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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

I may not be as cute as the other girls, but I'm the best at arm wrestling!


Doctor Goat posted:

i jump myself before the cops come for me

wait gently caress

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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

I may not be as cute as the other girls, but I'm the best at arm wrestling!


Gimbal lock posted:

We pinned this on the Wand of Gameleon / Faces of Evil guy, but it ended up getting acquitted. Guy managed to convince the dumb jury that the game was simply ahead of the hardware and it was NEC's fault for not providing enough face buttons. The same argument didn't work twice though, he ultimately got caught using the same button for "use inventory item" and "inventory menu", switching between the two while ducking. He was also pinned for unacceptable loading times.

It's a good thing. Had he walked, the media would have been all over our asses. It's not a crime to have weak-rear end unsatisfying bomb explosions, nor is it to have an extremely gay looking sword-swing attack that makes Link look like a giant homo. That doesn't make it right though; Someone had to be held accountable.
i think you're stretching this joke way too thin

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