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At one place I worked, this dude went around all the executives offices with a Nerf gun, methodically pointing at each one's head and calmly saying "bang".

Then he walked out and never came back.

Upper management was flipping out for at least a month after.

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Bring in donuts. Don't eat any. When they're all gone send out an email saying you peed on them. 5 minutes later send a follow-up saying "just kidding guys hope you enjoyed them".

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Start bringing an anime gently caress pillow to work.

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cruft posted:

At one place I worked, this dude went around all the executives offices with a Nerf gun, methodically pointing at each one's head and calmly saying "bang".

Then he walked out and never came back.

Upper management was flipping out for at least a month after.

Same place: a guy in the documentation squad kept bringing prostitutes to his office to give him blow jobs. It took a full year before anybody mustered up the nerve to fire him.

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cruft posted:

Same place: a guy in the documentation squad kept bringing prostitutes to his office to give him blow jobs. It took a full year before anybody mustered up the nerve to fire him.

Different place: I was called in to investigate an employee emailing out pornographic photos. From her work computer. Of herself.

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Angry Fish posted:

was she hot?

I was tempted to check on this, since my job was to recover the files, until I thought about it and realized that I really didn't want to find out!

(Because the answer was almost certainly "no")

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Dennis Rasmussen posted:

man yelling poo poo or breaking anything isn't funny. people are edgy at work these days, no reason to give people a panic attack that someone is going nuts on the office.

just leave amicably, take your good reference and continue workin on your career.

Good advice but not very funny.

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