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anime gently caress pillow posted:

My best friend used to put his phone in the front pocket like a normal human male, and we hung out a lot sharing front pocket experiences. Then he went away to a far away school, and when he came back he was putting his phone in his rear end pocket. That's when I used his toothbrush on my gooch.

Same but I used my toothbrush on his gooch.

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Speaking as a father and husband, the women's pockets thing is total bullshit and I can think of no reason for it other than oppression from the male power structure.

I am so tired of storing everybody's poo poo in my pants, guys :cry:

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Bo-Pepper posted:

you need to perfect the i-don't-want-to-hold-this stance with the purse



I actually carry a purse around now because it's damned useful to have a full size swiss army knife, water bottle, pad of paper, bottle of aspirin, deck of cards, pack of bandages, granola bars, and other handy stuff.

The gals in my family are constantly asking to use stuff because they're apparently incapable of planning ahead.

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saboten posted:

hahah what

After carrying a diaper bag everywhere for a year you start to wonder why the volume of things you can carry is limited to pants pockets.

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This is ingenious.

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