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Has anyone said they hope the guy in the OP kills the OP for making us read this garbage yet? Because I do.
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TheJoker138 posted:Has anyone said they hope the guy in the OP kills the OP for making us read this garbage yet? Because I do. I wrote that story about it, does that count?
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Aug 6, 2014 20:27
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I blame Lowtax and his demand that there be no more low effort posts. Now were stuck with gay anecdotes about peoples' weddings and poo poo. I don't want that. I just want threads with easy to digest posts like "cuuuuuuum" or maybe a photo of a bird.
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BigBoss posted:I blame Lowtax and his demand that there be no more low effort posts. Now were stuck with gay anecdotes about peoples' weddings and poo poo. I don't want that. I just want threads with easy to digest posts like "cuuuuuuum" or maybe a photo of a bird. I could go for a good bird photo thread right about now, too.
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Aug 6, 2014 20:41
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What's with pathetic OPs thinking making up some pretend story constitutes a good thread? Why not play house, or pretend to be a ninja turtle while your at it? Maybe have yourself a little teaparty with your dollys. All of those things would be less embarrassing than literally every thread the OP has ever posted.
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Aug 6, 2014 20:43
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Kirk Johnson posted:
Any wedding that has a "grooms cake" and isn't two dudes getting married is doomed.
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Aug 6, 2014 20:48
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Kirk Johnson posted:
M'lady
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Aug 6, 2014 20:57
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OP, gonna need to see pics of you, your wife, and the guy.
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Aug 6, 2014 21:06
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wondering when these forums are finally going to just give up and go full internet, call op a beta male and bring back image macros to ask him how much he lifts, bro
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Roberto_Silencio posted:wondering when these forums are finally going to just give up and go full internet, call op a beta male and bring back image macros to ask him how much he lifts, bro lol this bitch doesn't lift
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Aug 6, 2014 21:57
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how does the OP have not a single probation on his rap sheet? this does not compute.
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Aug 6, 2014 22:05
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Waltzing Along posted:how does the OP have not a single probation on his rap sheet? Uh maybe it's because he makes quality threads??
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Aug 6, 2014 22:34
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still waiting on make/model of juicer
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Waltzing Along posted:how does the OP have not a single probation on his rap sheet? because im gay
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Aug 7, 2014 01:09
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MAKE AND MODEL GODDAMNIT
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Aug 7, 2014 01:10
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Reading this thread is like watching Ugandan kids making toys out of garbage. I like to see people having fun and admire the ingenuity but feel really sorry for what they have to work with
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Aug 7, 2014 01:12
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Hector Beerlioz posted:MAKE AND MODEL GODDAMNIT
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Cucking Mama posted:gagelion probably didn't want to cause a scene at his wedding is my guess Why not, it's his wedding. WHY SHOULDN'T HE MAKE A SCENE IF HE WANTS TO?
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Hector Beerlioz posted:MAKE AND MODEL GODDAMNIT Really, this needs to be answered.
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Aug 7, 2014 01:47
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you are such a loving coward wow I can't believe you didn't mash that fuckers face in holy poo poo your sac must look like a popped balloon how can you look yourself in the mirror and call yourself a man
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Aug 7, 2014 01:50
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P sure that dude has already hosed your wife, or, has it in his to do list(pretty much made it clear to you) so therefore you need to kill him
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Aug 7, 2014 02:17
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realtalk op the fact that you did not snap this guy's next and then make leather from his skin makes you a pussy and your wife will leave you for a better provider
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Aug 7, 2014 02:19
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sounds pretty tough posted:you are such a loving coward wow I can't believe you didn't mash that fuckers face in holy poo poo your sac must look like a popped balloon how can you look yourself in the mirror and call yourself a man Yea actually whoever wrote that original post, I am surprised that there was someone out there who thought so little of him as a man that he knew he wouldn't get punched or at least pushed if he grabbed a mans head and threatened to kill him, and on his wedding day. Wtf. I can't think of a single situation where anyone has ever thought they might get away with doing anything close to that to me. Then he asks his wife to take the guy off facebook lol. I mean people have challenged me in various ways, but this is different. It wasn't a challenge, it was a threat. That's really just hosed up. And on his wedding day. the worst thing is fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Aug 7, 2014 |
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sounds pretty tough posted:you are such a loving coward wow I can't believe you didn't mash that fuckers face in holy poo poo your sac must look like a popped balloon how can you look yourself in the mirror and call yourself a man this unironically
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Aug 7, 2014 02:22
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gently caress
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Aug 7, 2014 02:26
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piss
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Aug 7, 2014 02:27
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have sex with juicer guy then marry him. and get another juicer from your ex. then post about it on sa.
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Aug 7, 2014 02:35
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he wants to take your wife, OP. challenge him to a duel to the death at dawn!
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Aug 7, 2014 02:36
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mods plz ban op for whatever reason thanks
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Aug 7, 2014 02:57
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Aug 7, 2014 03:07
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my cursor is bigger than yours
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Aug 7, 2014 03:08
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Only 4 hilarious cucking jokes on the first page? I'm disappointed GBS. Also
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Aug 7, 2014 03:18
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I was under the impression marriage was ruined by the gays... why did you choose to get married op?
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Aug 7, 2014 03:20
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This Gagelion person's playing with you. Good story telling, though.
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Aug 7, 2014 03:30
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If you're going to lie about your life, gagelion, at least 1) be consistent and 2) make it interesting or funny. So in the space of the past year you've had the following relationship statuses: Girlfriend of 5.5 years wife of 2 years swinging bachelor complete shut in since 1999 a different long-time girlfriend of several years who you just dominated in bed And none of these were lies told to tell an interesting or funny story. Reviews are in: quote:kill yourself quote:Did you mean to post this in the "I'm a boring human being" forum? quote:quote:quote:tldr human being Why you would tell contradicting boring stories? You're like Walter Mitty, if Walter Mitty daydreamed about being a dentist, janitor, or accountant. Or rather, if he bragged to people that he was a dentist, janitor, and accountant at different times in the same conversation. Why wouldn't you tell people that YOU hosed lady gaga, or got buttraped by a lake monster, or something funny and interesting?
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Aug 7, 2014 08:14
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my life sucks i wonder what the internet thinks
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Aug 7, 2014 08:37
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I unironically read the op
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I hope this turns into a sort of "Cape Fear" kinda situation. And op is not Cady.
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