway.
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Aug 4, 2014 06:25
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the next one I discovered while cleaning windows. You need a sponge or a rag for this one. Just stand facing the window and make sure no one's on the other side. Just piss right on the window and start wiping it. Be sure to exclaim "I sure hope the SMELL OF AMMONIA CLEANER is not disturbing anyone" if someone passes behind you. e: it's called the "WINDOW WASHER'S DELIGHT" btw
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Aug 4, 2014 06:29
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probably my least favorite strat is the trickle torture. I call it that because it's unpleasant. This is where you cannot risk any piss whatsoever getting out of your clothing so you just piss a little bit and hold the rest until it dries and then piss again. Works best when it's hot, dry, and windy. May make you smell funny.
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Aug 4, 2014 06:32
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