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i am he

who knows why girls do anything haha frickin girls

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girl looking at front pocket: buh?? what the heck...? what is this thing for ??? i guess i'll never know.... *sticks phone in back pocket and sits on it*

me: smdh........basic bitches....

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anime gently caress pillow posted:

Wow, this phone sure is bulky, better put it on the pocket on my rear end, where I sit, so I never sit comfortably and look like I have a ghetto rear end. How about no.

just, girls.txt right here, bravo good sir

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*me walking behind girl* dayUM look at that rear end nice nice nice im going to marry that fricking butt

*girls phone rings and she reaches into back pocket and takes it out*

me: ahh dammit like a pushup bra for rear end thats not even good butt stupid bitch

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precision posted:

ok so i texted my gf and asked her and she texted back:


this is driving me insane

This whole thread was an elaborate way to let us know you have a girlfriend, I'll bet.

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im thinking of switching from the iphone to the galaxy phone. the android functionality is a real plus, and the bigger screen and phone makes my rear end look better.

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