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Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Looks like we have a lot of Male and Female gamers on this forum, so if anyone here is single and looking to have a boyfriend/girlfriend just post your "stats" so to speak and some basic info like what I post below and we can decide who we want to date!



Info:

Gender: Male
Seeking: Female gamer (old school gamer and possibly jrpg fan)
Name: John Atkins
Favorite Games (3): Super Metroid, Metal Gear Solid 3, Soul Calbur (dreamcast)
Least Favorite Game: Fez
Build: 140 pounds, runner build, work out 3 times a week, huge (10 inches) penis
Highest Base Stat: Charisma
Lowest Base Stat: Dexterity
Where do you live: Lancaster, Pennsylvania in an amish bar that is dedicated solely to gameing
Age 28

Black Baby Goku fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Aug 7, 2014

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Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Endorph posted:

Info:

Gender: Thread
Seeking: Gas Chamber

somebody is scared of dating! what are you, a loving virgin? jesus

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Falsum posted:

Can we use this thread for finding scrim partners too?

this is strictly for finding dates

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
oh gently caress update what city/state you live in too, and PM me your phone number if you want to text or email me at sexhaver1974@gmail.com

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
no behind the back selfies PLEASE!

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Liquid Penguins posted:

I live in the LA area and am interested in doing erotic gaming rps in the bedroom. Please contact me if interested, all genders welcome. Serious inquiries only.

please follow the correct format listed in the OP

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Borsche69 posted:

Info:

Sex: Yes Please!!
Seeking: You know me! I love tha redheads!
Name: Alex
Favorite Games (3): Civilization 4, Mortal Kombat, Super Smash Bros, Quake 2
Least Favorite Game: Dark Souls
Build: 280lbs, strong as hell
Highest Base Stat: Intelligence
Lowest Base Stat: Luck (I've never had a girlfriend)
Where do you live: Maryland

Hit me up!

for intelligence you sure as hell can't follow the rules now can you

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
ladies, Alex is a clown... don't even bother

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Widestancer posted:

Encounter Review:

ROB



The Good

Stayed up all night gaming, had more than enough stamina to keep me going as well as long as I played along with Gyromite. This blending of gaming and pleasure was exquisite.

The Bad

Didn't want to play anything except Gyromite; I can see this being a fling but I'm not sure about long term.

Final Verdict

If you're looking for a quick pick me up, ROB's your Operating Buddy of choice. He might not be Mr. Right, but he IS Mr. Right Now.

lmao

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wormskull posted:

Some selfies:


Practicing for the band (anarcho-punk and neomexifolk group from Tampa)


Taking a stand against the anti-Lurker atmosphere of the Badgame forums, unwittingly pioneering the effort that would lead to its collapse under the weight of so many brain-diseased freaks drawn to it by the festering undercurrent of sexual deviancy and societal subversion


At school talent show, performing Talking Heads's Girlfriend is Better with the high school band


Posing with characters from video games I completed, contribution to a thread


At the plasma research and donation center, donating my own plasma to recieve funds facilitating the purchase of, at the time, Realtime Worlds's MMOTPS masterpiece APB: All Points Bulletin


Celebrating my 21st birthday with a glass of Port


Rehearsal for a performance in drag at local Trans*/LGBT pride music festival with the band


Posing with a personal hero of mine, the Doge dog from the popular Doge meme


Candid photo of me trying to talk to a longtime friend, Elizabeth from Ken Levine's masterpiece Bioshock Infinite

hahahaha

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
kill everyone who said to gas this thread

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Everyone! Please stop PMing me what I look like! I will post a photo right now and thats that! make up your mind already!

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wormskull posted:

A million times this.

unless you have a gigantic penis, like me, then talk about it constantly

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Elijah. posted:

Ignoring this thread because I already have a hot babe girlfriend that games with me constantly

Mods? Could we please ban this chucklefuck?

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Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Date Review: My wild and crazy night with forum female superstar Widestancer!

Wow boys this thread works fast, Wide PMed me early last night and we met up at her place. I brought my antique can of vintage fountain dew code red (first run, natch) and we cracked it open and let the party start right. We talked over her matching ewok cups from the return of the Jedi that came back to theaters in 1998 and then I showed her the goods, a pristine copy of star ocean 2. Having never played it she booted up the PSX while I was fingering her. Once she chose Claude I knew she was the girl of my dreams. Later that night while I was fuckjng her doggy style as she played super metroid and showing me her speed run skills (let's just say boys, the pussy is tighter than the timing window on landing bomb jumps to all the secret areas, skipping most of the game), I finished all over her back tattoo of bimmy and jimmy from double dragon 2 and called it a night. Would see again 9/10 is my final score

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