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Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya

Biscuit Hider

You are proclaimed guilty of making a videogame with the shoot and jump buttons switched. What do you have to say for yourself you monster? Can you even justify your crime?

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Doctor Goat
Jan 21, 2005

Where does it hurt?


i jump myself before the cops come for me

wait gently caress

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

I may not be as cute as the other girls, but I'm the best at arm wrestling!


Doctor Goat posted:

i jump myself before the cops come for me

wait gently caress

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

DAMN, THAT MUST BE KOOPA. I'M SURE IT'S ALSO HIM WHO'S TAKEN THE PRINCESS AWAY. OK, LET'S GO GET HIM TOGETHER!


Pillbug

Doctor Goat posted:

i jump myself before the cops come for me

wait gently caress

Jackfruit
Apr 27, 2006

dem bones dem bones gonna walk around


You little shits are lucky you can jump and shoot in the same game.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012



Doctor Goat posted:

i jump myself before the cops come for me

wait gently caress

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014



Gimbal lock posted:

You are proclaimed guilty of making a videogame with the shoot and jump buttons switched. What do you have to say for yourself you monster? Can you even justify your crime?

gently caress you coppers you'll never take me alive

*shoots self in foot trying to jump*

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya

Biscuit Hider

Y'all doing a good job of killing yourselves and I'm proud of you because that's all you deserve, ya button-switching bagels

Elijah.
Feb 11, 2007

all of your troubles are dead and gone~


Doctor Goat posted:

i jump myself before the cops come for me

wait gently caress

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007



Doctor Goat posted:

i jump myself before the cops come for me

wait gently caress

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008



Doctor Goat posted:

i jump myself before the cops cum for me

wait gently caress

sesame_samuel_
Dec 24, 2012



Pork Pro

Gimbal lock posted:

You are proclaimed guilty of making a videogame with the shoot and jump buttons switched. What do you have to say for yourself you monster? Can you even justify your crime?
*backs out of dialogue on accident*

metricchip
Jul 16, 2014



I present games that use up to jump instead of face buttons as exhibit A.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010



Doctor Goat posted:

i jump myself before the cops come for me

wait gently caress

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012



at least i'll get off with a lighter sentence than the guy who switched the cancel and accept buttons on rpgs

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012



I'm guilty of much worse. I swapped the function of the O and X buttons in Japan.

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya

Biscuit Hider

metricchip posted:

I present games that use up to jump instead of face buttons as exhibit A.

We pinned this on the Wand of Gameleon / Faces of Evil guy, but it ended up getting acquitted. Guy managed to convince the dumb jury that the game was simply ahead of the hardware and it was NEC's fault for not providing enough face buttons. The same argument didn't work twice though, he ultimately got caught using the same button for "use inventory item" and "inventory menu", switching between the two while ducking. He was also pinned for unacceptable loading times.

It's a good thing. Had he walked, the media would have been all over our asses. It's not a crime to have weak-rear end unsatisfying bomb explosions, nor is it to have an extremely gay looking sword-swing attack that makes Link look like a giant homo. That doesn't make it right though; Someone had to be held accountable.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

I may not be as cute as the other girls, but I'm the best at arm wrestling!


Gimbal lock posted:

We pinned this on the Wand of Gameleon / Faces of Evil guy, but it ended up getting acquitted. Guy managed to convince the dumb jury that the game was simply ahead of the hardware and it was NEC's fault for not providing enough face buttons. The same argument didn't work twice though, he ultimately got caught using the same button for "use inventory item" and "inventory menu", switching between the two while ducking. He was also pinned for unacceptable loading times.

It's a good thing. Had he walked, the media would have been all over our asses. It's not a crime to have weak-rear end unsatisfying bomb explosions, nor is it to have an extremely gay looking sword-swing attack that makes Link look like a giant homo. That doesn't make it right though; Someone had to be held accountable.
i think you're stretching this joke way too thin

01011001
Dec 26, 2012



thread should have been closed after post 1 and a few replies tbh it was not gonna get better from there

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Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya

Biscuit Hider

This is true

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