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I put it in my front pocket, where the real men are.
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- Diqnol
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Wow, this phone sure is bulky, better put it on the pocket on my rear end, where I sit, so I never sit comfortably and look like I have a ghetto rear end. How about no.
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Aug 7, 2014 05:00
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Girl: I had a really good time tonight, let's swap numbers!
Me, in my mind: Yes! This went great! This is going to lead to a lasting and fulfilling relationship that ends in sex!
*Girl reaches into her rear end to pull out her phone*
Me: Stop right there. That's a dealbreaker.
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Aug 7, 2014 05:02
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- Diqnol
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My best friend used to put his phone in the front pocket like a normal human male, and we hung out a lot sharing front pocket experiences. Then he went away to a far away school, and when he came back he was putting his phone in his rear end pocket. That's when I used his toothbrush on my gooch.
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Aug 7, 2014 05:09
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- Diqnol
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I'm going to invent girl pants that only have pockets in the front and also sell pants with the back pockets that have phone-activated glow in the dark words across the rear end that say "Basic Bitch"
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