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A Bad King


Ok Ben this is what you do:

Find the address of your boss, the place your boss's wife works, the schools his children attend, etc up until the second cousin.

That means get all that info down up and down the family line for at least 4 generations.

I know. It's going to be hard work, but it is worth it.

Now for stage 2:
surprise sex every single one of them in the poop chute.
Post it on facebook.

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CAT BRUSH posted:

have you ever sold anything to your boss on PayPal?

too soon.

A Bad King


cruft posted:

Different place: I was called in to investigate an employee emailing out pornographic photos. From her work computer. Of herself.

was she hot?

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cruft posted:

I was tempted to check on this, until I thought about it and realized that I really didn't want to find out!

(Because the answer was almost certainly "no")

it was a rhetorical question of course she was fat.

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