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PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL






They say even the Almighty can't stand up to multiple opponents at once. But what if they're polite enough to come in one at a time?

Representing possibly the gayest Skype conversation in history: Wolery as Zaamassal, Gaspar, and Joal!

Their opponents, most certainly not from an infamous voice-controlled horror game, Tollymain as Almighty Karin and Jager!

This game will use Special Actions and Tag Teams!









This one's going to be a mess, so commentators are welcome and encouraged!

Can a girl and her super-powered typhoon dog defeat three different assailants? Let's find out!

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Beat 1



Discard 1: Sinuous Burst
Discard 2: Warped Paradigm Shift
Finisher: Open the Gate
Paradigm: None



Discard 1: Recursive Tag
Discard 2: Instanced Shot
Finisher: Inception



Discard 1: Dual Wield Tag
Discard 2: Slayer's Binding Knife
Finisher: Neutralizer
Stockpile: Grasp, Hand Cannon, Knuckle, Runeblade





Discard 1: Full Moon Roll
Discard 2: Coordinated Slam
Finisher: Lunar Cross

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Reveal:




Zaamassal has priority!

Start of Beat:
No Start of Beat effects.

Zaamassal, Before Activating:

Zaamassal advances 2 spaces, and is not hit for the rest of the beat!

Zaamassal, After Activating:

Zaamassal assumes the Paradigm of Haste!

Karin & Jager, Before Activating:

Karin advances 1 space! Jager advances 2 spaces!

Karin & Jager, Activate:

Dual Rush misses due to Tag's effect!

End of Beat:

Jager advances 1! Zaamassal loses 2 life!

Recycle:

Karin & Jager regain Coordinated Slam!


Zaamassal regains Warped Paradigm Shift!


Zaamassal tags out for Joal!

PMush Perfect fucked around with this message at Aug 7, 2014 around 23:34

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Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAZXVv7azKA

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




Zaamassal: Move 1-4 spaces, and choose whether or not to assume the Paradigm of Haste!

TheCog
Jul 30, 2012

I AM ZEPA AND I CLAIM THESE LANDS BY RIGHT OF CONQUEST


How many special action cards does each player get? As in, is it one per character or one per fighter?

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK


I advance 1 with Urgent and then 1 more with Tag!

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




GMarshal posted:

How many special action cards does each player get? As in, is it one per character or one per fighter?
One per player, and you get one back when a character dies, by the official tag rules. We'll see how that works out.

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




Beat 2



Discard 1: Urgent Tag
Discard 2: Sinuous Burst
Finisher: Open the Gate
Paradigm: Paradigm of Haste



Discard 1: Recursive Tag
Discard 2: Instanced Shot
Finisher: Inception



Discard 1: Dual Wield Tag
Discard 2: Slayer's Binding Knife
Finisher: Neutralizer
Stockpile: Grasp, Hand Cannon, Knuckle, Runeblade





Discard 1: Dual Rush
Discard 2: Full Moon Roll
Finisher: Lunar Cross

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Reveal:




Start of Beat:

Joal advances 1 space!

Karin & Jager, Activating:

Howling Slam (0~1, from Jager) is out of range!

Joal, Activating:

Cutthroat Strike hits! Karin takes 4 damage!
Karin's Stun Immunity prevents stunning!

End of Beat:

Jager advances 1 space! Joal loses 1 life!

Recycle:

Karin & Jager regain Full Moon Roll!


Joal regains Slayer's Binding Knife!

PMush Perfect fucked around with this message at Aug 7, 2014 around 23:34

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK


I select pet the doggie!

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




Joal, choose where to move!

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK


I will advance 1!

If anyone has a video handy where an anime samurai rushes past someone and cuts them so fast they don't even know they've been cut, feel free to post it at this most appropriate juncture.

Spincut
Jan 14, 2008

Oh! OSHA gonna make you serve time!
'Cause you an occupational hazard tonight.


Wolery posted:

I will advance 1!

If anyone has a video handy where an anime samurai rushes past someone and cuts them so fast they don't even know they've been cut, feel free to post it at this most appropriate juncture.

So, like...any anime ever made, basically?

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK


I don't watch anime send help

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!


look at this fool who doesn't watch the animes

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




Wolery posted:

If anyone has a video handy where an anime samurai rushes past someone and cuts them so fast they don't even know they've been cut, feel free to post it at this most appropriate juncture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qza-E8xOX0

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




Karin, move Jager up to 2 spaces!

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!


Put Jager in the same space as Karin

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




Beat 3



Discard 1: Urgent Tag
Discard 2: Sinuous Burst
Finisher: Open the Gate
Paradigm: Paradigm of Haste



Discard 1: Recursive Tag
Discard 2: Instanced Shot
Finisher: Inception



Discard 1: Cutthroat Strike
Discard 2: Dual Wield Tag
Finisher: Neutralizer
Stockpile: Grasp, Hand Cannon, Knuckle, Runeblade





Discard 1: Howling Slam
Discard 2: Dual Rush
Finisher: Lunar Cross

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Reveal:




Start of Beat:

Karin retreats 1 space!

Karin & Jager, Activating:

Joal takes 4 damage!
Joal's Stun Guard 4 protects him from stunning!

Joal, Activating:

Karin takes 4 damage!
Karin's Stun Guard 4 protects her from stunning!

End of Beat:

Jager advances 1 space! Joal loses 2 life.

Recycle:

Karin & Jager regain Dual Rush!


Joal regains Dual Wield Tag!

PMush Perfect fucked around with this message at Aug 7, 2014 around 23:33

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!


Retreat 1, end of beat move Jager into Joal's space.

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




Beat 4



Discard 1: Urgent Tag
Discard 2: Sinuous Burst
Finisher: Open the Gate
Paradigm: Paradigm of Haste



Discard 1: Recursive Tag
Discard 2: Instanced Shot
Finisher: Inception



Discard 1: Warded Shot
Discard 2: Cutthroat Strike
Finisher: Neutralizer
Stockpile: Grasp, Hand Cannon, Knuckle, Runeblade





Discard 1: Coordinated Blaster
Discard 2: Howling Slam
Finisher: Lunar Cross

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Reveal:




Special Action:





Joal uses Pulse! The board has been rearranged!

Recycle:

Karin & Jager have regained Howling Slam!


Tag returns to Joal's hand!

PMush Perfect fucked around with this message at Aug 7, 2014 around 23:33

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




Beat 4-2



Discard 1: Urgent Tag
Discard 2: Sinuous Burst
Finisher: Open the Gate
Paradigm: Paradigm of Haste



Discard 1: Recursive Tag
Discard 2: Instanced Shot
Finisher: Inception



Discard 1: Warded Shot
Discard 2: Cutthroat Strike
Finisher: Neutralizer
Stockpile: Grasp, Hand Cannon, Knuckle, Runeblade





Discard 1: Dual Breaker
Discard 2: Coordinated Blaster
Finisher: Lunar Cross

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Reveal:




Karin & Jager, Before Activating:
Karin cannot swap places due to the effects of Ironstar!*

Karin & Jager, Activating:

Full Moon Rush hits! Joal takes 7 damage!
Joal's Stun Immunity protects him from stunning!

Joal, Activating:

Dual Wield Ironstar hits! Karin takes 3 damage!
Karin's Stun Guard 4 protects her from stunning!

Joal, After Activating:


Joal, Before Activating (Again):

Joal retreats 1 space!

Joal, Activating (Again):

Dual Wield Burst hits! Karin takes 2 damage!
Karin's Stun Guard 4 protects her from stunning!

End of Beat:

Jager advances 1 space!

Recycle:

Karin & Jager regain Coordinated Blaster!


Joal regains Cutthroat Strike!

* = We spent like ten minutes in the Skype chat figuring this out. Swap places counts as direct movement, which is blocked by Ironstar.

PMush Perfect fucked around with this message at Aug 7, 2014 around 23:33

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!


totally calling ironstar here

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK


Wait how did Jager get all the way over there? I mean it'd be awesome for me if he was in Karin's space, but iirc he's on the other side of the board (for now).

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




Beat 5



Discard 1: Urgent Tag
Discard 2: Sinuous Burst
Finisher: Open the Gate
Paradigm: Paradigm of Haste



Discard 1: Recursive Tag
Discard 2: Instanced Shot
Finisher: Inception



Discard 1: Dual Wield Burst
Discard 2: Warded Shot
Finisher: Neutralizer
Stockpile: Grasp, Hand Cannon, Knuckle, Runeblade





Discard 1: Full Moon Rush
Discard 2: Dual Breaker
Finisher: Lunar Cross

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Reveal:




Start of Beat:

Karin advances 1!

Karin, Activating:

Feral Slam hits! Joal takes 3 damage!
Joal's Stun Guard 5 protects him from stunning!

On Hit:

Joal is pushed 2 spaces!
Karin cannot retreat 2 spaces, she remains where she is!
Joal is in the same space as Jager and is stunned!

Joal, Activating:

Joal is stunned!

End of Beat:

Joal loses 2 life!
Karin advances 1 space!
Jager retreats 1 space!

Recycle:

Karin & Jager regain Dual Breaker!


Joal regains Warded Shot!

PMush Perfect fucked around with this message at Aug 11, 2014 around 07:36

Sefer
Sep 2, 2006
Not supposed to be here today

Poison Mushroom posted:


The total of 5 damage overcomes Karin's Stun Guard 4! Karin is stunned!


Isn't stun guard per attack, not per beat? Or am I just confusing it with how soak works?

Edit:

Yeah, from the rulebook

quote:

If a player would take damage multiple times in a
turn, Stun Guard applies separately to each one. The
player must take damage higher than his Stun Guard in a
single attack for his Stun Guard to be broken.

Sefer fucked around with this message at Aug 7, 2014 around 23:09

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




Yeah, I fixed that. My bad.

On the bright side, I made the nameplates and lifebars super pretty! They even have hotlinks to the character images!

(No seriously, go appreciate them, they took me forfuckingever to edit into all the old beats.)

PMush Perfect fucked around with this message at Aug 7, 2014 around 23:30

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.


Clapping Larry

Those are very pretty life bars.

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




Glazius posted:

Those are very pretty life bars.
Thank you.

PMush Perfect
Sep 30, 2009

MY PAPER SOLDIERS
FORM A WALL
FIVE PACES THICK
AND TWICE AS TALL




Beat 6



Discard 1: Urgent Tag
Discard 2: Sinuous Burst
Finisher: Open the Gate
Paradigm: Paradigm of Haste



Discard 1: Recursive Tag
Discard 2: Instanced Shot
Finisher: Inception



Discard 1: Relentless Strike
Discard 2: Dual Wield Burst
Finisher: Neutralizer
Stockpile: Grasp, Hand Cannon, Knuckle, Runeblade





Discard 1: Feral Slam
Discard 2: Full Moon Rush
Finisher: Lunar Cross

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PMush Perfect fucked around with this message at Aug 11, 2014 around 07:36

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Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!


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